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Hey There Rage by calicokatt Hey There Rage by calicokatt
Y'know, I probably should just post up my older stuff first instead of the newer things, but I'm starting to think my older artwork is becoming increasingly more ugly, so therefore, I go through my stuff to find more, um, pleasing stuff to post.

Of course, you can't really tell that this isn't as crappy as my older stuff, because my scanner is a DOUCHEBAG and ruins everything it touches. The garbage can isn't that far you know, Scanner. Not that far at all.

I probably should just do a mass upload of old crap, but seeing as my descriptions are about a million years long, such an event would take about 10 years for me to do. So...yeah. Slow and steady wins the race, right?

(:iconimrlynotimpressedplz: No, Jess. )

Shut up, Brain. I learned that in grade school so it must be true.

Anyway, so I thought I'd post up some of my better art because...I dunno. I like my newer stuff better. I've been wanting to draw Rage and Alex in a picture together because Alex likes to perv on Rage all the time, and it's comical because Rage has no idea that Alex wants to eat him for dinner (in a non cannibalistic kinda way. It's a figure of speech. Altho, I'm sure she will be the first to invent, like, Rage burgers or something. Whatever the hell those would be.)

Ah yes. Everytime she encounters him she usually has a face somewhat like this: :iconiultracameplz: and usually zones out for a couple of seconds while thinking about all the things she would thoroughly enjoy doing to him, all whilst thinking of creative ways to grope him that don't seem too obvious. Rage, of course, is oblivious to Alex wanting to molest him, as he usually is when women want to molest him. It's quite adorable. Perhaps one day she'll seduce him, but until then I think she enjoys the drooling. (It's sorta like when you see a movie with an actor/actress that you eye rape all the time. It's just a lot of fun in a way, you know?)

Anyway, so here they are, just.. um posing together. I think Alex ambushed him or something, based on Rage's expression. Or, he's wondering what is touching his ass, when it's really just Alex (because we don't know where Alex's other hand is thar, so I just thought maybe she's trying to grope him again.). I just love drawing Alex in the presence of Rage's hotness, I just love all the little pervy faces she does. :iconhurrhurrplz:

I admit this was a little tricky to do. Rage is tall, and so is Alex, but Rage is like UBER TALL compared to all my other characters, and I wanted them to be REALLY close together, because, you know, Alex is creepin' on Rage. I'm happy with how it came out, actually, and I admit that I used parts of Alex to cover up my fails on Rage's body.

Alex: Feel free to use me to cover Rage's body more often, plz. :icondroolplz:

I messed up on his legs (I was having a really off month with drawing characters legs for some reason when I drew this.) but luckily Alex covered up any major fails. Alex is always a little hard to draw because finding references for plus sized girls can be next to impossible; I can never find models with the same body type as her, but I think I did okay. I think her arm should be a little longer, but what I wouldn't give to have a rack like hers, seriously. I should have drawn her body a litttttttlllleee bit longer instead of so stumpy, but then she wouldn't have looked like she was on the same level as Rage. I'm kinda annoyed at her feet. I know they don't look that bad, but for some reason they annoy me. Maybe I just annoy me. :iconsaywhaplz:

Anyway, the background was done with my favourite tool as of lately - my Crayola watercolours! I love these freakin' things! I love how they hardly ever blend but it's just perfect for the kinds of backgrounds I like to make!

(So, random blotches of colours because you are too damned lazy to make a real background with buildings and other such things? )

NO, BRAIN. The watercolours really take to the paper that I had drawn this one so they look neat in the end, atleast I think so.

But you know what doesn't look neat? OH GAWSH GEE I DUNNO, COULD IT BE THE MOTHER @#$#$!#$#$!$@ SCAN??? WHY YES, CHILDREN, it IS the scan! HOW ON EARTH DID YOU EVER KNOW?? My scanner was having a particularly something-up-my-ass day when I scanned this one, and decided to encompass all of the things that it does to my pictures...IN ONE SINGLE SCAN. Yes, we see the grainyness kind of scan here, we also see the blurryness scans here, and we also see it destroying my colours.

I'm sure this isn't the worst scan in my gallery (corrections. I KNOW it's not the worst scan.) but it sure is damned awful. Please ignore the scan and feel free to ravage my scanner.

I had fun drawing Alex's outfit! I see her as being the kind of person who wears dresses, so I wanted to put her in a dress. Hell, if one has killer legs like she does you'd better wear a dress to show off 'em gams! And I wanted to make it yellow, because I don't use yellow enough in my characters clothing. And I have a fetish for matching, so her belt matches the colour of her shoes!

Part of me wants to tell Rage to run for his life because if Alex get's closer she might just rip off his clothes very frighteningly and she just might eat him. But part of me hopes that Rage continues to remain derpy and not realize he's nommy.

Ahhh whateva, y'all. You'd all perv on Rage too if you could. :iconstudmuffinplz: I mean, lookit 'em arms, yo.

So yes, just Alex being pervy with her favourite beefcake! Don't worry, ladies. She'd share! :iconimhappiestplz:

(It smells like spaghetti in here and I'm not cooking spaghetti. I think I have an Italian chef ghost.)

Rageness and Alexyness are to Jess Ratte :D
StephRatte Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Professional Artist
Can I just say that it amuses me to NO END that you actually have a pervy female character to rival your pervy boys :iconshaplz: LOVE IT.

Her face cracks me up here.
Bro-Harl Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012
:iconwheeeplz:Very CUTE Couple!!:date:
Digoraccoon Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Luvin' the hips she's sporting. Overall a nice image. ^_^
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