St. Patrick's Day 2022

Happy St. Patrick's day.... 😁 A holiday where
March 17 marks the anniversary of the death of St. Patrick, which was believed to occur in the year 461.

Now.... some of you probably wondering, "Calab, why are you angry and unamused?".... 😌 Well, there's a simpe explanation for that.... BECAUSE I'M FREAKING GREEN!!!!!! 😠 I mean, seriously!! I'm not supposed to be green!! I'm a BLUE dude with an attitude, not a green dude with an attitude!!!!.... The reason why I'm green, is because if you don't wear green on St. Patrick's day, you get pinched.... I'm not getting pinched, Because if I get pinched, then I'm gonna strangle a biscuit. Honestly, I'm never going to understand that part of the St. Patrick's Day tradition..... anyway, Happy St. Patrick's day, everybody!! 😄... 😏 also, I'm wearing green, so you can't pinch me. Because if you do.... 👿 THEN I'M ABOUT TO PUNISH SOMEBODY.