I look with my right eye and I close my left

I look with my right eye and keep my left eye open because I'm clever

Lefty (Left eye open, Right eye will be obscured by camera)

Live View, Live view, whatcha gonna do?

Zen photography (Don't aim, just shoot)

Imaginary Photography (Don't shoot, just aim)

Remote Control from my laptop. (Oh no, the Police!)

I keep both of my pretty eyes open because I mainly do selfies. Lolz.

I am a stone, I am a stone, I breathe slowly, I aim at the eye.

I lost both eyes in a freak marshmallow accident you insensitive bastard.