0) Open randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around
5) Post these rules
1. This is you
I should have been a cat. It's not fair.
2. This pokemon is your rival
COME AT ME BRAH
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
I reciprocate your feelings. Let's get married and have 33 babies.
4. This pokemon is stalking you
HOLY GUACAMOLE SAVE ME
5. This pokemon just stole your cake
You know what? You can keep it
Please don't hurt me
6. This is your Lab partner
This went better than I expected.
7. This is your best friend
It seems I have questionable tastes, then.
8. This pokemon is about to fight you
Go away, I'm busy.
9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes
Dude, your feet are microscopic. What the hell are you planning to do with them?
10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
It seems I won't have to order pizza after all. My lunch's right here.
11. This pokemon is your pet
At least I'm not a cat *sobs*
12. This is your new roommate
Don't you dare touch my things you lazy twat.
13. This is your new boss
I'm sure he'll make my life a living hell.
14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night
LORD SAVE ME
15. This pokemon is scared of you
You sure it's not the opposite? *shudders*
16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
nO. gET aWaY frOm mE.
17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
I want a promotion.
18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
At least it's not the freakin' whale.
19. This pokemon envies you
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too~
20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
Succumb to cuteness of this... hem... thingy and fulfill this meme, friends