|Frankie Foster pic drawn by Craig McCracken at Comic-Con 2007. Thanks again, Craig!|
Current Residence: Saturn
Print preference: Glossy and large
Favourite genre of music: Classic rock, Electronica
Favourite style of art: Fractal abstracts, realistic fantasy
Operating System: Windows 10, which sucks ass
Shell of choice: Lobster or crab, freshly boiled and full of meat
Wallpaper of choice: The one in the "My Desktop" box
Skin of choice: Chicken or pork, deep-fried
Favourite cartoon character: Frankie Foster.
Personal Quote: I'm bored. Amuse me.
CURRENTLY OUT OF POINTS!!!
I periodically donate points to other deviants. I give points to those who need them for premium memberships, deviantwear, group upgrades, prints, things of that sort. I do NOT give them away for point lotteries, pageviews, faves, or comments. Nor do I give them to people who only want to redistribute them; thank you but I can decide for myself who's worth giving to, I don't need you to do it for me.
Getting my attention is Step One in getting points from me. Asking me directly is perfectly okay; I don't bite (usually), and the worst that'll happen (usually) is that you'll get no response, which probably means I'm presently out of points. I'm not a bottomless well, after all. Other than asking, I wander the site periodically, looking at people's pages and examining their galleries; if I like what I see and I'm feeling generous, your point pool will be going up in a moment.
I decide who to give to based on many factors, including gallery contents, what you've faved, group memberships, journal contents, posts, etc. I look at all these things because I don't want to make the mistake of donating to a terrorist or a nutjob or a pedo-shipper or some such thing. With that in mind, here are the deal breakers:
Producing or faving anything disrespectful to my favorite character, Frankie Foster.
Faving anything by innocentazlet or garabatoz.
Producing or faving pornography, animated or otherwise. Yes, I do know the difference between nude art and porn.
Rabid shipping of pairings that are non-canon, completely OOC, and/or disgusting (StanxKyle, any sort of turtlecest, KirkxSpock, etc. Depends on the fandom, really; some I don't care, some make my blood boil.)
Racist, sexist, or homophobic art or posts.
No gallery? No points.
No donation pool? No points.
No Plz accounts, please.
Points are for people, not for accounts. If you ask for points via more than one account, all of your accounts will be ignored.
Please don't "fave-bomb" my gallery in the hope of getting points; that is so tacky.
SPELLING AND GRAMMAR COUNT!!!
Anything else that I can think of that pisses me off.
If I do give you points, I do not require that you watch me or fave any of my works, although you are certainly free to do so if you wish. A simple "Thank You" is sufficient, and of course llama badges are always appreciated.
In fact, the best way to thank me is to keep your eyes open for and report any cartoon porn that breaks DeviantArt's already lax and barely-enforced rules on the subject. I am sick to death of seeing children's cartoon characters be exploited and degraded for the depraved amusement of the fave/comment whores who create cartoon porn and the immature individuals who fave it. If I wanted to see crap like that I'd go to Rule#34 or some other site that caters to the lowest common denominator. Remember, there are children on this site, the mature content filter only works when mommy and daddy are nearby, and the characters who have given so much joy to so many people over the years deserve better.
Okay, I guess that pretty much covers things for the moment.