Thorin: "That's not what you were supposed to steal!"
Bilbo: "Well what was a supposed to steal then?"
Bilbo: "There's a BIZILLION pieces! That's your grand plan?"
Thorin: "No, that was Plan C, Plan A was maybe the dragon is dead and Plan b was maybe the wizard will kill it"
Bilbo: "Bloody bald feet"
Kili: *whispering* "I thought Plan A was we're all going to die on the walk over so it's not really important"
Fili: *whispering* "That's Plan Ab"
It's important to note that in this version Smaug is much smaller (he was already the smallest dragon) but not any less dangerous.
Tumblr Reblog - We don't discuss Plan E
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