Time for another QnA.
I was gonna do this back in February on our anniversary or maybe wait til August for our half anniversary. But I figured since SlitherLynn's birthday is tomorrow, I would do it now. If you have any other questions, ask in the comments, but please keep them clean.
What is SlitherLynn's real name?
Out of all my online friends, a handful know her real name. Either because they're my friends on Facebook and saw her under my relationship status, or I told them directly. If she wants me to reveal her name, I will.
Where did you two go for your first date?
She says our first date was to the movies when we saw The Greatest Showman. We did alot during that week, but she says that was our first date.
How did SlitherLynn react when she found out you were a Brony?
She had no problem with it. Like I said before, she was the one who got me my first Twilight plushie.
Besides the naughty stuff, is there anything else you two don't do?
We don't sleep in the same bed. Only time we're on a bed together is when we're in my room watching a movie or TV. We also don't make out or play tonsil hockey.
Where will you go for a cute date?
Depends if we're in her jurisdiction or mine. In her neck of the woods, the best thing she has is Walmart. Alot of couples will go on dates to Walmart. And no that's not because of the guy in North Carolina from John DeLancie's Brony documentary. She lives in a small town compared to me and Walmart is the best thing they have. If we're in my jurisdiction, we have alot more at our disposal. Not only do we have Walmart, but we also have Target. We also have a mall. Plus we have alot more restaurants in my area than in hers. Near her, she only has McDonalds, Wendys, and Hardee's. We have almost everything in my area. McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Chick Fil A, KFC, Checkers, Five Guys, Chipotle, PDQ. In terms of sit down, we have Applebee's, Dennys, Red Robin, Outback, Olive Garden, Twin Peaks, and a few local establishments. In her area, the best things they have are a local tourist trap and Beef O'Bradys.
What did you two do for each other's birthdays last year?
For her birthday, she came to my neck of the woods. We went to the mall, had Sonic for lunch, and that night we went with my family to a local restaurant for dinner. In terms of gifts, I got her The Greatest Showman on DVD. For my birthday, I came up to her area. The only part I remember is seeing Christopher Robin. In terms of gifts, she took me to Hardee's and picked up the tab (usually that's my job).
What did you two do for your first Valentine's Day?
We went to that restaurant that's a tourist trap. They were really busy that night, half the food on the menu was gone and the other half was running low. Later on that night, we went to her place and watched the performance of Phantom of The Opera at the Royal Albert Hall. We also watched its sequel Love Never Dies. Eventually we need to watch the 2004 film with Gerard Butler as The Phantom.
What is your song?
Our song is Rewrite The Stars from The Greatest Showman. We gravitated towards that song for a few reasons. One of them was because SlitherLynn loved Zac Efron from High School Musical and him starring alongside Hugh Jackman was the icing on the cake. The other reason was that the same day we saw the movie in theaters, we had gone to the fair in the afternoon. In the expo center, they had this ice skating show, and they had this couple do a performance to Rewrite The Stars. After we saw the movie, something sparked in her whenever she heard the song. She knew I was a theater nerd and had a knack for show tunes. The rest is history I suppose.
Besides the Atlanta Falcons license plate, what else did she get you for your anniversary? What did you get her?
I got her a few things for our anniversary. I got her one of those diorama Funko Pop sets of Jack and Sally from the end of the movie. I also got her Evie's necklace from Descendants. She got me two Funko Pops of my own. One of them was of Gellert Grindelwald from the second Fantastic Beasts movie. The other was the recent release of Genie from Aladdin.
How did SlitherLynn react to your car accident?
The way you'd think a significant other would react. Shocked and a little scared. She was hoping I would be OK after the accident and I'd be safer on the road. If only she was with me when I went car shopping.
How does SlitherLynn feel about dating a No Maj?
A little unbalanced. She's a Slytherin (as the name would imply) and I'm a No Maj. I used to think I was a Gryffindor or maybe a Hufflepuff, but no, I'm not.
Have you ever had to do something for a date that she would like, but not you?
Only once. It was when she was visiting for her birthday last year. There were two movies we wanted to see that were in theaters, Ready Player One and Sherlock Gnomes. I felt like since it was her birthday weekend and she was a guest in my home, we'd go see what she wanted to. I didn't enjoy the movie, but she did. At least I earned some boyfriend points.
When do you think you'll cash in all the boyfriend points you've earned?
No clue. I have no idea what my options are to redeem them for.
Even though it's not for 4 months, have you dropped any hints as to what she could get you for your birthday?
Nope. For two reasons mainly. 1, some of the things I'm asking for this year are out of her budget. Not exactly gonna request a $160 hockey jersey. 2, she doesn't have as big of a salary as I do. She barely makes minimum wage and hasn't gotten any raises or bonuses. The one thing I would probably request from her is maybe a Funko Pop of some kind, maybe a t-shirt if it's affordable. Something under $30. I have this feeling she'll probably have to give me an IOU or something.
For Halloween, would you ask her to dress up like Sci Twi?
Maybe. If we can find someone to make the costume and wig, she already has glasses.