Orange Ogre and Cackling Witch

This is the story of a pompous Orange Ogre with a God complex, and an obnoxious Cackling Witch that thinks everything is a joke. They thought they could be rulers of the land, but there's not enough for both of them. So they decided to let people choose, despite being the worst options. And while some people want nothing to do with these creeps, they are seen and talked everywhere that its hard to ignore them. But the people still voted for the Ogre or Witch to be leader of the land. And whom ever wins, the real losers are the people.

Moral of the story: The Wise but funny talking wizard was the better option.