Funny story! I went to my local paintball field yesterday and strangely enough it was Ladies Wednesday (I totally forgot); so I was mostly surrounded by women playing beside me. There were a surprising number of families playing in groups too, which was a real challenge in team communicating for me... most of the ladies didn't know hand-signs or have a radio on them to quietly talk back and forth.
Anyway, I had this one chick on the opposite team who is smoker and a nervous wreck when defending; I've played with her a couple times in the past (shes nice). Often times I would find her isolated by herself, trying to hide, then get really paranoid about people sneaking up behind her, so she'd try to relieve the stress by lighting up.
It was really easy to see where she was hiding, just look for the rising smoke! Once I got close enough, you could see which way she was facing by the direction the smoke blew out of her mouth, so when I shot her, it was almost always on her back or the side of her thigh.
This went on all day long, and at the end of the last game she approached me and another guy who kept shooting her game after game to find out what our secret was for finding her. I said "you need to quit smoking..." She was shocked and amused at the same time, and she knew me well enough to sock me on my shoulder, chuckle and then call me a jerk afterwards. LOL!
So do you guys have any funny stories to share?