Why Obama Will Be President1. There can be only one most powerful woman in the world and that's Oprah.2. He's smarter than a 5th grader, something which the current president lacks.3. "Obama vs Osama"- Newspapers and news channels will have a field day using this headline.4. Voters confused him with Denzel Washington.5. The White House can have a new colour.
10 Things To Save the Planet10 Things You Could Do To Save The Planet1. If the ice cubes in your glass hasn't fully melted yet, put them back in the fridge so that they can be used again.2. Do not switch on your TV if you're playing your video game console.3. Self-declared holidays and time-offs are encouraged.4. Avoid using money.5. Your computer can replace your tv, radio and game console.6. Breath slower so as to reduce your carbon dioxide output.7. Use your recycled newspapers as wallpaper.8. Don't patronize shops which use electricity.9. Stop giving people work to do.10. Impeach your president.