Nationality Stereotypes Meme

I had a lot of fun with that, but Botticelli now wants to kill me for that very-super ugly Venus

Ok let's explain:

1) Italians do it better - Italian men are sexy, hot, blablah : just WRONG! Italian men are like all the other guys in this world ;D we have ugly and beautiful guys.
2) Italians loves art!: theoretically it should be like this, Italy is the "art's crib" but now we are facing some big big BIG problems. Did you know that Pompei is crumbling right now? And there are a lot of stray dogs that are wandering around using the ancient walls like a latrine? We have a great tresure, but we're destroing it... so sad uh?

"Non abbiamo il petrolio, noi. Non abbiamo il gas, non abbiamo l'oro, non abbiamo i diamanti, non abbiamo le terre rare, non abbiamo le sconfinate distese di campi di grano del Canada o i pascoli della pampa argentina. Abbiamo una sola, grande, persino immeritata ricchezza: la bellezza dei nostri paesaggi, la bellezza dei nostri siti archeologici, la bellezza dei nostri borghi medievali, la bellezza delle nostre residenze patrizie, la bellezza dei nostri musei, la bellezza delle nostre città d'arte."

"We don't have oil, gas, gold, diamonds, we don't have rare earth, the unlimited stretch of grain field like in Canada or the Argentinian Pampas's pastures. We have only a big and also undeserved richness: the beauty of our landscapes, the beauty of our archeological sites, our medieval villages, our patrician residenses, the beauty of our museums, the beauty of our city of art."

(sorry for the crappy translation... I'm not very good in English after all)

3) Pizza + Pasta + Mafia: weeell... I must put this in. This is the first of all the stereotypes about Italy: but the sad thing is that it's half true... We love our food, me too (I really LOVE pizza! And pasta *ç*) and we have mafia. BUT! Not ALL the Italians love pizza, pasta and not ALL of us are engaged with mafia.

I wish I could put other stereotypes but I filled all the spaces... Anyway let me know what do you think when you know an Italian!


Blank meme by

Edit:boy oh boy, this is my most viewed deviation. Seriously? D: