This story is a work of fiction that features the Hololive members Fuwawa Abyssgard, Mococo Abyssgard, Gawr Gura (graduated), Amelia Watson (graduated), and Ninomae Ina'nis. I own none of these characters.

Hey. Hello. Hi. This story was hell on earth to write for many, many reasons that I don't want to get into. Anyway, lots of stuff's been happening recently, so I'll just go down the list:

- The world's kinda going to shit. More than usual, I mean.

- I'm moving on to original stories now! This was my last request (other than the remaining parts of Challenging the Council). That means a lot of my previously dead ideas are probably gonna pop up after all. Expect a story where Gigi Murin of Hololive English generation 4, "Justice," threatens to impregnate somebody.

- Somehow all of my devices decided to break down at the exact same time. How fun.

- After the next few half-finished stories are posted, I will be pivoting to fully AI creations for the foreseeable future.

- Deltarune! Chapters 3 & 4 are out and they are fantastic. Tenna is my favourite character from anything ever. I released some remixes of the new songs on my completely unrelated youtube channel. Maybe some of you have heard them by sheer coincidence. That's a funny thought.

- Lots of new indie vtubers are popping up. Most of them were expected, but... holy shit, I never thought I'd hear that office lady's voice again...

- That AI thing is a complete lie. Scared ya, didn't I?

- Switch 2!?!!??!?!?!??!??!?!?!!!??!?!

- Mario Kart World! I will have lots of fun listening to the soundtrack and watching speedruns because I'm not getting a Switch 2.

- I recently got into a new game series. I won't spoil what it is because my next fic is gonna be based on it (my Hololive exclusivity has finally been broken). The hint is "Pirate."

I think that covers it. Let me know what you think. Or let me know what you don't think. You decide.