I'm Chao3, and welcome to what would be my lair, were I some sort of mustache-twirling cartoon supervillain striving for world domination through DeviantArt. Now that I think about it, that would make a good episode of Pinky and the Brain. Narf.
...that nonsense aside, I'm an amateur writer and film-maker with a love for photography and digital imaging, coupled with a sarcastic sense of humor that's gotten me thousands of awkward glances and only one girlfriend ever.