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Wow… Italy seemed like such a cool place.  Spacious canals, a lot of lovely tourist spots, and the architecture was quite astonishing all in itself.  The townspeople were kind and some of men you found, were quite flirtatious, especially with you (because you were new or if they thought you were really beautiful, you weren’t sure).  What you found the most captivating, however, was the food.  They had their pastas and their pizzas, yes, but their culinary arts branched out far beyond those examples.  Polenta served with Sopressa and mushrooms, tiramisu, cotoletta alla milanese, and one newly Americanized product - Nutella!  You wanted to eat it all!

You stopped by a simple-looking cafe and ordered yourself a table and some (fav/drink).  You had been settled in for only 5 minutes when you felt someone staring at you.  You looked up from the menu and saw a man, a little older than you, looking at you, with dark brown hair and a strange curl coming off the right side of his head.  A small blush was dusted across his cheeks.  There was another man next to him, a little shorter with lighter brown hair and a curl on the other side of his head, and seemed to be trying to get darker-heads attention.

Suddenly, the darker haired one stood up and went to your table.  Taken by surprise, you just let him, not exactly  knowing what to do.  He sat down in the seat across from you and began speaking rapid Italian; to a point to where you couldn’t keep up.

“Ca-can I ask what you’re saying?” You asked, slightly timid since this man was extremely cute.

“E-eh? Tu non mi capisci? (You don’t understand me?)” The man gave you a confused expression.  Then he smiled slyly.  “Allora io posso dire quello che voglio, giusto? (Then I can say whatever I want, right?)”

“What are you saying?!” You asked him more persistently than before. “Um… non capisco… (I do not understand… )”

The man took out a piece of paper and down what seemed to be phone number and a message: “Chiamami (Call me).” And then, he went back to his… brother, you guessed, and yelled at him for something.

You glanced from the paper to the man and back to the paper again, wondering if you should actually call the man later on.  He didn’t seem to speak any English, but… at the same time there was something about him that let you know he was hiding something.

By the end of your contemplation, you waiter was back with your drink and asked for what you wanted to eat.  All the while, you kept glancing at the man, and wondering what to do about this…

~~Tomato Time Skipping~~

It was now evening, and you found yourself enjoying what seemed to be some form of a local party night festival.  There was more food (much to your excitement), performers, and people dancing to street musicians dancing in the lights of the street.  While munching on Sformato Trasteverino (a kind of kiwi custard tart), you noticed one particular performance with three men taking women from the crowd and dancing with them to the beat of the music.

One the men, you noticed, was the one from earlier in the cafe!  You wanted to see what he was doing, so you went to get a closer look.  The song had sadly ended, so the crowd began to disperse a little bit, making it easy to see what was happening.  And the three men could also see you.  The man with the curl on his left side had noticed you first, and got the attention of the man who had given you your number.  The latter looked in the direction the former was pointing and his gaze zoned in on you.  He smiled slightly and smoothly walked toward you, looking a little sexy while doing so.

You took you by the hands and led you into the beat of the next song, one you somewhat knew, called “We Speak No Americano”.

“Comme te po’ (How can the one)
Comme te po’ (How can the one)
Comme te po’ (How can the one)
Comme te po’ capi chi te ve bene? (How can the one who love you understand you)
Si tu le parle ‘mmiezzo americano? (If you’re speaking half American?)
Quando se fa l’ammore sotto ‘a luna (When you’re making love under the moon)
Come te vene ‘capa e di: “I love you?!” (How will you say: “I love you?!”)”

You let the eat sway you and the man as he sang along to the lyrics, which you understood from memorizing the online translations you’ve found.  Giving up on singing in Italian, you switched to English, which surprised the man for a second before he continued on dancing with you to the beat.

“Pa pa l’ americano (We don’t speak American)
Pa pa l’ americano (We don’t speak American)
Pa pa l’ americano (We don’t speak American)

Fa l’ americano (You want to be American)

Pa pa l’ americano (We don’t speak American)
Fa fa l’ americano (You want to be American)

Whiskey soda e rockenroll (Whiskey, soda, and rock and roll)
Whiskey soda e rockenroll (Whiskey, soda, and rock and roll)
Whiskey soda e rockenroll (Whiskey, soda, and rock and roll)”

The song’s beat continued a little longer before fading out pleasantly.  You were still in the man’s grasp as he ended his dancing with you.  He leaned down and pecked you on the cheek.

“You took your time,” he said, in perfect English.  “You need to call quicker when someone offers you things like their love.”

~~Turtle-y Time Skip~~

“So you could speak English this whole time?” You asked, while at his home with his two brothers (the other men dancing with ladies).

“Si… all three of us can, but we prefer our own language over English.”

“But if I couldn’t understand you, why didn’t you just go to English?”

He paused, and then shrugged.  “I felt like being different today.”

“Can I at least get a name?”

He laughed. “Lovino Vargas. And yours, la mia bella?”

You blushed a little, knowing what that meant. “(F/n) (L/n).”

Lovino hugged you, and kissed your cheek. “Montaggio di una bella signora del genere (Fitting for such a beautiful girl).”

“Huh?” You asked, a little invisible question mark appearing on the side of your head.

Lovino laughed. “Non parlo americano. (I don’t speak American.)”
Welcome to request #1 from my request journal (now closed!) and more will be coming their way soon.

Light Purple Bullet - F2U!  Requested by: :iconflyingmintbunnystuck: ~I hope you enjoyed it~

Light Purple Bullet - F2U! Link to journal for future requests that will be posted: Taking Fanfiction Requests!! **CLOSED**

Light Purple Bullet - F2U! Hetalia belongs to Himaruya

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Light Purple Bullet - F2U! English Translyrics: lyricstranslate.com/en/america…

Light Purple Bullet - F2U! Image: Unavailable but photo-edited by me

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KisaTheNaluShipper Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2018
do you know what's harder to understand compared to American?

some goo' ol' Aussie slang, mate.

Except, please never say this to me "Throw some shrimp on the barbie."

IT'S NOT F'N SHRIMP, MATE!!! IT'S PRAWNS!!!!
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EnglandNcis Featured By Owner May 6, 2018
sqeakkkkkkk
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greeceball22 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
IM GREEK DUMBA**!
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All-Mah-Ships Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2017
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I SPEAK RUSSIAN?!?!?! Я ТЕБЯ ЛЮБЛЮ, ПОДОНОК! (YA TEBYA LYUBLYU, PODONOK! - I LOVE YOU, FUCKER!!!!)
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Uhm.. thank you, I suppose? (:
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All-Mah-Ships Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2017
Deviantart won't let me show the Russian letters! XD
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FieryDemonX-X Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2017
Italian the Language that sounds hot... no matter what...and you know what.. I would love to belong to Romano XD
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BethHatesSand Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2016
Hey he was right, he can't speack American but he can speak ENGLISH!
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:iconchangeohearts101:
ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Exactly! ;D Major plot hole EXPOSED.
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XxShadowWisperxX Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2016  Student General Artist
I understood everything he was saying without the translations--

Because i sPEAK ITALIAN, WEW
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InsaneAdolescent1003 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Ooh another Italian speaker!
Hehe say somethin back if you understand this


In realtà sono siciliana, ma questo è solo fondamentalmente italiana. Sono anche tedesco, polacco, filippina, spagnola ... La maggior parte di tutti, sono orgoglioso di essere italiano!
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XxShadowWisperxX Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2016  Student General Artist
Same

I'm good at translating Italian, I just don't like typing in Italian, because the accents make a large difference in the language
So I'm not usually seen speaking full Italian ^^;;
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InsaneAdolescent1003 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Heh! I know, it's a bit difficult typing :o

I speak it at school and scare people hehehehe
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XxShadowWisperxX Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2016  Student General Artist
I violently yell in Italian at people who piss me off
And I watch as all of them run away from me
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InsaneAdolescent1003 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Ahhahah! Awesome :o
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DieTekenaar Featured By Owner Edited Apr 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I like to consider myself fluent in American, you know.

Me:"Hey Alfred, say something American to me!"

Alfred: "um, ok?!"

Alfred: "Yo, dudes, dudettes, let's go get ourselves some the totally amazeballs MickieD's! We could like hang out, and us dudes can check out the totally hot babes, and have our selves a most rad time! Remeber, be excellent to each other, and party on DUDES!" *America makes an epically awesome departure*

Me: "I do believe he said, boys and girls, let's go get some of the amazing or delicious McDonald's, and then us boys could hang out and look a beautiful girls, and together we could have an amazing and fun time together, and then I believe he quoted something...."

England: "how... how did you understand that?"

Me: "shhhhhh don't tell anyone, but there's this amazing thing called the Interwebs!"

England: "ahhhh, I see...)




Btw I really like this story! *claps*
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016  Student Digital Artist
As an American (& a Texan at that), I am happily ashamed that I understood all of what was said. (:

And thank you! I'm glad you liked it.
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The-Lovely-Mouse Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
As an American myself, I approve that translation. Very good, very good.
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Mainoko Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2016
It's okay, I don't speak American either, so thank god we both know English. XD
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2016  Student Digital Artist
We got something right! XD
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Mainoko Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2016
LOL! XD
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Awkwardnes Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2016   Artist
Such a bad thing I Don't speak american too (X'D).
APH WTF QUEBEC ICON 50X50 
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2016  Student Digital Artist
XD
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Awkwardnes Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016   Artist
Seriously its would be so weird,we Wouldn't Understand Each other.
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Probably not, but that's part of the fun, isn't it? XD
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Awkwardnes Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2016   Artist
Yeah X'D !
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NeoniZigzagoon Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Aw, Romano-
I actually do understand and say a bit of Italian, I'm sorta bad at it because I'm new to it--
But still-
I understood some of what you said--
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EllaLikesBooks Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Who else thought of that scene in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants where Lena meets Kostos? Nobody?
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missred-missused Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OH! I did! haha loved that movie!
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EllaLikesBooks Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Great!
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Dunno what that is, sorry. :( Never watched it...
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EllaLikesBooks Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Well it's an oldie so I didn't think anyone would. I just do stuff like that sometimes. ^^'
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Oh, okay~
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FangirlingToTheMax Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015
You don't speak American. But you speak English.

AHAHA *le snorts*

GREAT JOB.
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I WAS WAITING SO LONG FOR SOMEONE TO POINT THIS OUT.

THANK YOU. XD
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FangirlingToTheMax Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015
YOU'RE WELCOME BROSKI
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gabbysqueek Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015
I loved this so much. xD It is a little dangerous to let him say whatever he wants, and it hadn't even been a day since Romano gave reader the number! Geez. xD I loved this (said this already, oops, eh) and thank you so very much for a sweet little Romano story.
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Student Digital Artist
XD No problem! Glad you liked it! :iconaawplz:

I was like: Romano, you give her the number & let her wait but let's not make this story too long... TIME SKIP TO THE EVENING I HAVE A SONG TO PUT IN. XD
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gabbysqueek Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015
Thanks! I really did enjoy it. :iconglompplz:

That is completely fair! xD At least he was a little patient, good for him. :)
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Student Digital Artist
A little patience goes a long way, Roma~~ XD
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gabbysqueek Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015
Indeed it does Romano. xD
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zelda806 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015
cheeky bastard XD
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bree25 Featured By Owner May 13, 2015
come on just speak american for me please lovi you smooth sexy baster you

(btw i love this)
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  Student Digital Artist
( X3 Thank you so much~! ^V^ )

:iconromanoplz: Speech Bubble - Left speaker 1  Pa pa l'americano~Speech Bubble - Left speaker 2 
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bree25 Featured By Owner May 14, 2015
your welcome
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Pegwenna Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You smooth little bastard... 

(Loved it! Lol )
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
XD Quite, isn't he?

(I'm glad you liked it! X3)
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Italylover6 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yes you can you little trickster! Now speak English! BTW's awesome story.:)
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ChangeOHearts101 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Student Digital Artist
XD Sneaky Lovi. X3
Thank you so much~! :iconaawplz:
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Italylover6 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
No problem!:D
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