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HEATH:
Look away, look away,
look away, look away.

This show will wreck your evening,
your whole life and your day,
Every single episode is nothing
but dismay,
So look away, look away, look away...


VERSE 1
HEATH: (Normally)

Four friends will met a foe
and who's films are truly awful,
He tries to marry one of them
with a plot that's not quite lawful.
It's hard to fathom how the poor friends
manage to live through it,
But how a decent person like yourself
would even want to view it!


VERSE 2
JESTO:

Heath Lynx's latest film is all about
some high-tech knights
His props are stolen from their world,
sold by a mad clown.
SPOILER ALERT!
A magic book and nuclear warheads,
and so if I were you, I wouldn't even watch
one minute further!


VERSE 3
CAPTAIN ZERO:

The Fantasy Team are in a port that's wracked
by fear and panic.
They're helping out some tugs,
however time is short and frantic.
We polled a bunch of adults,
99% agree.
There must be something happier on your screen
for you to see.


VERSE 4
MELANIE:

The Earl of Sodor's bought a corpse,
his friends are not amused.
He signed the Fat Controller up,
their friendship's in a stew.
They end up in a haunted house
to save a ghostly bride.
But with a curse and Phantom loose,
there's nowhere safe to hide.


HEATH:
Just look away, look away,
There's nothing but horror
and inconvenience on the way.
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
and they will say, "Look away,...
Look away, look away,
Look away, look away,
Look away, look away,
Look away, look away!"
Here's part one of my birthday/Christmas presents for :iconretrouniverseart: of :iconlkhff:

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(Sorry for the lateness, with my new job things have kind of flown by)

Here's I've done a :iconlkhff: version of the theme tunes to the first four episodes of Netflix's Series on Unfortunate Eventswww.youtube.com/watch?v=hoUK50… with the main villains of each episode taking a different verse.

Mind you, Heath has nothing to do with the 3rd & 4th images here for my :iconlkhff: saga, as the third one takes the team back in time to Bigg City Port following Warrior's sacrifice that turned him into an iceberg in the winter of 28/29, with the Stock Market Crash following afterwards, whilst the fourth is this story; Fantasy Films Team at Phantom Manor

I'm sure Benny will find this amusing, and could even make a video out of it, like the one; ''It's Heath Lynx'' Song

I hope you enjoy this Benny, and once again Happy Birthday.

Be on the lookout for my concluding gift, Benny. It'll involve Queen Elisa singing a song.

Heath Lynx © :iconlkhff: c/o :iconretrouniverseart:
Jesto © :iconlegoplz:
Captain Zero © Clearwater Productions
Phantom Manor & Characters © :icondisneyplz:/Disneyland Paris (Design of Melanie © :iconrandolph-larry:)

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