If I were a Nidoking, would you be my Nidoqueen?
I would protect you, shield you with my Light Screen
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail
I would prove to you my love, with a Heart Scale
But I must be Frank
I promise this isn't a prank
You make my Metapod Harden
It goes crazy, like a Bulbasaur in a garden
I'm like a Geodude, as hard as a rock
I'm crazy for the ladies, just like my man, Brock
I wanna make like a Caterpie and String Shot all over you
You'll never know what to do
Because you'll be Weezing by the time we're done
Babe, you make me Rhyhorn-y, so let's have some fun
You've got the luscious lips of a Jynx
And you're as c...