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Tagged by THE Ceejilicious PidgeonsPen
Your real name: Joane Elizabeth Weaselears
Natural hair colour: Colourless Shit Blonde.
Eye colour: Moodring
Skin color: Yellowish pale. Paleow.
Glasses/contacts?: glasses when to lazy for contacts. but need one or the other (both at once is not recommended!)
Piercings: Seven of them! Ask and I may tell
Tattoos: Don't have the cash (and no one has the ink I want... i want this awesome black-light reactive stuff)
Braces: Lol nope. Bare minimum dental work, no fucks given.
Mannerisms: Obnoxious, don't you know that already?FAVOURITE
Colour: ALL OF THEM (purple blue green, every shade of grey from medium to black and teal... yes i know it counts as blue/green)
Band: In this Moment, Flyleaf
Video game: OH GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA DO YOU
Movie: I rarely get the chance... and can never decide.
Book: Dragon Champion by KK Knight.
Food: GIVE ME DRAGON ROLL SUSHI AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER or at least be nice to you while I'm devouring it. Depends.
Game on a cell phone: Bejewled. I'm a boss.
CD: I prefer DC, though Marvel is awesome too.
Flower: Hydrangeas. Look at that word, isnt that just so fun to type.
Scent: Incense, baking cookies and jasmine tea.
Animal: Ferrets. And Dragons. I'M A BELIEVER DONT JUDGE ME
Comic book: TEEN TITANS GO! (and the original Teen Titans, this also.)
Cereal: Anything that stays crunchy.
Website: impresslizzy.tumblr.com THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT NOW GO STALK ME OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT DA IM SO SORRY
Cartoon: Digimon digital monsters, Digimon are the champions! No really I just downloaded the VPET app on my cellphone. I'm The PROUD TAMER of Gazimon >:3DO YOU
Play an instrument?: I sing, kinda.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: We don't even have cable.
Like to sing?: I love to. No you'll never hear it. HE'S A GOOD TIME, COWBOY CASSANOVA LEANING UP AGAINST THE RECORD MACHEIIIIIIIINE~
Have a job?: LOL #Freeloader
Have a cell phone?: Yith (gimme yo numbers i now has unlimited texting!)
Like to play sports?: HA why would i ever leave my couch? MY COUCH HAS CUPHOLDERS DOES YOUR TENNIS RACKET HAVE CUP HOLDERS??
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: FREE AND SINGLE and lonely.
Have a crush on someone?: Define someone. Does this person have to be real? human? bipedal? Male? Female? Hell I shoulda stopped at real, that pretty much covers all of them.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: nope
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: I have one. But between me and my parents we have five computers, six if you count my PS3.
Have any special talents/skills?: I draw ugly stuff
Exercise daily?: Not always but I do make an effort.
Like school?: WE DONT NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROLCAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: What no.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Depends, kids sneaking out of room for cookies tip-toes? yes. Ballerina, I pity your pedicurist? NO.
Speak any other languages?: Gonna learn me some German
Go a day without food?: NO WAY WHY NO I love food (Im not fat)
Remember your dreams: "Only when they're really fucking weird" Quoteth, the Ceej
Read music, not just tabs?: I dont even
Roll your tongue?: Yuth.
Eat a whole pizza?: PROBABLY YES
HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: No.
Snuck out of the house?: I was sixteen.
Lied to get out of trouble?: Always.
Had a computer crash?: DON'T JINX ME LIKE THAT
Gotten lost in your city?: Always.
Seen a shooting star?: Twice omg I'm so lucky
Been to any other countries?: Peru
Had a serious surgery?: No.
Stolen something important to someone else?: THEIR SOULS but dont tell anyone. Also there was this time when i was young and stupid and in love for the very first time and was gonna elope and i planned and stealing my mom's topaz necklace and her debit card lmfao.
Solved a rubiks cube?: Yes. It was one turn away from being solved when it got handed to me.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yeth. To school even.
Cried over a girl?: Yes.
Cried over a boy?: No.
Kissed a random stranger?: Uh no? Apperently my mom says yes. Okay does it count if I've known him for a whole 9 hours and know his name and have met his two best friends? (That was my first kiss ever and kinda not really into it kiss at that)
Hugged a random stranger?: Uh hello? It's my standard thing. Hug meeeee.
Been in a fist fight?: Yeth. In school, twice. Almost with my dad once but he thought the idea was so pathetic that he burst out laughing in the middle of a screaming match yeaaah I was offended.
Been arrested?: Nope :3
Done drugs?: CAFFIENE BABY
Had alcohol?: The only one I can tolerate is flavoured vodka.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Iced tea once while watching Mangaminx (Now the RPGminx)
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: I was bored.
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Once on a dare in daycare. Ran through it to touch the wall on the other side and ran back. I laughed so hard that I didn't get arrested for it. Ah, youth...
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Nope, usually the lack of a buss helped me figure that one out. Eventually.
Swore at your parents?: AT? Not that I can think of off hand but i know i have. Around? Constantly.
Been to a casino?: I live in las vegas so yeah. But not often!
Ran over an animal and killed it?: NO NEVER OMFG NO I EVEN YELL AT MOM AND DAD TO BE CAREFUL GOD NO SAVE THE FLYING RATS THEY DONT MEAN ANY HARM
Broken a bone?: Yep my collar bone, my wrist and my two fwont tweef.
Gotten stitches?: Nope
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: NO WHY THAT SOUNDS COLD (or painful if they're frozen)
Made homemade muffins?: nope only cookies.
Bitten someone?: YETH
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: No nay never
Burped in someone’s face?: My mom. Her reactions are priceless.
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: This morning?
Cried: Last night
Went to the bathroom: Sometime today (not long ago Im on the rag lmfao)
Saw a movie in a theatre: Last time I went on a date with a guy a don't actually like but am bored enough to go see a movie with because he gets paid for it anyway... a few months ago. Then he got the wrong idea and I put a stop to that, sir.
Read a book: A few months ago sadly. It was a collection of Sherlock Holmes stories
Had a snow day: Last time, first time, whatever. I was in elementary. it was sloshy rain.
Had a party: I feel like a loser lol. Never.
Went to a doctor: Last year.
Tripped in front of someone: I tripped twice today while i was walking down the street jamming out to pandora. ah good times, good times.
Went to the grocery store: Tomorrow.
Got sick: Months ago. Fever out of nowhere.
Got cursed: someone cursing at me? idk. black magic wierd stuff? I hope never. MOTHER NATURES CURSE LA FEMME? I'm on it as I type.
Called someone: Christmas.... Was trying to put in contacts and accidentally called Niki and I got embarrassed and laugh-cried and told her that I couldn't figure out how to hang up...DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Fruits! And carrots.
Lights on/lights off: Off. I like to see but too much light hurts my eyes.
TV/movie: TV shows on the internet without the use of an actual tv why yes I do want to watch digimon Tamers right now why do you ask?
Body spray/lotion: Neither? I dont use alot of stuff on me.
Cash/cheque: Dollar bills! I break twenties all the time and get with so many singles I feel like a stripper. (I'm not a stripper)
Pillows/blankets: DONT FORGET THE SHEETS AH YES ALL OF THESE
Headache/stomach ache: Headaches are easier to go to sleep and kill for me, but stomachaches because I get them comparatively never.
Paint/charcoal: Oh gosh what do I do with these help
Chinese food/Mexican food: VIETNAMESE PLEASE
Summer/winter: Winter... but srs. Autumn.
Fog/misty: Hard to say i dont experience these things.
Rock/rap: Both? ROCKING OUT BABY
Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate, dark plz. Or french vanilla if we're talking about icecream/gellato.
Sprinkles/icing: Icing, though Claire's isn't too bad... if they just get rid of all the pink in the store no wait thats an Icing nevermind.
Cake/pie: Cake! Or pecan pie...
Ocean/swimming pool: Pool! Ah schmell that chlorine! (ive only been in the ocean in freezing cold water)
Cookies/muffins: DEPENDS ON FLAVOUR
Wallet/pocket: Wallet Monsters
Window/door: Aaaand someone just ran out of ideas, didn't they?
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Again, ditto the above. What??
Pink/purple: I MAKE LOVE TO PURPLE i dont hate pink dont get me wrong actually I love Alicia Moore she's badass
Gazimon: You're allowed to have that opinion, even though you're wrong.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short sleeve!
Pants/shorts: DO THE PANTS DANCE
Winter break/spring break: Winter. Helloooooo CHRISTMAS
Clouds/clear sky: OVERCAST DAYS ARE PERFECT DAYS OKAY
Moon/mars: MARS mars is awesome isn't that right J'onn?
War/Peace: Peace. Unless it's in fiction because war is awesome and dramatic. But IRL i want people to stahp et okay.LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Do you believe in love?: Ewwww yes.
What's the most important kind of love for you?: God's love.
Have you ever been in love?: I've been in love with the idea of being in love. (see young and stupid, above)
Been close to love?: Well I have crushed really freaking hard
If you have, with who?: My sister happy now? (not incest ew you pervert shes my BFF)
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: If she ever reads this the answer will have to be yes but I think I mean I made it PRETTY FREAKING OBVIOUS CHICK. (Srs if Adam. Who i know the least between him you and Jessie can pick it up and you dont I AM NOT THE OBLIVIOUS ONE)
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: Romantic love? NO.
Friendship love? Yes. Yes yes I have.
Are you in a relationship?: Forever Alone.
If so, for how long?: My relationships are lucky if they last the week, I have horrible luck.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Yes. One man, given for all the world, Jesus Christ, the only love that will always be there no matter what for everyone on this earth.
What is your idea of the best date?: Spontanious going out and dressing up, having sushi. Or PJs and ramen by candle light. Ooooorrrr blankets and pillows and hide under the covers screaming as we watch horror gave Let's Plays on youtube.
What was your first kiss like?: Awkward.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: It was in high school I think so not that many years ago.
Do you think love is worth nothing?: Love is fun, and while it isn't EVERYTHING it's definitely important.
Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: I love RPing as the male characters all the time yes.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: Kinda not really? Nothings lasted enough to be a *real* relationship, and I'm not in a hurry.
Have you ever been dumped?: It's usually them actually. One time when i was little I felt like it though when my first kiss got DENIED.
Have you ever dumped someone?: It's always me you got it.I...
Am: Pansexual (attracted to the person before i can be attracted to their bodies, no gender preference)
and terrible at keeping things short. Also, I am a terrible cook.
Want: The word "gay" to not be a thing. Can't we all just be?
Need: To let things go.
Love: Friends and family, far more important than myself I LOVE YOU ALL.
Hate: When people hate on things in fandoms and take them way to seriosuly I'm like... woah calm down sir.
Feel: Sarcastic, and a little cold x3
Did: Nothing today I am such a winner.
Miss: ALL THE PEOPLE I NEVER TALK TO I LOVE YOU GIVE ME YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBERS PLEASE
Am annoyed by: People who cause the above "Hate:" answer to happen.
Would rather: Be involved in a lighthearted, fun fandom that doesnt see the object of fandoming as perfect, and doesnt take itself too seriosuly because theres too much of that ALSO MY OTP IF PERF YOUR SUCKS.
Am tired of: Sex. It's in everything. While I'm a pervert and I LOVE being a geek about sex and sexuality, I'm burnt out on it in any sense that isn't studious or humorous (DOnt bother trying to turn me on, even my known turn ons wont do it right now)
I Will always: CRY WHEN JERI DOESN'T TAKE HIS HANDMISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: Trance/Dubstep, pop remixes (that leave our or make better the rap) and Rock. Pop, punk, hard, 'n Roll, doesn't matter as long as it rocks. Also female screeming...
What time is it now?: 2:35 I STARTED THIS AT MIDNIGHT HOLY SHIT
How much money do you have right now?: Spare change.
Are you hungry right now?: WELL I WASN'T UNTIL YOU SAID THAT JERK
What are you doing right now?: Cooing over my Vpet.
Do you like parades?: I never...
Do you like the moon?: I love luna! and yes i do call the moon luna shut up
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Go to bed (read: watch digimon tamers)
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: To make the online game Second Life my new reality.DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: I am funny. (Think Beast Boy funny)
Cool?: Excuse me? I'm so uncool i got a table top role-playing game for christmas
Pretty?: I have awesome boobs, but my weight focuses in my gut and arms so I look preggers when I'm not a bean-pole. Face wise from the shoulders up I think I look androgynous but people disagree and I'm like "well thats because you know what i am already" but who knows. All in all, I'm not hugely ugly
but always thought of myself as a butterface. And don't pull the whole you're nice inside. It's not okay because I'm really not.
Sarcastic?: WHO THE HELL IS CARCASTIC ANYMORE NO ONE EVER TYPES EXCACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF THE OBVIOUS JUST TO UNDERLINE HOW OBVIOUS IT IS, AND THEY NEVER USE ALL CAPS TO DO IT EITHER.
Friendly?: I try to be but lately I've stopped sucking up because I want to avoid conflict. Or done it less at any rate.
Evil?: MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHH *hack whese cough* Water....
Unforgettable?: I think so only my name is pretty unforgetable (to my distaste because none of the nicknames seem to stick so whats the use) also there's a coffee shop by here where I have a regular.
Smart?: I'm intelligent, yes. Sometimes I even get arrogant about that, secretly.
Strong?: Physically no. Emotionally NO. Spirited pretty damn
Talented?: I'd like to think so (every one is in SOMETHING)
Dorky?: Okay yes. A lot. WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
(mostly mental images here whee)
High: Hive Five
Lonely: A figure curled up in the rain, crying.
Pen: My tablet pen that I MUST NEVER LOOSE
Flower: That game that I got with Journey that's pretty amazing too
Window: Strangely enough, the glass door right next to me.
Psycho: The Joker (He mind raped Raven, who was trying to mind rape him with his worst nightmares... all by genuinely finding them all FUNNY)
Brain freeze: 7-11
Strange: You may know everything I'm going to do but that's not going to help you because I know everything you're going to do! .... Isn't it?
Sassy: OH NO SHE DIDN'T
Suffering: Seeing the resolution you would and have almost given your life for right in front of you, and to have it completely and utterly denied
. Also, on a personal and non-fangirling note: To worry when I may have offended someone, the constant fear of having that friend torn from me forever because I was stupid.
Art: The Scream (I'm classy aint I)WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: Bucket list
Run away?: Not anymore.
Curse at a teacher?: Want to so many times but no I dont think I ever will.
Not take a shower for a week?: Que depression, I have.
Ask someone out?: Maybe.
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: If i had a new better cellphone, yes. I used to do this to calculators all the time.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: (Ceej your answer here makes you a stronger person than I) I try to avoid this, but sometimes it's a knee-jerk reaction.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Yes.
Go scuba diving?: Why not
Write a book?: Maybe
Assemble a computer?: Replace would with could. FFFF haha no.
Become a rock star?: Ugh no limelight not for me not today thanks anyway
Have a long-distance relationship?: Tried this, never again. Thats why I'm single you see. APPERENTLY IM SO MUCH HOTTER ONLINE OR SOMETHING
Marry someone you don't know?: ... is he/she/it/batman (if its batmen then yes) going to propose with a platinum ring with a green garnet stone surrounded by smaller topaz jewels and maybe diamons with my SLRN engraved in fancy lettering in the inside of the band? because if not, HA NO.LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY ) - ARRGHHHH...
What kind of computer do you have?: HP Touchsmart Laptop/convertible tablet.
What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): Dropped out :3
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: No x3 thanks for the idea though.
How many posters do you have in your room?: five-ish, none are actually up but they are IN MY ROOM somewhere.
Who else should take this quiz?: Tara Strong and Greg Cipes