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Inquiring minds want to know, boxers or briefs?
I blame the sixth Doctor. I was sitting around one daypondering how to cure cancer thinking about panties and it occurred to me that six must wear rainbow underpants.
Then of course then I had to ponder the rest of the incarnations of the Doctor.
The follow up to this -

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The First Doctor
Union suit AKA “Canadian lingerie”
He’s rebelling against Time Lord society by wearing pants, pun intended.
Good for him.
The Second Doctor
Commando.
Somebody always got to be naked. These are the rules.
If there's anything that Jamie has taught us, it's that the TARDIS is in underwear free zone.
That and the importance of hugging your Time Lord regularly.

The Third Doctor
Fishnets.
Why not, right? I for one can’t picture him in tighty-whiteys.
Actually I can’t imagine him shopping for underwear, so who did he steal those from?
I bet if the director went up to Jon Pertwee and said "in this episode the Doctor is going to wear fishnets", he'd say "great and what's Roger going to wear?"

The Fourth Doctor
Argyle!Boxers
While he will undoubtedly still offer you a Jelly Baby, it’s best not to accept.
He doesn’t have pockets.

The Fifth Doctor
Tighty-whities.
The most likely incarnation to wear quote unquote normal underwear.
Of course he’d still have to carry his emergency snack around in case of Praxis gas. Ha ha vegetables.
The Sixth Doctor
Rainbow power!
The sixth Doctor and his rainbow underwear is what started this whole picture in the first place, it was just too funny a thought to pass by.
While it’s a great visual joke, hence why I’ve keep it in, the more I think about it, logically his underwear would be blue.

The Seventh Doctor
Riddlerware, since he’s oh so mysterious.
The Eighth Doctor
Long underwear.
Sometimes one must ask the big questions in life, such as “What kind of underwear would Oscar Wilde wear?”

The Ninth Doctor
Leather thong.
I imagine leather chafe something fierce but maybe he’s into pain, he has been naughty after all.
The Tenth Doctor
Valiant-issue underwear.
Think about it, otherwise he would have been wearing the same thing for a year straight. Eeeew
The Eleventh Doctor
Rubber duckies are cool.
Because he’s quackers, of course

The thumbnail isn't working for me, don't know about you so here's a link to the picture til I work that out.
Bowties are cool!
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I blame the sixth Doctor. I was sitting around one day
Then of course then I had to ponder the rest of the incarnations of the Doctor.
The follow up to this -

---------
The First Doctor
Union suit AKA “Canadian lingerie”
He’s rebelling against Time Lord society by wearing pants, pun intended.
Good for him.
The Second Doctor
Commando.
Somebody always got to be naked. These are the rules.
If there's anything that Jamie has taught us, it's that the TARDIS is in underwear free zone.
That and the importance of hugging your Time Lord regularly.

The Third Doctor
Fishnets.
Why not, right? I for one can’t picture him in tighty-whiteys.
Actually I can’t imagine him shopping for underwear, so who did he steal those from?
I bet if the director went up to Jon Pertwee and said "in this episode the Doctor is going to wear fishnets", he'd say "great and what's Roger going to wear?"

The Fourth Doctor
Argyle!Boxers
While he will undoubtedly still offer you a Jelly Baby, it’s best not to accept.
He doesn’t have pockets.

The Fifth Doctor
Tighty-whities.
The most likely incarnation to wear quote unquote normal underwear.
Of course he’d still have to carry his emergency snack around in case of Praxis gas. Ha ha vegetables.
The Sixth Doctor
Rainbow power!
The sixth Doctor and his rainbow underwear is what started this whole picture in the first place, it was just too funny a thought to pass by.
While it’s a great visual joke, hence why I’ve keep it in, the more I think about it, logically his underwear would be blue.

The Seventh Doctor
Riddlerware, since he’s oh so mysterious.
The Eighth Doctor
Long underwear.
Sometimes one must ask the big questions in life, such as “What kind of underwear would Oscar Wilde wear?”

The Ninth Doctor
Leather thong.
I imagine leather chafe something fierce but maybe he’s into pain, he has been naughty after all.
The Tenth Doctor
Valiant-issue underwear.
Think about it, otherwise he would have been wearing the same thing for a year straight. Eeeew
The Eleventh Doctor
Rubber duckies are cool.
Because he’s quackers, of course

The thumbnail isn't working for me, don't know about you so here's a link to the picture til I work that out.
Bowties are cool!
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briefs definitely