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Do you like Terry Jones' TV show Blazing Dragons ? Do you like the video game of the same name ? Do you like both ? This group is made for you !
This hilarious parody of the Arthurian Legends featuring anthro dragons deserves more love, and we know it ! You can pay tribute to it by contributing to it here.
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I dispise how I can't write journals when I'm not on the computer which I rarely am on the first place. UGH.
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Rules

-Respect the folders. I'll then copy and paste if the submission applies to several folders.

-Respect the other members. Don't be mean, this group is supposed to be a friendly group.

-As Terry Jones was a Monty Python, you can post in the gallery Holy Grail submissions featuring the dragons meeting the human knights in this other parody, or ONLY Holy Grail related stuff.

-Also, there's a gallery named Real Arthurian Legends, in which you can post only about Arthurian legends or the dragons meeting their counterparts, etc.

I hope you'll be happy to be there !!!

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Featured
USCPF Character Bio - Sir Blaze by AlanArtAlvin
Blazing Dragons 4th of July Puzzle Fighters by AlanArtAlvin
The Wandering Minstrel by JohnRobertHall
Sir Flicker By Granitoons by Milk100
Tv show
Sir Loungelot (Blazing Dragons) by FantasyBoyce2021
blazing dragons (my version) redraw by videogamer312
This Meme Never Gets Old by Sunstar-Of-The-North
Blazing Dragons And Charlie by FantasyBoyce2021
Video game
Farewell Terry Jones by Benthehyena
2010-2019 art summary by me by Benthehyena
2019 art summary by me by Benthehyena
Cues Sir Loungealot's agonizing wails far away by Benthehyena
Mix of the tv show and the video game
Crossovers
The 12 Fanart Challenge by JustinandDennis
Blazing Dragons And Charlie by FantasyBoyce2021
Sir Loungelot And Bowser by FantasyBoyce2021
Sir Loungelot And King K. Rool by FantasyBoyce2021
OCs
Melinda by FantasyBoyce2021
Beacon by Sunstar-Of-The-North
Isabelle The Dragon by FantasyBoyce2021
Jenavere MacKenna by Sunstar-Of-The-North
OCs
Mature

Mature Content

CROPPED NSFW : Younger Duncan X OC by Benthehyena

Mature Content

It's been long I had not posted fem nips on DA by Benthehyena

Mature Content

Bonus to the previous deviation by Benthehyena

Mature Content

Red because of a sunburn or blushing ? by Benthehyena
Fanfictions
Meeting Scotty's ParentsIt was a pleasant school day that Chris And Scotty become friends since on Tuesday that they are in the same class, They have been partners for their chemistry class, Even Dragons breathes fire and they know the safety. The Bell rings reminding the students that it is time to go home, A lot of Furry Anthro Animal students leaving the school with backpacks on their backs going home. Magnus And Scotty got out first before Chris gets out of the building, When Chris gets out of his building he gets called out by Scotty to meet him in the parking “Chris, Over Here!” Chris Goes to Scotty And Magnus at a parking lot. “So Are you ready to visit my house?” Scotty Asked, Chris Answered “Yes” Magnus Offered “You guys have fun. Oh, and Chris, you can visit my house anytime” “Thanks Magnus” Chris thanks, Magnus. Scotty suggested going together, and Chris Agreed. Scotty said “Alright, now... wait I have my backpack on my back! How Are we gonna get to my house?” Magnus Answered “Have him hold your backpack while you are flying” Scotty agrees with him “Good Idea” So he took his backpack off his back and gives it to Chris, leading Chris to a smart idea that he puts his in Scotty’s backpack. After he closes Scotty’s backpack “Here you can carry one” Scotty was surprised “Wow, That is Brilliant. Ready?” Chris Answered “Yeah” “Hop On” Scotty said as Chris got on his back, “Here we go!” He spread his wings out “Hold On Tight!” As he started to fly in the air and fly off, Magnus Waving “See you Guys Tomorrow!” Chris Riding on Scotty’s back as they fly high in the air, what they see in the beautiful view is the houses, students walking home chattering, seeing other dragons flying in the air, Chris is having a beautiful view from Scotty’s back “This is beautiful, It’s the most fantastic thing I have ever seen” Scotty even agrees “Flying is so much fun, Having a beautiful view like this having a perspective view” When they’re almost getting to Scotty’s house “There it is” He starts flying down to the ground and makes his landing “We’re Here!” “Wow, Thanks for giving me a ride,” Chris said as he got off Scotty’s Back “No Problem,” Said Scotty. Chris Takes Scotty’s backpack off of his back, takes his backpack out from Scotty’s backpack, and gives Scotty back his backpack “Here You Go” “Thank you” Scotty said as he takes his backpack from Chris’s paw “Now Let’s Go. They went in front of Scotty’s house where it appears to have two floors, where the car on the left is cobalt blue and on the right is Sky blue, when they go to the front door of Scotty’s house, Chris admires his house “Huh, Nice home” When they got inside Scotty’s house, he calls out his mom “Mom I’m home, I brought my friend with me!” A voice came from nowhere said “Oh, You did? the room on the right is the living room, on the left are the stairs that go to the second floor, in the middle is the hallway. Then A Female dragon with a black bubble flip hairstyle with a blue headband on, wearing a steel blue circle dress came to the front door and sees Chris in joy “Oh Hello!” Chris replied “Hi!” Scotty IntroducesChris to his mother “Mom, This is my new friend Chris” Chris Adds in “I’m a new student” Scotty’s mom is pleased to meet Chris “Well, Nice to meet you Chris” Chris was pleased to meet Scotty’s mom “Nice To Meet you too, Wow you looked stylish!” Scotty’s mom was surprised “Thank you. My name is Melinda and welcome. Come on” Melinda goes down the hall to the Family room and Chris and Scotty followed her. When they get to the end of the hall, Chris looked at the kitchen on the right “Wow, You dig the oldies in your kitchen? Melinda Answered Melinda “Yep” The kitchen has teacups and a teapot, A vintage radio that you can play CD to play music, and black and white tile mats. Chris said “it’s beautiful” Melinda “Thank you”. the room on the left is the family room, Melinda shows it to them “So, Here’s our family room, where we watch movie movies and tv shows”. There was a flat-screen TV on the left, and couches in the middle and the right, Melinda Introduces her husband who is napping on the couch in the middle “Oh and over there sleeping on the couch is my husband, Loungelot” When Chris sees loungelot sleeping on a couch, he was shocked. Her husband is big, he has the same hairstyle as Scotty’s and a king of rock and roll, a pair of mustache, a big belly that is fatter then Scotty’s, wearing a light blue and a red collar polo shirt, and a light brown shorts, Snoring in his sleep. Chris said to Melinda “Loungelot?” Melinda answered, “Yes, Loungelot. He sleeps on the couch, being lazy, but he loves to relax and lounge a lot”. When loungelot yawns, opens his eyes, and sits up on the couch “Scotty, How was School?” Scotty Answered “Good, Dad” Melinda goes to the kitchen “You Kids have fun” When Loungelot looks at Chris “Who is this wolf?” Scotty answered “Ohh, This is my new friend!” Loungelot asked about Chris’s name “What’s his name?” Scotty answered again “Chris” when loungelot gets up from the couch, and goes towards the blue and gray wolf, Chris was shivering “Oh god” Loungelot is staring at him closely to his face with one close eye and wide eye open “hmmm...” Chris felt scared as his sweat runs down his side of his face, but loungelot puts hishand on Chris’s shoulder in a delightful mood “You seem like a goodfella” Chris was relieved that he thought he has to go home. Loungelot says to the boy “Let’s have a seat, shall we?” Chris replies “yes, please” Chris and Scotty sit on the couch on the right, and Loungelot sits on the middle couch, Loungelot asked “So, tell me about yourself. Did you move here?” Chris Answered “Yes, we did. Looking for a new home to live” Loungelot said, “oh, did you move here?” Chris Answered “ yes, we did. Looking for a new home to live” “Ohh, do you like it here?” Asked Loungelot “Yes” Answered Chris. “Well that’s good to hear, are you thirsty?” Asked Loungelot “Yes, I’d like to have a drink” Answered Chris, Loungelot said and calls his wife “As you wish, Melinda, bring us the tea and those bickies!” Melinda came into the living room with a tray with three teacups, a teapot filled with tea, a bowl of sugar, and a plate of bickies, and placed it on the table “Enjoy your tea and the bickies” She leaves the family room, Loungelot thanks his wife “Thank you, Sweetheart” He offers Chris a spot of tea “How about a spot of tea, Chris?” Chris Said “yes, Please” The Three grabs their teacups and loungelot pours on him, Scotty’s, And Chris’s cups “Thanks dad” Said Scotty to loungelot “Thank you so much” said Chris “My Pleasure” Said Loungelot as he puts two cubes of sugar in his tea, Scotty puts him in his tea. Chris does the same, sniffs, takes a drink “Wow, it’s English tea” Chris likes it “That’s right, the tea is from England” said loungelot “Thank you for the tea!” Said Chris “Your welcome, Have you ever had this tea?” Said and asked Loungelot, Chris answered “No, I haven’t. What I had was peppermint.” “Peppermint?” Loungelot said “That thing is sweet as candy. So” He asked, “are you in the same grade as Scotty?” Chris said “Yeah, in a senior year,” Loungelot said, “Well, You made a friend with my son hmm?” Chris Answered “Yeah, we were partners” Loungelot gets on point and asked “Oh, I see. Which class were you in parters?” Scotty Answered “Chemistry” “Chemistry hmm?” Said Loungelot “Well, I say chemistry is a dangerous class since I watched a movie where this nutty professor Mixed those chemical liquids that them to explode in front of his students, One Big Accident!! Loungelot may be talking about a classic movie that he watched with his wife, Chris was shocked “Wow!” Loungelot continues “They say that teachers do not... like blowing up students!! That happened at that one university in Arizona” Chris asked Loungelot while he drinks his tea “have you or your wife attended college or university?” Loungelot Answered “No, We never attended college or university, those students are not nice people, and they’re a bunch of hard works” Loungelot criticizes the students that are not nice people. Chris Asked as he takes a bite of his bickies “Oh, You know about it?” Loungelot Answered ”Yes, I saw a college football player shoved that crazy professor into a closet of chemical liquids” Scotty drinking his tea “Must be toxic” and takes a bite of his bickies”. Loungelot agreed “Indeed. And that’s why chemistry is dangerous, you want to do it? You have to follow safety at your own risk.” Loungelot asked curiously “You guys didn’t get hurt today, did you” Scotty Answered “Nope,” Loungelot said “Good, anyways I hope you enjoy the tea and the bickies,” Chris Said Kindly “I Did, thank you Mr. Loungelot” “My Pleasure, thanks for sticking around” Said Loungelot kindly. A young female dragon with black long hair and a cyan circle dress and light blue pants enters the family room seeing what’s going on “Daddy What’s going on here” Loungelot answered “Oh Isabelle, your brother has a new friend” Loungelot introduces Isabelle to Chris “this wolf’s name is Chris, Chris this here is our daughter, Isabelle” Chris says hi to Isabelle in a cute voice “Hii” Isabelle said asked “Hii, So your my brother’s new friend huh?” Chris answered “why yes, I am,” Isabella said “Well that’s great to hear” When she leaves the family room to her bedroom “Stay out of trouble now,” Loungelot said “Go back to what you’re doing, princess,” Scotty said “Welp, that’s my little sister, Come On Chris let’s go to my room,” Chris said “ Okay”, They both got up fromthe couch, grabs their backpacks and head to Scotty’s bedroom “You kids have fun!” Said loungelot as he grabs the magazine and read it. Chris and Scotty go upstairs, passed by Isabelle’s bedroom and to his bedroom. When they got to Scotty’s bedroom, Scotty welcomes Chris his bedroom “Welcome to my bedroom” when Chris realized that his room is a bit messy that they are clothes laying on the floor, bed not fixed, and a messy desktop on the left and a closet on the right “...It looks nice” he placed his backpack on the floor. Scotty said “Yeah, Clothes on the floor, Socks!!” “Ewww...” Chris was disgusted, Scotty agrees “I know, stinky! Never got to clean them up” Chris tells Scotty “well, clean them up” Scotty “I’ll do it soon”, When Chris looks at Scotty’s bed “That’s pretty big,” Scotty said “I know, it’s a dragon size bed, Chris asked, “Woah, so what do you do?” Scotty answered “Oh relaxing, chilling, talking to friends, playing video games, and eat”, Speaking of relaxing, chilling, and eating, he may seem to be a lazy dragon comparing to his father. Chris said “Wow, An Active Gamer huh?” Scotty answered “yep, I communicate on the internet talking to Magnus” Chris was amazed “Wow, I must say, thanks for inviting me here Scotty” Scotty Replied “No Prob” “I can visit you anytime I want,” said Chris “That’s right,” Said Scotty “ We can talk to each other and play online,” Said Chris “That’s right, we can play and talk” Said Scotty. Melinda is calling for Chris that it’s time for him to go home “Chris, Your moms here!” Scotty said, “Time to go!” Chris said “Yeah, I gotta” as he grabs his backpack from the floor. Scotty And Chris Leave the bedroom, passed by Isabelle’s bedroom again, then go downstairs to the front door where Melinda and Chris’s mom, Judy is. When Chris gets to the front door “Hey Mom!” His mom said “Hey Chris, ready to go home” Chris answered “yeah”, Melinda was happy to have Chris over “He’s so sweet”, Judy agrees “yeah”. When Scotty went to the front door “Hi Chris’s Mom”, Judy said to Scotty “oh hello” Melinda Introduces to her son “This is my son, Scotty” Judy was pleased to meet Scotty “Scotty, Nice to meet you!” Scotty said “Nice to meet you too ma’am” as they both shake hands “Well we have to get going, we have to go home” Said Judy “Okay, you guys have a nice day” Melinda said, “Thanks, you too” Replied Judy as she and Chris go to her car while Melinda and Scotty waving at them goodbye. When Melinda closed the door “They seem to be nice animals” Then she went to the kitchen, Scotty Replied “Yeah they are” and then goes back to his bedroom “Well, you can hit me up online bud, I’ll see you later....
Don't Touch the Carrot, Dragon!!In the noon of Camelhot, where the Knights of the Square Table, Sir Lounge-alot the brave but lazy, Sir Blaze the Seriously Vain, Smartly Dressed, and Fashionably Late, Sir Burnivere the Overly Educated of Scotland, Sir Gasflame the Fierce but Visionally Impaired, Sir Galahot the Proper, and Sir Hotbreath the Not-so-Proper, and the squire Flicker the Smart, lead by King All-Fire plan to find in the quest... …of the Holy Quail!! The quail goes gobble-gobble while the choir offscreen singing in melodies.Days later after the dragons feast on the quail, like a turkey on Thanksgiving Day in USA, they're still on war against The Evil Count Geoffrey and his evil knights, #1, #2, and #3. Huh? #1 is like Rule #1 is always be afraid, fear heightens your senses, fear keeps you alive, but arrogance gets you killed, #2 is like Rule #2 is always finish the fight to the death, and #3 is like Rule #3 is when in doubt, always kicked your enemy in the gronk-nuks, unless you can find the weak spot that's a substitute of the gronk-nuks.Uh? Let's move on about the rules of hunting evil trolls, but don't be feared by the goblins(because the goblins will attract your sense of fear), if your a human, a good troll, a centaur, a gryphon, or a dragon. Let's still move on! The goblins are trying to swarm me as I, Patchi1995, fly away from the goblins, as the goblins yelled, -"WAKA CHAKA!!!!"One day, in the stroll of the temperate grasslands surrounded by beech, oak, ash, and conifer trees, Sir Hotbreath, the fat but short dragon knight singing this annoying song out-loud about himself, -"I was walking down middle of the path..." he burped fire, but he continuously sing, -"...With a fiery burp that's like a fire-beath..." he burped fire again, but as he continuously sang, -"Got a flower in my helmet..." he stopped singing, but this time, he's not yet burping fire, but he rather sticks his tongue like a lizard or a snake, to sense something more of a root vegetable that's stereotypically food for rabbits, but with much sugar like genetically modified carrots, it's a single carrot on the ground. As he sniffs air with his tongue he sticks, he was remarked by an aforementioned carrot, and holler in awe gruffly, -"WoW!! Would you look at that? It's a..." he stopped as he burped fire, but he continued, -"...carrot! I will now bend over, to proceed to..." he has stopped as he have burped fire, but he's going to finish his sentence, "...pick up the carrot!"Sir Hotbreath puts himself on all fours, so he can use one of his wings as extra set of arms, as he use his wing-thumb to grab the carrot, but the giant rabbit gently grabs Hotbreath's wings with his pinky, Hotbreath gasped in awe and confused. "HuUuUuHhH???" gasped Sir Hotbreath, as he looked up to Sir Hare.Sir Hare, sniffed with his nostrils, as he started speaking, as he angrily question him, -"Eh.... what's up dragon?" Sir Hotbreath roared, -"Rabbit! I have to blast you..." he burped fire, but he calmly continued, "... with this Arcadia Oaks High School dodgeball*, which never allow to accidentally hurt anyone again in the lips, including the girl who use to be Morgana LeFay's handmaiden, and had shadow magic!" He laughed, but he burped fire.*Fun Fact: A dodgeball is 3 times stronger than a pillow. Does this cause a person to have a fat lip, if received a headshot from the ball?Sir Hare questioned him more about the dodgeball and firebreath that Sir Hotbreath is gonna make a fireball, -"What were you about to do here, dragon?!" Sir Hotbreath shouted angrily to the rabbit about the carrot, -"This hare's carrot, was talking rubbish..." He looked at the carrot, but he burped fire, as he continued, -"...about the Queen Griddle!" Sir Hare was confused, lost his anger, as he said, -"You're planning to..." as he we was thinking of the carrot Sir Hotbreath talked about, -"...Uh? Ooh! The carrot? Were you, dragon??" Sir Hotbreath, now back to be on four limbs, as he use his wing to proceed to grab the carrot, -"Oh, I'm going to move that carrot." Sir Hare concerns the little fat dragon knight, -"Sir, I wouldn't touch the carrot, if I were you, so don't you do it." As Sir Hotbreath slowly proceed to reach the carrot, but he's anxiously groaned, "Uh? I'm gonna do it." But he burped fire. Sir Hare started fear that he's gonna touch the carrot, he stammered, -"No, don't! Don't touch the carrot!" Sir Hotbreath continuously slowly reach the carrot, but he's in the progress of nearly losing his sanity, -"I'm gonna touch the..." he burped fire, but continued, -"...carrot!!" Sir Hare yelled in fear, as he's afraid that he's seriously gonna do it, -"NO! No, don't!! Do not... …touch... …the CARROT!!!" The giant rabbit had similar reactions to elephants, whom stereotypically had reactions to mice and small critters by their trunks, as Sir Hotbreath almost lose his sanity to reach the carrot, -"I'm gonna..." he burped small fire, he insanely continued, -"...ToUcH the RaGiNg PlAgUiNg CaRrOt!!!" Sir Hare was so scared, that the little chubby dragon knight reach the carrot with his wing, yelled, -"DoN"t ToUcH ThE CaRrOt, DrAaAgOoOn!!!!" As someone who use the shadow magic portal and two hands grabbed Sir Hotbreath by the tail, and teleport him back to Camelhot, as he tried to reach the carrot. Like Hotbreath is swiftly away from the carrot and Sir Hare so fast, like he's quickly falling down away from the door he pushed from having his snout bashed by the dodgeball, but he's been warned, although he learn his lesson.As Sir Hotbreath woke up, back in Castle Camelhot, he DID realized that he's been warned by Sir Hare, not to touch his carrot. But he noticed someone who used the shadow magic. It was a human girl who has shadow magic, used to be Morgana's handmaiden, she was in the mauve turtleneck with a magenta Papa Skull picture, with a dark grey plaided skirt, black tights and white girly socks, with colorful hairpins, but she can even use shadow magic without the Shadow Staff, with brown eyes, dark-brown hair with a white streak with the blue middle streak on white, and fair-skin and from the 21st century. It was the Fair Lady Claire of Nuenz(aka Claire Maria Nuñez) who took Sir Hotbreath away from Sir Hare for his safety! Claire told him the reason why she came to Camelhot as she warned the dragons about Sir Hotbreath in danger, as she's gonna try to help him stay out of trouble from Sir Hare. Sir Hotbreath decided that he learn his lesson, but he must watch out for Sir Hare.The moral of this story: Do not touch some rabbits' food, unless you're gonna share!Meanwhile, back in the forest where Sir Hare was here, -"I warned that dragon, not to touch my carrot. That's all folks!"...
Comics
Sir Loungelot And Bowser by FantasyBoyce2021
Sir Loungelot And King K. Rool by FantasyBoyce2021
You're My Dad Woogie Woogie by Sunstar-Of-The-North
Ok even I was mean there by Benthehyena
Pairings
Forbidden Love by Sunstar-Of-The-North
Holy Grail
MADPlay - Blazing Dragons 10 by Madhog
Real Arthurian legends
Artorius' Sister by LeoDIlfKaiser
Merchandise
HOLY CRAP by Benthehyena
Inspired
New Deal (Martini Ranch) by JustinandDennis
Animations and gifs
BDRevolution
Happy Father's Day 2020 ! by Benthehyena
20th anniversary of the cartoon
2016 art summary by me by Benthehyena
Spamalot
20th anniversary of the game
2016 art summary by me by Benthehyena
Tribute to Erika
One year already without Erika Strobel by Benthehyena
Tribute to Terry
Terry Jones by TheRenegadeArtist

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FemSir Blaze by Sunstar-Of-The-North FemSir Blaze :iconsunstar-of-the-north:Sunstar-Of-The-North 14 14 Princess Flame from Blazing Dragons by TheRealSneakers Princess Flame from Blazing Dragons :icontherealsneakers:TheRealSneakers 28 16 Sir Flicker By Granitoons by Milk100 Sir Flicker By Granitoons :iconmilk100:Milk100 21 2 I'm a Blazing Dragons Fan! by JustinandDennis I'm a Blazing Dragons Fan! :iconjustinanddennis:JustinandDennis 24 10 A VERY NAUGHTY BOY and Always Will! [Monty Python] by Hatchetstein4Real A VERY NAUGHTY BOY and Always Will! [Monty Python] :iconhatchetstein4real:Hatchetstein4Real 27 14 Feu-Follet by AlphonseLavallee Feu-Follet :iconalphonselavallee:AlphonseLavallee 26 11 Queen Griddle (season 2) turnaround by cheril59 Queen Griddle (season 2) turnaround :iconcheril59:cheril59 24 2 Princess Flame (season 2) turnaround by cheril59 Princess Flame (season 2) turnaround :iconcheril59:cheril59 32 9 Princess flame! (AT) by Sushicat28 Princess flame! (AT) :iconsushicat28:Sushicat28 8 4 Squire Flicker and Princress Flame by JohnRobertHall Squire Flicker and Princress Flame :iconjohnroberthall:JohnRobertHall 20 2 Medieval Luna and Squire Flicker by JustinandDennis Medieval Luna and Squire Flicker :iconjustinanddennis:JustinandDennis 29 22 RIP Aron Tager 1934-2019 by EarWaxKid RIP Aron Tager 1934-2019 :iconearwaxkid:EarWaxKid 8 8 This joke was probably done before by Stinkek This joke was probably done before :iconstinkek:Stinkek 36 4

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FantasyBoyce2021 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2021
How do you like my story "Meeting Scotty's Parents"? 
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FantasyBoyce2021 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2021
Here Is Loungelot, as a father
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FantasyBoyce2021 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2021
We have to respect others opinions on characters, especially Sir Loungelot, we can’t be disrespecting their opinions and calling them trolls. I know he’s a jerk, but let’s just respect their opinions!
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Uh nobody was attacking
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Just making sure
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You do know he is just a cartoon character in case right ?
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I think I got another Parody literature. Right here  Don't Touch the Carrot, Dragon!!In the noon of Camelhot, where the Knights of the Square Table, Sir Lounge-alot the brave but lazy, Sir Blaze the Seriously Vain, Smartly Dressed, and Fashionably Late, Sir Burnivere the Overly Educated of Scotland, Sir Gasflame the Fierce but Visionally Impaired, Sir Galahot the Proper, and Sir Hotbreath the Not-so-Proper, and the squire Flicker the Smart, lead by King All-Fire plan to find in the quest... …of the Holy Quail!! The quail goes gobble-gobble while the choir offscreen singing in melodies.Days later after the dragons feast on the quail, like a turkey on Thanksgiving Day in USA, they're still on war against The Evil Count Geoffrey and his evil knights, #1, #2, and #3. Huh? #1 is like Rule #1 is always be afraid, fear heightens your senses, fear keeps you alive, but arrogance gets you killed, #2 is like Rule #2 is always finish the fight to the death, and #3 is like Rule #3 is when in doubt, always kicked your enemy in the gronk-nuks, unless you can find the weak spot that's a substitute of the gronk-nuks.Uh? Let's move on about the rules of hunting evil trolls, but don't be feared by the goblins(because the goblins will attract your sense of fear), if your a human, a good troll, a centaur, a gryphon, or a dragon. Let's still move on! The goblins are trying to swarm me as I, Patchi1995, fly away from the goblins, as the goblins yelled, -"WAKA CHAKA!!!!"One day, in the stroll of the temperate grasslands surrounded by beech, oak, ash, and conifer trees, Sir Hotbreath, the fat but short dragon knight singing this annoying song out-loud about himself, -"I was walking down middle of the path..." he burped fire, but he continuously sing, -"...With a fiery burp that's like a fire-beath..." he burped fire again, but as he continuously sang, -"Got a flower in my helmet..." he stopped singing, but this time, he's not yet burping fire, but he rather sticks his tongue like a lizard or a snake, to sense something more of a root vegetable that's stereotypically food for rabbits, but with much sugar like genetically modified carrots, it's a single carrot on the ground. As he sniffs air with his tongue he sticks, he was remarked by an aforementioned carrot, and holler in awe gruffly, -"WoW!! Would you look at that? It's a..." he stopped as he burped fire, but he continued, -"...carrot! I will now bend over, to proceed to..." he has stopped as he have burped fire, but he's going to finish his sentence, "...pick up the carrot!"Sir Hotbreath puts himself on all fours, so he can use one of his wings as extra set of arms, as he use his wing-thumb to grab the carrot, but the giant rabbit gently grabs Hotbreath's wings with his pinky, Hotbreath gasped in awe and confused. "HuUuUuHhH???" gasped Sir Hotbreath, as he looked up to Sir Hare.Sir Hare, sniffed with his nostrils, as he started speaking, as he angrily question him, -"Eh.... what's up dragon?" Sir Hotbreath roared, -"Rabbit! I have to blast you..." he burped fire, but he calmly continued, "... with this Arcadia Oaks High School dodgeball*, which never allow to accidentally hurt anyone again in the lips, including the girl who use to be Morgana LeFay's handmaiden, and had shadow magic!" He laughed, but he burped fire.*Fun Fact: A dodgeball is 3 times stronger than a pillow. Does this cause a person to have a fat lip, if received a headshot from the ball?Sir Hare questioned him more about the dodgeball and firebreath that Sir Hotbreath is gonna make a fireball, -"What were you about to do here, dragon?!" Sir Hotbreath shouted angrily to the rabbit about the carrot, -"This hare's carrot, was talking rubbish..." He looked at the carrot, but he burped fire, as he continued, -"...about the Queen Griddle!" Sir Hare was confused, lost his anger, as he said, -"You're planning to..." as he we was thinking of the carrot Sir Hotbreath talked about, -"...Uh? Ooh! The carrot? Were you, dragon??" Sir Hotbreath, now back to be on four limbs, as he use his wing to proceed to grab the carrot, -"Oh, I'm going to move that carrot." Sir Hare concerns the little fat dragon knight, -"Sir, I wouldn't touch the carrot, if I were you, so don't you do it." As Sir Hotbreath slowly proceed to reach the carrot, but he's anxiously groaned, "Uh? I'm gonna do it." But he burped fire. Sir Hare started fear that he's gonna touch the carrot, he stammered, -"No, don't! Don't touch the carrot!" Sir Hotbreath continuously slowly reach the carrot, but he's in the progress of nearly losing his sanity, -"I'm gonna touch the..." he burped fire, but continued, -"...carrot!!" Sir Hare yelled in fear, as he's afraid that he's seriously gonna do it, -"NO! No, don't!! Do not... …touch... …the CARROT!!!" The giant rabbit had similar reactions to elephants, whom stereotypically had reactions to mice and small critters by their trunks, as Sir Hotbreath almost lose his sanity to reach the carrot, -"I'm gonna..." he burped small fire, he insanely continued, -"...ToUcH the RaGiNg PlAgUiNg CaRrOt!!!" Sir Hare was so scared, that the little chubby dragon knight reach the carrot with his wing, yelled, -"DoN"t ToUcH ThE CaRrOt, DrAaAgOoOn!!!!" As someone who use the shadow magic portal and two hands grabbed Sir Hotbreath by the tail, and teleport him back to Camelhot, as he tried to reach the carrot. Like Hotbreath is swiftly away from the carrot and Sir Hare so fast, like he's quickly falling down away from the door he pushed from having his snout bashed by the dodgeball, but he's been warned, although he learn his lesson.As Sir Hotbreath woke up, back in Castle Camelhot, he DID realized that he's been warned by Sir Hare, not to touch his carrot. But he noticed someone who used the shadow magic. It was a human girl who has shadow magic, used to be Morgana's handmaiden, she was in the dark purple armor, with a spikey domehead helmet, but she can even use shadow magic without the Shadow Staff, with brown eyes, dark-brown hair with a white streak with the blue middle streak on white, and fair-skin. It was the Fair Lady Claire of Nuenz(aka Claire Maria Nuñez) who took Sir Hotbreath away from Sir Hare for his safety! Claire told him the reason why she came to Camelhot as she warned the dragons about Sir Hotbreath in danger, as she's gonna try to help him stay out of trouble from Sir Hare. Sir Hotbreath decided that he learn his lesson, but he must watch out for Sir Hare.The moral of this story: Do not touch some rabbits' food, unless you're gonna share!Meanwhile, back in the forest where Sir Hare was here, -"I warned that dragon, not to touch my carrot. That's all folks!"...
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Benthehyena Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2021  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh that yes lol
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Patchi1995 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2021  Hobbyist Artist
Yep, hope you like and enjoy it! :hug:
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