Lie "I'm sorry, I have no change" as you pick up your copy of 'Yachting Weekly'

Nervously agree to pay and smile like you're all friends.

Avoid eye contact and walk straight into the budget DVD display

do Jazz hands.

Punch one as hard as you can in the midsection, microseconds before realising that it was probably totally the worst thing you could have done.

Reply to the one talking in a reasonable manner "I'm sorry, I don't know you."

Reply to the one talking in a hostile manner "Fuck off before I/my father/my brother/my uncle/my mother/my sister/my babysitter/Bruce Willis caves your skull in!"

Shit bricks and make a wall

Lie well 'I'm sorry, I have no money. I was actually going to do the same thing you're doing. I'll find another garage/store/library. Carry on.""

Load from your last save point