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SEE MY AWESOME PUN??? EH??? EH????

(The awesome pun you saw on the a picture on the UPS Store door, Jess? :iconnotimpressedplz:

.....Yes, Brain. Yes. Anyway.

 So this is my first journal in like, what? 6 months? Something like that? I have a lot of stuff I want to write about to catch you all up on my VERY INTERESTING LIFE (which really isn't that interesting. ) but because it's my wonderful nations birthday, I feel compelled by the giant maple tree outside my apartment unit and by the talking jar of Maple Syrup that is in my fridge, and the flock of Canadian Geese that just flew by to pimp Canada Day!

 So, Happy Canada Day everyone! Go fry up that peameal bacon, feed those Canadian Geese at your local park, hug those adorable little beavers, and watch Sidney Crosby's and Jarome Ignila's awesome winning goal at the Olympics for the millionth time! Riot with those hockey sticks, wear your red and white proud and strong! Be totally bilingual and RAISE YOUR CUP OF TIMMIES, BECAUSE....

 Oh Canada, we stand on guard for THEE!


Canadian Please
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please


Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français

Ooh la la

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be…

So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow…

STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!

We got beavers, cariboo and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron…

Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries

But I know that you wanna be Canadian


www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13…
  • Listening to: iDanceRadio.FM on ITunes
  • Reading: Twenties Girl
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: miscellaneous drinkstuffs on my desk
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Morghiesart Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Happy...late Canada day fellow Canadian!
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calicokatt Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
TEE HEE! Thankies! I hope your Canada Day was fun too! (sorry for the late reply, my messages are all backed up XD) :glomp:
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Bro-Harl Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013
:flagcanada::w00t::flagcanada:
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The-B-Meister Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How aboot those fireworks? X3
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calicokatt Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:giggle: Unfortunately they cancelled our fireworks because it was "windy" or something. They were doing them at a different place this year because where they normally do it has asbestos, so they had to do some like barge out in the water (or something like that) and... I guess the thing kept moving so they cancelled it just to be on the safe side. :( I had a sad. People in our neighbourhood were letting off fireworks tho :D They rescheduled the fireworks for tonight but I don't know if I'm going to be able to go....
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Ari-Dynamic Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:iconterranceplz::iconphillipplz:
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calicokatt Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AHHH TERRANCE AND PHILLIP!! HEEE!! I LOVE South Park :D I just adore the way they make fun of Canadians XD (I assure you we don't all look like trashcans. XD)
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Ari-Dynamic Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Heheh. :)
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