Lawyers. And they say crime doesn't pay.
I tried to come up with a witty comment for this cartoon but you've set standards too high and I couldn't pass the bar.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Watch it. Don't anger a lawyer unless you want a cross examination of your plans!
Allegedly doesn't help your case.
Ooh, that's dirty! She's no choice but to suck it up!
hahahaha this could pose a problem if she has a cat familiar. who am i kidding di has a thousand cats.
Lawyers "allegedly" have feelings. Good one, Ms. Satanist!
And I thought it was "One of them sucks a bit less", but I guess that's missing the motorcycle then ...
now that's brilliant. I thought that was when Dracula took up law though 'your honor he's bleeding the witness' etc.
Philadelphia lawyer is another name for Satan.
What a dirty joke. XP
What do you call an honest lawyer, a black swan since they're so rare.
Or the one from the movie "War of the Roses": what do you call fifty lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
hahaha you know, when I went to work for a lawyer, he gave me a book of awful lawyer jokes on my first day. they love this stuff. lawyers don't sink though, alcohol is less dense than water.