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Sat Nov 17, 2018, 4:50 AM
This damn song's stuck in my head so I curse you all with it, as well....

fashion kills or by ijakopen  Bushmen engravings 1 - Twyfelfontein, Namibia by wildplaces  Sphinx IV by KingOvRats  Vincent Price by NoahBDesign 

Vincent Price - Theatre Of Blood - Master Study by NoahBDesign

Artificial Intellegence by Canankk  Castle Stolpen by utico 

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When Everything Seems New by Tahiyd
 The Chronicles of Prydian by mscorley

Fish Bane by offermoord  Where Are We?...What is This Place? by A-Separate-Reality Jana the librarian 3 by PhotographyThomasKru  amzgpenngnbxsph~0218A2C8C by CO99A5  Blue Period by Holmes-JA  Neon Bright by Holmes-JA

Still Alive by Holmes-JA  Abandoned childhood by DaveMylesPhotography  don't go down the stairs.. by CapnDeek373  Kraina Grzybow by KingOvRats  Tire Repairment by Canankk

Middle Lane by viridis-somnio

sunday mood by veftenie

Midnight Intervention by offermoord

Jana the librarian 9 by PhotographyThomasKru

  • Listening to: Click YouTube link on this Journal entry!
  • Reading: 1536 The Year that changed Henry VIII
  • Watching: Svengoolie tonight!
  • Playing: MediEvil
  • Eating: Le Truffles
  • Drinking: Elixir of Life


Ffej of Iksweinsawk
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Merely an amateur poet and shutterbug; my chief love is storytelling, I have three books currently available---The Bride of Chaos:…
The Daughters of Orion:…
The Scepter of Chaos…
I hope you enjoy them!

Current Residence: The Castle of my mind...
Favourite style of art: Fractal Pin Up
Skin of choice: Female
Favourite cartoon character: Beemo
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utico Featured By Owner 23 hours ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Vielen Dank für den Favoriten.
Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner 17 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
My pleasure!! :aww:
KaidokJ Featured By Owner 1 day ago   Digital Artist
Thanks for the llama :happybounce:

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama? :shakefist:

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.

Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I myself think the Giraffe would be a nobler DeviantArt Badge Beast, but each to his own! ;P
KaidokJ Featured By Owner 8 hours ago   Digital Artist
You are probably right, but logistically speaking, a badge that takes up two screen pages is probably going to be difficult to sell to people. :D
Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner 7 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Norway090 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Heeeeyyyyyy i don't know if you remember me but hello
Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
:hug: Yes I do remember you!!  How have you been?
Joshua-Mozes Featured By Owner Edited 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haunted House...

Voted Most Likely To Be Haunted by Chaosfive-55

...and why the Victorian Mansion is a horror icon

Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I love those old houses!! :aww: Thanks for showing me that video!!
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