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Dork by chetzar Dork by chetzar
20" x 16" Oil on masonite
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PanicThePsycho Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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M0L0D0Y Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAaammer!
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:icongwifitz:
Gwifitz Featured By Owner May 14, 2011
Is this the mini boss in zelda 64?
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E-raserhead Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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Liraega Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Woah, this is terrifying somehow. But awesome.
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:iconsofawofa:
sofawofa Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010
scary! :wow:
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:icongromyko:
gromyko Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
is this the one they used in hellboy 2?
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:iconboteghim:
Boteghim Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2009
This is one of my favourites.
I just found one of those guys in my room haha.
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:iconred-rotter:
Red-Rotter Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2009
Bloody brilliant. I can see why the other monsters call him Dork.
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:iconrozuu:
Rozuu Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
I really love your work.

I think this is one of my favorites :3
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Sc00taBrutha156 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2009
i like the chin, and the wrinkles. :D
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:iconforelive:
ForeLive Featured By Owner May 26, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I Love his eyes
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:iconkarenmcdade:
KarenMcDade Featured By Owner May 20, 2009  Professional Interface Designer
Freaky. I like.
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:iconironrosepetal:
IronRosePetal Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You put an interesting use to pink in this piece. Fantastic! The texture on the skin makes it all the more real.
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:icondanverkys:
danverkys Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Wholly shit this is amazing :)
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MissJamieBrown Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
You have been featured: [link] >^.^<
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:icontikinana:
tikinana Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2009
unbelievable :thumbsup:
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:iconchetzar:
chetzar Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009  Professional General Artist
Thanks.
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:iconeosis:
eosis Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2008
This is incredible.
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:iconchetzar:
chetzar Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009  Professional General Artist
Thanks. I like him too.
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:iconvampireleniore:
vampireleniore Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2008
Featured:

[link]
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:iconchetzar:
chetzar Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009  Professional General Artist
Thanks.
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kmish213 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2008
i do a lot of stuff like this....i just wish i could paint them...

good job
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AokiBengal Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2008
This piece reminds me of the Chamberlain from Hell Boy a little bit. I believe I've seen your work at the Gnomon Workshop. Amazing art you have!
I've bought a few dvds from there.
Your art is quite inspirational!
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gavilano Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2008
He seems innocent though he must hide teeth and claws somewhere.
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gavilano Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2008
I believe this is also one of your best. Though it is similar to Robert Bliss, check him out if you like.
Very well done, arent you scared of your own works sometimes?
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chetzar Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2008  Professional General Artist
thanks. send me a link, i could only find a couple of things on him.

no, i never get scared of my art. they are like my children!
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xXxParabolaxXx Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This makes me think of Dr Seuss, but the kind of Dr Seuss that would give your children nightmares.
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:iconchetzar:
chetzar Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2008  Professional General Artist
i like that!
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:iconjcallius:
JCallius Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
This one is really great :)
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Jackovdaily Featured By Owner May 18, 2008
Hahaha. Nice title.
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:icontonharing:
TonHaring Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
This is one of my favorite paintings I know
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:icongrator:
grator Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2007  Professional Traditional Artist
Cool... i love your work
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:iconchetzar:
chetzar Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2007  Professional General Artist
thanks much
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Lil-Teaser Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2007
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Nightmares in oil, ....
:clap: :clap: :clap:
You are so damn good,

L.T.
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s-paint Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2007
fucking cool hehehe
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:iconscrumchewu:
Scrumchewu Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2007  Student Photographer
I didn't know until seeing this how a dork looked like. It is almost saying it.
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MadameM Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2007
wonderful technique -- its being featured in my 7 wonders of the artworld :)
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:iconchetzar:
chetzar Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2007  Professional General Artist
cool, thank you.
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MadameM Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2007
:)
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Infleshtation Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2007
the stretching and augmenting of the body structure in this one is excellent. very vivid and detailed.
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density-tmr Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2007
I love the skin tones on this - they are excellent.
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EyePokeyLeigh Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
It looks like such a sweetheart, and so freakin creepy!
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:iconnovar:
novar Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2007
man im so in love with your style. Its creepy and yet all the creatures have a kind of adorable touch :)
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Foxx247 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2007
the little skin and blood details make it look all the more freakier.
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:iconselfregion:
selfregion Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2007  Professional Traditional Artist
Needs love...
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MarcoCabras Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2007  Professional Traditional Artist
bwahahahahah dork

why?
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:icondelusion-photography:
This is awesome, It would be great to have the original hanging up.
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:iconloftanab:
loftanab Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2007
this and your other artworks remind me of that pan's labyrinth creature...and i love your style.
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the-happy-clown Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2007
I love the haunting look he has. Really cool, :+fav:.
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Make
Minolta Co., Ltd.
Model
DiMAGE F100
Shutter Speed
10/1250 second
Aperture
F/4.5
Focal Length
8 mm
ISO Speed
100
Date Taken
Jan 1, 2002, 12:00:00 AM