Calab's Kingdom: Origin Of The Blue-Dude

🎶Blue streak (Blue streak)
blue streak, speeds by!!🎶
🎶Calab J. Toadstool!!🎶
🎶Too fast for the naked eye!!🎶
🎶Calab J. Toadstool!!!🎶

🎶Calab!!!🎶
He can really move!!
🎶Calab!!!🎶
🎶He's got an attitude!!🎶
🎶Calab!!!🎶
🎶He's the fastest thing alive!!!!🎶 😄

Yep, that's me. 😉 The fastest Blue dude in the Mushroom Kingdom. Now some of you... (By some of you, I mean PTParmenTOONS. 😒) are wondering how I got my speed power. Well, it all started when I was a baby. 😌 I was crawling around in my diaper while mom was taking care of her roses in her royal garden... when suddenly I came across a mysterious blue flower with small blue lightning bolts on it. Of course, being the retarded infinite was and because blue I always been my favorite color, I thought it looked amazing and decided to touch it.... but then, the blue lightning shocked my body!!! 😧 Putting blue electrical sparks in my blood!!... But even after getting shocked by a mysterious flower, I was still okay. Mom, being the most protective mother I could have, rushed me to Professor E.Gadd's lab... (I guess she thought the Hospitals were getting to expensive or something, I dunno. 😒) Professor E.Gadd examined me, Testing my reflexes and checking my blood. Until he figured out what happened.... I had been given powers by A legendary flower called "The Lighting-Glory", a type of flower that gives anyone who touches it, The power of unlimited supercharged speed. And ever since then, I had been able to move ridiculously fast across Mushroom Kingdom and everywhere else around the world. What super speed wasn't the only thing I gained... My reflexes in battle got faster and stronger as grew up.... And after I defeated Bowser Jr. for the first time, I realized that I was given these powers for Doing what's right and protected the kingdom from evil forces and retarded goblins.... So now you know the origin of how this blue dude with an attitude came to be. 😏 Let me know when you guys think.