chiicsilla

I know you favorited more than this, which is great.
But so as not to flood your page, here are just a random selection of replies for the pictures that you favorited.
Sorry if it's still a bit long.

Thanks for the fav on 125 - You asked for it...

I don’t know why anyone would, but you did, and now I have to give it to you. I don’t really want to. I want that to be clear. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. But those are the rules. Someone asks for it and you have to give it to them. I don’t know why, you just do. I’m only telling you this because I wish someone would have told me about it, when I first asked for it. I didn’t know what I was getting into then, and now that it is finally over, I find that I’m quite ambivalent about it. I’ve had it for a long time now, and while I never really wanted it in the first place, and the time I’ve spent with it so far hasn’t exactly been positive, the thought of parting leaves me feeling nostalgic. But, here, take it. Go, before I get emotional. May this mouldy, gluten free, vegan ham on rye, stuffed into a soggy old boot, worn by no less than seven hobos and one adventurous clown, with the sandwich still squashed down inside, bring you the kind of happiness that only a burden, forced upon you by a random stranger who lives by arbitrary rules, can bring.

#NoBacksies  

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 20: Breakable - By the power of Grayskull

I had the power of Grayskull once. It was nice. And really useful for opening tough jar lids or that time I had to help a friend move house. It also came in handy when a raging horde of interdimensional hell fiends decided to invade my apartment bathroom. I still have no idea what they were after, although I suspect my toilet sit cover was the likely target (it’s enviably soft and fluffy). Glen, from marketing, can’t keep his hungry eyes off it whenever I host the weekly game of corporate mandated snakes and ladders. Team building exercises are the worst, am I right? Anyway, if I had to put money on who sent those infernal imps, I’m going with Glen. Ralph, over in accounts, is giving me good odds so fingers crossed that I win the pool. As for the power of Grayskull, well, I kind of lost it to unsavoury individual in a game of high stakes, backroom SNAP! But I’m sure he’ll put it to good use.

#MyMoneysOnGlen   

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 26: Stretch - Yoga Class of 2018 BCE

I never really understood the big fuss about yoga. Then I tried it. Only once, but once was enough to completely change my life. After just one 2 minute super express, highly condensed teaser class, I was able to perform incredible feats. Like touching my nose to my navel, or my earlobe to my eyeball, or, and this was really impressive, my tonsils to my pancreas. Unfortunately the effects were short lived, and I realize now that this is how “they” get you. Once you experience the awesome powers that yoga bestows, you become hooked, and in order to keep them you must continue the classes. Sounds a lot like an extortion racket if you asked me. But nobody does. All because I now resemble a human pretzel. It’s my own fault, really. I should have read the warning in the class pamphlet. Don’t practice advanced poses unattended. My superhuman yoga powers wore off halfway through the attempt and now I’m stuck.

#CantYogaBearIt