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(Another night at the House of Mouse's 'All-Comers- Talent-Show', sponsored by the LKHFF. Currently, the act on at the moment is the Great Wakkorotti performing his best known numbers*. Backstage in the wings are Mickey & Minnie Mouse along with Benny, Johnny & Rae. Leo can be seen moving around in the background whilst getting the next act ready. Whilst the others are watching with bemusement, Mickey has a nervous look on his face and is wringing a programme in his hands. Every now and then his eyes dart towards the audience as if he's expecting them to erupt into a loud booing session. He's trying to hide it, but the others can clearly tell Mickey's troubled by something)

JOHNNY: Relax will ya, Mickey? The show's going great tonight.

MICKEY: "Relax"? "Relax" he says(!) How can I relax with the Warners on stage tonight of all nights? Oh, why didn't I double-check my calenders?!

BENNY: What's there to worry about? The show's going along splendidly. Granted, I've mixed feelings about Wakko's performance but still...

MICKEY: Because there are representatives of Prism Stone in the audience tonight!

RAE: "Prism Stone"? The gateway to Pripara? The starting-home of diva sensations and popstars alike?

MINNIE: The very same. They somehow heard about the sensational talent shows that go on here, and wrote to Mickey inviting themselves over to see if there are any new stars to be found here.

BENNY: Oh yeah, I've heard about them. One of them was staying at the holiday camp the Anti-Fazbot League runs during the winter months. Took a shine to the Fazbooty Girls. Wanted to sign them up at once.

RAE: Their only request was that Foxina changed her attitude slightly.

MINNIE: I take it Foxina stubbornly refused?

JOHNNY: More or less. But it wasn't an "All-or-Nothing" offer. Prism Stone did offer solo contracts too.

MINNIE: Let me guess, Bon-Bon signed up?

RAE: In a nutshell. She's got a fabulous voice for an animatronic answer to a Playboy Rabbit.

JOHNNY: Oh yeah. No more making a living like when those girls first came to us, no mistakes.

MINNIE: Looks like those Pripara people can find talent just about anywhere.

MICKEY: And I accepted before I realised that the date of their visit was the same day the Warner Siblings came to perform in celebration of their new comeback. Now I know how the Ajax Broadcasting Company Board of Directors felt when Bugs Bunny accepted their offer for him to become Managing Director**, on condition that he called all the shots. (A very loud belch from Wakko makes Mickey bury his face in one hand and moan in disgust) I just know the Prism Stone people are going to flunk us. This is going to be the most embarrassing moment in the history of the House of Mouse.

JOHNNY: More than the time you left Donald in change and he tried to remold the place into his own image?

(At that moment, the curtain comes down as the audience applauds and Wakko can be heard saying "Excuse me" as he bows to them. Leo passes by with a backstage headset on and a clipboard in his hands)

LEO: Five minutes, people! Next act in five minutes.

(A couple of Gazelle's tiger boys file past and take their places at the rear of the stage)

MINNIE: (Seeing that Mickey's on the verge of having a panic attack) Now, don't worry Mickey. I'll take over your duties for now. Go and have a drink and do try to calm down. Everything will be alright in the end. (She leads Mickey over to a large-scale sized water-bottle, the sort that's usually found in pet cages. Mickey simply squats down and starts to drink from the spout like a normal mouse would. At this Johnny looks more put out than during Wakko's performance)

JOHNNY: (To Benny & Rae) You know, I was wondering what that was doing there. (To Mickey) Please tell me you and Minnie brush your teeth before and after using that thing, right?

(Meanwhile, Minnie's addressing the audience with a little info on the next act, when Pluto hurries on stage with a note in his mouth, which Minnie takes and quickly reads, whilst the dog places a vintage radio station microphone stand, which he has his tail wrapped around, onto the stage)

MINNIE: Well, folks. Looks like this next act is a special treat. This to say a "Happy Birthday" to Hewy of the Fantasy Films Team. Now, we all know of Beauty & the Beast, but here's someone the Fantasy Films Team, or indeed Benny's Brotherhood, know very well to put a new kind of twist on it...

(As the lights dim, Minnie steps to one side to show a row of shadowy figures at the back of the stage - all but one are muscular males. As the jazzy music starts up, the single female figure steps up to the microphone stand. As the lights flare up, we see it's 2011 Maria taking the lead. As the horned wolfess sings and jives, the Tiger Boys dance about and chant like in the AMV of The Angel of the Stage***. The room now becomes full of dancing lights as beams light up the disco ball hanging from the ceiling)

MARIA:
I love this form but sometimes
Some Beasts are way too much
Been told so much and this breed
Could use a female touch
Oh you've been waiting for me
Oh gosh you make me blush
Let the show begin

1, 2, 3 and 4!
I got the taste for venture and a set of horns
And then a 5, 6, 7, 8!
Give me the beat, a mic and then get off the stage
And I will take it from here
So don't you have any fear
Your lovely darling beastette star has appeared
Yeah I'm the ying to your yang
Headlining act to your strength
The little gift equalness sent from above

The show
Goes all night
My love
Shines so bright
I'm your beastte
Brought to life
And summoned from the past
I crave
The Beasthood
Give me
My spotlight
'Cause you know
That they're all here to see
The angel of the Beasts
The angel of the Beasts
The angel of the Beasts

I sing and people line up
To hear my melody
I dance, my feet like thunder
Controlling your heartbeat
How can something so horrible, be this heavenly
Let the show begin

1, 2, 3 and 4!
I'll knock your socks off honey leave your begging for more
And then a 5, 6, 7, 8!
I'm like a bucking bronco so get out of my way
And I will take it from here
So don't you have any fear
Your lovely darling beastette star has appeared
Yeah I'm the ying to your yang
Headlining act to your strength
The little gift equalness sent from above

The show
Goes all night
My love
Shines so bright
I'm your beastte
Brought to life
And summoned from the past
I crave
The Beasthood
Give me
My spotlight
'Cause you know
That they're all here to see
The angel of the Beasts
The angel of the Beasts
The angel of the Beasts

Toonmore, I am going places
You will see
Just you wait
I was born to be heroic
Feels so good
with Benny's Team!

The show
Goes all night
My love
Shines so bright
I'm your beastte
Brought to life
And summoned from the past
I crave
The Beasthood
Give me
My spotlight
'Cause you know
That they're all here to see
The angel of the Beasts
The angel of the Beasts
The angel of the Beasts


(The audience bursts into applause with cheers and whistles. As Maria and the Tiger Boys head off stage, Dot Warner begins to recite her poetry**** as the next act (minus "The Poem that I Wrote"). Backstage, those assembled congratulate Maria and the Tigers on their performance, just as a tall, thin woman with long brown hair and red-framed glasses, dressed in a yellow suit***** comes over from the auditorium. Mickey sees her at once and starts to worry that this is bad news)

MICKEY: (Whispering)
Brace yourselves folks, it's one of representatives from Prism Stone.

REPRESENTATIVE: Well, Maestro Mouse, this has been quite a performance so far. I've seen acts that have opened our eyes greatly.

MICKEY:
Thanks? Look, I'm sorry about the Warner Siblings. I completely forgot they shared the same night as your booked arrangement -

REPRESENTATIVE: Oh never mind them, they're just some very hyper kids. Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that act you just had on.

BENNY: Maria? Oh, yeah. She's pretty cool herself. The only female beast in the Brotherhood's history. Another step towards equal opportunity on roles once played by males.

JOHNNY: Course, the back-up dancers weren't her own. We borrowed them from another diva sensation.

REPRESENTATIVE: I guessed as much, but still she's really great for someone of her calibre.

RAE: That's just what Charles keeps telling her. So, do you think she can be Pripara material?

REPRESENTATIVE: "Think"? I'm positive! All she needs to do is retain that looks she's got now, no changes to her body whatsoever - we can handle the clothes at our end - and she can really go places!

MICKEY: Oh boy! This sure makes up for my goof-up with the arrangements

RAE: What till the rest of the Fantasy Films Team hear about this.

JOHNNY: Yeah, I bet Mr Manx, Miss Doe and Katrina will be chuffed to bits, to say nothing of Charles.

(As Dot's act comes to a close, the sound of the video-screen being lowered is heard as a session of cartoons shorts commence)

BENNY: (Glancing from the wings and into the audience) Well, this will sure be a great birthday present for Hewy, knowing that one of his creations will go further than he could ever imagine...

JOHNNY: (Chuckling) Yeah, all he needs to top it of is Rae to present him with a little white stick with a positive mark on it and that'll make his day.

(The others cringe at first, not knowing what Johnny's on about, till Rae realises then picks up a fire bucket that was due to have fresh sand loaded in)

RAE: (Shoving the bucket down on Johnny's head) We'll have not of that, thank you very much! I had more than enough of that when dealing with Heath Lynx's absurd fantasies...
Let's just say that this a VERY late birthday gift to one of our fellow :iconlkhff: members, so do please forgive the tardiness, but I didn't know till after I saw his birthday gifts pop up on :iconkingleolionheart: & :iconfantasyflixart:'s Favourites, so I do hope :Hewytoonmore: will forgive me.
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Basically, at the House of Mouse, a disastrously ridiculous evening is overturned Mickey's favor when he accidentally books the ridiculous act on the same night as some talent agents were in the audience, by the only female member in Benny's Brotherhood of Beasts; fantasyflixart.deviantart.com/…

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This is also a two-parter gift the other half I'll be uploading soon.

I was actually inspired by "The Angelo of the Stage" which was Alice's debut song for Bendy & the Ink Machine, but I knew right away who best suited to sing this version...

References:
*: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ma16Z…
**: See Bugs Bunny's Mad World of Television Special
***: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b1NVz…
****: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xhxYi…
*****: www.youtube.com/watch?v=glqQoz… (11:40 - 12:00)
Plus, the giant water-bottle gag was used in an actual House of Mouse cartoon, but I can't remember which one it was.

No copyright infringement intended.

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