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Pang Tong's Rejection by chibigingi Pang Tong's Rejection by chibigingi
NOTE: CLICK DOWNLOAD TO FULLVIEW IMAGE!!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH



... ... ... Oh lord, please forgive me for the many evil thoughts that ran through my mind when making this comic. XD And may many fans forgive me for scarring their fragile eyes, especially in the last panel. For that, I burn in hell. XD

This comic is based off of an event in the novel, where Sun Quan rejects Pang Tong's services because he found him to be quite repulsive (even though Quan was my favorite Wu ruler, I still think this was quite... retarded... of him). I mean, has ANYONE noticed that all of the guys and girls in the Wu kingdom (sans Huang Gai of course) are either a pretty boy, a sexy man, a hot babe, or a typical cute underaged Asian girl? I suppose, since they're the middlemen of the series, that they had to go and give the fans a reason to play them... XD

Also, I threw in a SAN Comic reference (Huang Gai's random nudity), in tribute to the insanely humorous ROTK/DW comic. To those that have not seen it, GO CHECK IT OUT NOW!!! YOU'RE NOT A DW FAN IF YOU DON'T!!!! [link]

All Characters (Pang Tong, Sun Quan, Lu Xun, Gan Ning, Zhou Yu, Ling Tong, Taishi Ci, Lu Meng, Zhou Tai, and Huang Gai) are copyrighted to Koei. Original story by Luo Guanzhong; comic idea... ME...

EDIT: Okay, apparently DA does NOT want the full size. I'll edit it to full size later, so... sorry if the text is hard to read. IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!!

EDIT2: Dear DA... LET ME FULL VIEW!!!! *hurls axe through computer* Oops.

EDIT3: Grrrrrrrribble... I hope this preview thing works.
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:iconlythistheredfox:
LythistheRedFox Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh... I gotta say, that is ONE ugly mofo."

My favorite part.
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:icongiratina530:
giratina530 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
"Holy Jesus sweet mother of pearl!" OMG that literally killed me :XD:
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TaintedBanana Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist
pale skin, long dark hair and a height about 5'9 that's all they want. With an exception of a few girls who are either "wives or girlfriends". XD anyway this is so funny. Pang Tong is awesome :D
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Phros-T Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011
Bit of a necro-post, just randomly found this one, but thank you, you have brightened an otherwise shoddy day for me.
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:iconchibigingi:
chibigingi Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you. I'm glad to know that my weird sense of humor was able to brighten someone's day. I hope your day gets better.
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SnoweWoulf Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol poor Pang Tong! I loled for real on this one!!!
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:iconsnowewoulf:
SnoweWoulf Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!!! I luffs Pang Tong tho! :D
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:iconnothingpoignanthere:
NothingPoignantHere Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
HA

XD
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:iconuni7756565:
uni7756565 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
i cant stop laughing omg
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:icongoth-chan:
goth-chan Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh wow. That made me literally fall out of my chair laughing. Much love!!
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:iconsushisashimi:
sushisashimi Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009  Professional Artist
I love this!! so cutee...
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:iconhallowedlady:
Hallowedlady Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2009
So funny and so true!
I guess Wu needs the fans.
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:iconxxtina-chanxx:
xXTina-ChanXx Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The Sun family is full of hotties...:giggle:
I :heart: Sun Quan
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:iconlonewolfx220:
LoneWolfX220 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2009
This reminds me of Ouran High School Host Club in the funniest way...
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:iconkaptain-kefiah:
Kaptain-Kefiah Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
weren't the Wei heroes all gay?
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:iconmysticmoseswhale:
MysticMosesWhale Featured By Owner May 25, 2009
Gold man LOL love it!!
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:iconguobia:
GuoBia Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2009
..."To cover the fact that we're all gay"....

That was my favorite part! :D
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:iconbai-xue88:
bai-xue88 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
...I lol'd.
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:iconserpentdoness:
serpentdoness Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2009
LOL! BRILLIANT!

"To hide the fact that we're all gay" - that's EXACTLY what my dad said when he watched that part in the ROTK TV series, LOL!!
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:iconsushi-is-yummy:
Sushi-is-Yummy Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2008
lmao!! that was hilarious!!
i loved that.
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:iconcarmenmcs:
CarmenMCS Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
THIS IS THE BEST COMIC EVER INVOLVING WU AND EXCUSES ABOUT BEING THEM ALL SO CUTE THERE! XDDD

Now, really, I got a really good laugh xD
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:iconfluffyturtle:
FluffyTurtle Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2008  Student General Artist
lol awsome!
whys he always naked! poor Wu, DX
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:iconlubaihu:
LuBaihu Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2008
The ugliness was one thing, but specifically calling himself better than Zhou Yu, so soon after Zhou Yu's funeral* didn't help Pang Tong's case at all either...

* The one at which Zhuge Liang cried his way out of retribution. Looking at how he acts in the story, I cheered Liu Qi just for being the only person besides Jiang Wei to get the jump on him.
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KanJan1991 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2008
LMAO
Genius!
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:iconfem-rai:
Fem-Rai Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist


I don't like to admit this, but I'm giggling uncontrollably. XDDD

I love you.
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:iconcorruptionofreligion:
That was wonderful!
I actually always wonder about the beauty of the Wu kingdom XD
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:iconanime007freak:
Anime007Freak Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2008
T_T b-but pang tong the toad man isn't ugly... i feel bad for him when he gets hit on DW4 T_T he does this cute little cry ^^ but when he does his muso mode.. he sounds like a man... he's like kakashi in a way because he is care free... and has a thign covering the rest of his face lol but pang tong isnt ugly.... *looks at hung gai* HOLY SH**T!! *falls over WTF IS DAT?! lol
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CarmenMCS Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
ha ha ha I find Pang Tong´s look in Dynasty Warriors series quite adorable but it seems like, in the historical reports on chinese, he really was quite a... repulsive monk person XD he walked in a strange way (well just like in the game XD) and many other stuff that made him look rally strange and scaring ^^

But I still love him in Dynasty Warriors XD he is so funny, so care free XD so like Kakashi, as you said!
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Anime007Freak Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008
lol my freind loves kakashi and she did a fan girl squeal because i said that pang tong acted like kakashi
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Roninwolf1981 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
OMYGAWD!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You may have already heard it to death by now, but I accidentally kicked over my desk in a fit of hysteria and accidentally sharted in laughter.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Wait, here's another take on the laughs...
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Zhou-yu-the-legend Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
XDD,that is just hilarious.
I know San comics,and I've read all of the comics.
Huang Gai is just unbearable to look at.XD,still great job.
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Ixbran Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2008
HEY!

that comic is funny and all, but that last part about huang gai is so uncool!

Dx

Huang Gai is sexy too, espcaly for a man of his age!
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:iconcarmenmcs:
CarmenMCS Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
YOU ARE SO RIGHT I´M WITH YOU 8D HUANG GAI FOREVAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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:iconixbran:
Ixbran Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008
x3

yay for big buff dudes!
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:iconnastuf:
Nastuf Featured By Owner May 23, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
And this is why I always complete more Shu and Wei Characters first
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:iconclockworkbuzzard:
ClockworkBuzzard Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2008
Absolutely hilarious. xD
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sleva10 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2007
XD <- It's all I got to say...

It seimply means:
1. Wow
2. :ohnoes:
3. I'm damaged for life
4. laughs meh belly buttom off
5. I never realized that fact about WU. I see it clearly now
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:iconchibigingi:
chibigingi Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2007  Student Traditional Artist
Ahhhhh, I'm sorry if I damaged you for life. Huang Gai tends to do that... XD

Thanks for comments.
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sleva10 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2007
xD Huang Gai just look silly in the upcoming DW 6... :no:
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:iconreiko-namichan:
reiko-namichan Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahaha love it!!!
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:iconreiko-namichan:
reiko-namichan Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*fall down laughing* hahahaha i love it!
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:iconsenbonzakura168:
Senbonzakura168 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2007   Traditional Artist
XD Huang Gai sure is scary
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lazymie Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2007
Lol Aww Pang Tong ur not ugly u look pretty cute in dynasty warriors 6 =)
Also Lu Meng and Sun Quan really change They are so .....HOT!!!! :drool:
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:iconcarmenmcs:
CarmenMCS Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Specialy for Sun Quan NAO HE IS A SEXY EMPEROR FOR REAL XDDD

And Lu Meng now has that wise adult style that makes him even more interesting than before... and he even hits Gan Ning on the head and many other funny stuff lol!!!

I gotta agree with you XD
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:iconchibigingi:
chibigingi Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2007  Student Traditional Artist
Tell me about it... *wants to dry hump Lu Meng's leg*
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:iconlazymie:
lazymie Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2007
lol
I just love his new look :love:
But It sad to know koei delete 6 characters and 2 of them my favorite. =(
Jiang Wei adorable and Xing cai kick butt =)
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totallyunmotivated Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2007
I did always notice that Wu has the most pretty boys...hmm...no wonder why there are more girls in Wu than in Wei and Shu...LOL Anyway, awesome comic! Huang Gai scares me, but he has bombs in Dynasty Warriors 4 so he's still really good-except when I walk right into the bombs myself... I even made my own character based on Ling Tong in my gallery. :D I definitely talk too much!
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:iconjadethepredator:
JadeThePredator Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LMAO, OMG... :XD: I love the way you drew them all and the contrasts between the chibi-like characters and the seriously drawn characters was great. Even Huang Gai looked disturbingly good. That was too funny... Made me laugh. :giggle: Excellent work!
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VampiaZee Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2007
I think im the only girl who is a Huang Gai fangirl xD *Finds him incredibly sexy*

Great comic though! I laughed through out it xD :heart:
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