For another few minutes I will try to describe why in the world do I have 6,177 unread messages and how in the world am I suppose to read it. By the time I realize the reason nobody will seem to care about it...
That's pretty sure will make you wonder why are you here? Oh god I thought this could be something interesting and I might enjoy every minutes of it, and so it seem but there is nothing so bizarre or unpredictable it all just random.. and everyone pretend to be normal.
Give yourself a pat on the back and move on.
At last, after six years on deviant I decided to write my first journal entry and it begin with a story about "The sad realization of reading useless crap journal entry for the duration of 30 seconds and Why I end up myself looking like a tree".
Right at this moment some random deviant would stare at this entry and decide it not worth a dime to read it — "Or maybe..", "Oh sorry, what is the question again?", "Oh why am I here?" randomly you might asked.
At this sudden moment you though "Why in the world, would anyone spend 20 seconds of their life reading a random journal entry about nothingness. For god sake, what a total waste of ... "