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I know that an average teenage girl can score higher with a single cleave shot taken with her iphone in the ladies' room. Or a guy with a cock the size of my arm labelling the picture of his manhood a self-portrait, an artistic nude or a spontaneous portrait. Though, the picture of a premature ejaculation, would be better suited to be called spontaneous in my opinion. Haha.
But I'm ok with that. I don't have a cleavage, and if I had one I'm sure it wouldn't be as attractive, and I don't have a penis that's worth taking pictures of (sorry girls).
What I have is a pretty wild imagination and a good taste in books. I'm
Things you should avoid in space exploration:
1. Don't let H.R.Giger design your space craft. Trust me, you wouldn't feel home there.
2. Don't install an artificial intelligence with a calm voice whose name is any derivative of IBM onto the ship. Trust me, it will eventually f.ck up the three rules of robotics and try to kill you in order to save your life (this reasoning makes perfect sense if you're an AI).
3. Don't forget to regularly check the local planning department in Alpha Centauri for construction news. There may be a hyperspatial express route planned through our solar system and Earth may be scheduled for demolition. If dolphin