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Saturday Morning Cartoon 56 by chateaugrief Saturday Morning Cartoon 56 by chateaugrief
Lawyers. And they say crime doesn't pay. ;P
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:iconlonermade:
lonermade Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
I tried to come up with a witty comment for this cartoon but you've set standards too high and I couldn't pass the bar.
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chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
whammo.:dignity-laugh:  hahahahaha good one!  couple more rejoinders like these and I'll be unable to pass a bar too.  
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neootaku2016 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
lol ^^
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chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
:D
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:iconmaisam47khan:
Maisam47Khan Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2018
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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:iconchateaugrief:
chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
How many lawyer jokes are there?  One. The rest are true stories.  :D
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:iconmaisam47khan:
Maisam47Khan Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2018
heehehehe,Nice one.
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TaranAlvein Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Watch it.  Don't anger a lawyer unless you want a cross examination of your plans!
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:iconchateaugrief:
chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
they'd probably read me the riot act...
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:iconmpz28:
mpz28 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2018
very nice Cool Emoticon Heart Emoticon  Thumbsup Emoticon Bravo #2
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:iconchateaugrief:
chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
:D
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:iconlilmizflashythang:
Lilmizflashythang Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
Allegedly doesn't help your case.
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:iconchateaugrief:
chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
besides, I'm sure everyone find this objectionable...
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:iconlilmizflashythang:
Lilmizflashythang Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
Lol.
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:iconjustjaxx:
JustJaxx Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2018
Love Clap 
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:iconchateaugrief:
chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
:D
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Bcfoster20 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Student Photographer
Hahahaha
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:iconchateaugrief:
chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
:D
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:iconbcfoster20:
Bcfoster20 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2018  Student Photographer
:D (Big Grin) 
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trekatu Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
AHAHA!
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:iconchateaugrief:
chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
:D
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outbackpianist Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ooh, that's dirty! She's no choice but to suck it up! :D (Big Grin) 
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chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
hahahaha  :D  this could pose a problem if she has a cat familiar.  who am i kidding di has a thousand cats. 
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outbackpianist Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow! Must be a lot of work cleaning up after them, especially their droppings! =P (Razz) 
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scorpionlover42 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018
Lawyers "allegedly" have feelings. Good one, Ms. Satanist! 
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:iconchateaugrief:
chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Horned headbands.  it's the new look for fall.  like...biblical levels of fall... :D   
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BloodelfSandman Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And I thought it was "One of them sucks a bit less", but I guess that's missing the motorcycle then ...
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chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
now that's brilliant.  :D  I thought that was when Dracula took up law though 'your honor he's bleeding the witness' etc. 
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Saiyanstrong Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Philadelphia lawyer is another name for Satan.
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chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
I didn't know that :D make 'em tough in philly.
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Saiyanstrong Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I found that one in the Thesaurus.
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legendoflolz2 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
What a dirty joke. XP
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chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
:D 
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xenon132 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018
What do you call an honest lawyer, a black swan since they're so rare.
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chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
:D how does a lawyer sleep? first he lies on one side, then he lies on the other...
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Gnoll-El Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018
Or the one from the movie "War of the Roses": what do you call fifty lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?  A good start.
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chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
hahaha you know, when I went to work for a lawyer, he gave me a book of awful lawyer jokes on my first day.  they love this stuff. lawyers don't sink though, alcohol is less dense than water. 
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Crackpuddle Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
X3
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chateaugrief Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
:D
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