bagelcollie

You hear a strange blunt thunking sound coming from inside your kitchen cabinet. But you don't recall placing any of your cats inside. In fact, the instruction manuals for those things clearly state that kitchen cabinets are not suitable for such oddities. Upon further recollection you remember you don't own any cats.

You open the cabinet door. Inside you find a scruffy looking collie fumbling clumsily trying to open one of your cookie jars. After noticing your presence, the weird dog pretends to hide the jar and begins to chew on your expensive doilies.