My lovely left

My ravishing right

Haha...very funny....OMG!!! My face isn't symmetrical????!! You've ruined my life!!!!!!!!!!

My face is symmetrical, so symmetrical in fact that I shouldn't even be here doing this poll. I have places to be adored, beautiful people to see - ciao!

It's like comparing kebab to road kill - what's the point?

You insensitive shit - some of us don't have two sides to choose from.