And a lot of these answers are based off the fact that I'm with someone/have had ex's and not just about friends/random people.
ALSO DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW PERSONAL THINGS ABOUT ME
1. Are you a virgin?
2. Does anyone besides you know your penis size?
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
5. Do you swear under celibacy?
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven’t, when would you like to?
This sounds kinda dumb but I know the date, does that make me weird? :s
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a bed, wow crazy I know right
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
Probably around 11, I don't know if that's late or early but I went to a private school from preschool to year 4 so I wasn't exposed to much stuff until later
13. Have you ever helped someone “finish”?
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month?
15. When was the last time you have had an erection?
pffft I don't know, I don't keep track, maybe an hour ago. Just because I get one doesn't mean I have to do anything about it.
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
Probably? I didn't stop them and go "oi, did you see my dick? no? okay just asking"
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
Normal I guess?
18. What is your penis size?
uuuugh do I have to? I don't know if it's small or big or whatever, a little self conscious about it too
Tell you what, if you can figure this out, you'll have your answer.
3.07055 = (0.5n)(sin 21.1765)(1)
A = 0.5n(sin(360/n))(s²) cm
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your anus?
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
Depends on who with and what we both feel like I guess, me personally I don't mind as long as both parties enjoy it.
22. When was the last time you masturbated?
Yesterday? I don't know, again i don't keep track
23. When was the last time you had sex?
2 years ago, don't judge. Being in a long term relationship does that.
24. When was the last time you watched porn?
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
Not really sure I want one
26. Guys: Circumsized?
I assume you're asking if I am or not, then yup
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
*shrugs* I like hugs?
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
^That would be impressive
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
Red/black, they look so stylish~
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
I've never actually had one and I think I'm really weird to not have had one, I heard it's normal :s
36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
The one where it never happened
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
Maybe if I wasn't dating someone but only if they wanted too as well.
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
Any as long as we both enjoy it.
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
43. Are you into any BDSM?
Maybe, I've never done it so I dunno
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
Yup, they didn't like me/were with someone else
45. Turn on’s?
Butts and knee/thigh high socks. I really am weird
46. Turn off’s?
People who are just mean, like you could be the hottest person in the world but if you're a bitch/dick then you will be the most unattractive person in the world to me.
Also violence in the bedroom is another thing that I really don't like, even if they enjoy it... no just no...
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
I mean, when I'm dating someone my brain just kinda makes everyone look unattractive
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
Probably Yiff, I mean it's a really weird thing and I'm being honest (some would argue it isn't but lets be real)
50. Do you like dirty talk?
Depends on who with
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
Yes a few times but really, lets not go there. But if you really want to know for some reason ask me *sigh*
53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story?
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
Still not telling
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
Yiff, hentai and the usual, depends what kinda mood i'm in.
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
Hentai, ahhh google search, you've shown me too much too soon
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
I have absolutely no idea
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
Can't think of any, I'm pretty sure if it started to get weird I just stopped watching so I have no memory of any.
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
Yup, everyone has had one of THOSE teachers xD
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
Don't want none
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren’t satisfied with their sex?
unless you got buns hun...
sorry uh what? No I haven't, that is a very selfish thing to do and it's just disgusting. If you love someone sex shouldn't matter.
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
Depends ont he person, then I would judge their sanity
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you’ve had about them?
Yup, I think so anyway
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
Nope, a lot of that stuff is gross and unsanitary
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
probs the 3rd time I tried to masturbated
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
70. Favorite type of oral?
71. Strangest sexual positon you’ve tried?
Just the normal stuff plus a bit a kink, but that's about it.
72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?
Nope, plus I think everything has already been thought of by /those/ people
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
^ Not a girl so bleh
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
^ again, not a wooooman
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
Yup, who hasn't? isn't that like the base of all getting off?
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
Yup and nope
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
Yup and nope
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasn't your partner? < (spelling mistake, fixed it)
Do you mean have I cheated? or just sex with someone I wasn't committed to?
Either way, no to cheating and yes to sex with someone I wasn't dating.
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
Nope, all of my ex's have been virgins when I dated them xD
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover’s or someone else’s?
^ that would also be very impressive
83. Birth control or condoms?
Whatever we agree on
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
Pretty sure everyone would know, I'm an 18 year old male
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
Again, 18 year old, I'm pretty sure it's just assumed
87. Do you have any STDs?
Nope, thank god. Honestly have not been as safe as I should have been.
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character or celebrity?
89. Have you ever had sex during “7 minutes in heaven”?
Don't even know what that is
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
Yup, a while ago
93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex?
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous?
Pretty in the moment
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
Yup, cause I'm a bit of a loser and was excited xD
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
99. Do you like masturbation?
Who doesn't? well I guess people who don't. Answer is yes
100. If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?