CabbyHat

(Setting: My room. Some ridiculous late hour of the night.)Me: Zzzzz... My stomach: Hey... Me: Nghh... My stomach: HEY! Me: Wsfgl? My stomach: There is chocolate cake upstairs, and I do not have any of it. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. Me: ...Shut up already. My stomach: *sighs* Look, we've been through this sort of thing before. You know by now that I won't let you get back to sleep unless you put something in me, and I won't let you enjoy whatever it is unless it's that cake. Me: You suck.(I finally get up and go have a piece of cake, then go back downstairs and attempt to get back to sleep.)My stomach: Hey. Me: NOW what? My stomach: I want a gl...

So, just saw Alice in Wonderland, and while I enjoyed it, me being me I had a couple of major complaints. (Mild spoilers ahead.)-If EVERYBODY hated the Red Queen so much, even her army and right-hand enforcer (seriously, whut, lady) how the heck was this woman still in power? It's like they were all just playing a game and everyone simultaneously decided to do something else at some kind of hidden signal. Which, y'know, could work, if Wonderland hadn't actually had a certain amount of reason and order instilled into it, which I admired at the time. A little consistency in the inconsistency is all I ask for. -I loved the Alice at the beginn...

So, as of today, I'm officially a twenty-something rather than a teenager. Woohoo.