STOP! SEIZURE TIME! Once you start reading you will go black. And once you go black, there is no going back
There was a little troll named Gamzee Makara and he sucked at life. So he went to this haunted house and he saw Eridan and he mugged Gamzee but he was all like FUCK YOU! I HAVE MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES! And Eridan was all like but then Eridan was like and then Gamzee sucked Eridan's magical powers away and asorbed them so he went to his parent`s and he was like Gamzee: Remember when you would`nt give me that faygo for my birthday? Kurloz: Yes. Gamzee: WELL SUCK ON THIS MOTHERFUCKERS! *sucks his mom and dad into a black hole* Then he went around town sucking people into black holes cuz BOIS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN! Then
So now that you`ve read this, you must send it to people in under 0 seconds or serious crap will go down. If you don`t, then congratulations! You will be spooked by Eridan.