When in doubt... BREAK STUFF!!
I would have a PhD in procrastinating, if I would bother to get my bum ass off this chair and go get one... But naah... I'll do it tomorrow.
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
"Search for happiness and you will find an old tire."
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
"Se tunne, kun istut mökömököpuussa ja heittelet kusipäitä kävyillä."
"Life's a grave, dig it."
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted"
"Well, I guess reality is what you make of it."
"From life to immortal dreams."