(Colleen, General Carbine & Mi'Lady (who's only with them because she knows more about the workings of the enemy than the other two do) have managed to slip in the backdoor of a nightclub, known for where the more classy villains in the L.E.P files hang out. Having gained entry, the three suddenly find themselves on the stage and in the spotlight - by accident.)
(They look out into a room full of smartly dressed gangsters, thugs and other assorted villains)
CARBINE: Oh, big whoops.
COLLEEN: Any of you got any ideas? Cos, I'm as fresh out as Billingsgate Market on a Friday during Queen Mary's reign.
MI'LADY: Just one. (To the band) Hit it.
Good evening all you gentlemen,
mobsters, creeps and crooks.
Super folk come after you,
and still you're off the 'ook.
For those who scare and terrorize,
it's the dawn of a brand new day.