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LEAD SINGER:
You folks who long for love
You musn't all despair
For there's a secret you should know
To capture the hearts of the fair

You may not have the looks
You may not have the spring
But you win yourself the lot, if you've only got B.A. Wings!
B.A. Wings, B.A. Wings, if you've only got B.A. Wings!

You may be common folk
Without a hint of pride
But you needn't be a king
To make any maiden the bride

You may not have the name
You may not have the bling
But you'll make that love your own, if you've only got B.A. Wings
B.A. Wings, B.A. Wings, if you've only got B.A. Wings

You may be big and fat
Or uglier than sin
All the ladies shut you out
You wonderin' how to get in

Well here is my advice
For how to make a fling
You can have your pick of folks
If you've only got B.A. Wings
B.A. Wings, B.A. Wings, if you've only got B.A. Wings

B.A. Wings, B.A. Wings, B.A. Wings
Golden Wings, Plat'num Wings
My own Wings, your dear Wings
Say the word, it's B.A. Wings


CHORUS:
B.A. Wings! B.A. Wings!

LEAD SINGER:
Now we both have said the key
B.A. Wings, B.A. Wings
If you've only got B.A. Wings!
I was working on this for my parents' upcoming pantomime of Sinbad the Sailor for BACCES's (British Airways Cabin Crew Entertainment Society) 2018 production.

This song, based on the song "If You've Only Got a Moustache" from A Million Ways to Die in the West with Neil Patrick Harris; www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE5uCw… and I felt it was amusing as whilst a moustache would only work for males, BA Wings are unisex in life.

I wrote this for the troupe to use as their traditional 'Uniform Number', in which members of the cast sing and dance in British Airways Uniforms (obviously), and I still hope they'll accept it.
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