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Woe is Magikarp
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Testing out a couple of new tricks in Photoshop that I learned.
Pokemon is a fun game. Then you run into a fisherman or two who have 6 Magikarp. Why? Why do you even bother? The game is full of these idiots, its like everyother fisherman wants you to slaughter a whole family of Magikarp for him. Its not funny anymore Game Freak, please don't do that anymore.
Whats worse you can't leave until you beat each and every one of those god forsaken fish to death. No he wont get the idea after the first one, or the second, the asshole of a fisherman insists that you slowly kill and torture each and everyone of his helpless pokemon as they splash about in front of him in pain and agony.
"Please mister fisherman, just let me go on my way, I don't want to hurt your pokemon anymore! Oh god, look at all the blood and entrails... please... no more.. -sob-
I bet it has to do with that cooler they are always sitting on, it must be full of beer and all these assholes are so wasted they have no idea what they are putting these poor fish through.
Pokemon is a fun game. Then you run into a fisherman or two who have 6 Magikarp. Why? Why do you even bother? The game is full of these idiots, its like everyother fisherman wants you to slaughter a whole family of Magikarp for him. Its not funny anymore Game Freak, please don't do that anymore.
Whats worse you can't leave until you beat each and every one of those god forsaken fish to death. No he wont get the idea after the first one, or the second, the asshole of a fisherman insists that you slowly kill and torture each and everyone of his helpless pokemon as they splash about in front of him in pain and agony.
"Please mister fisherman, just let me go on my way, I don't want to hurt your pokemon anymore! Oh god, look at all the blood and entrails... please... no more.. -sob-
I bet it has to do with that cooler they are always sitting on, it must be full of beer and all these assholes are so wasted they have no idea what they are putting these poor fish through.
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