SDC - Trollin' Trollin' Trollin' 5 by C-quel

SDC - Trollin' Trollin' Trollin' 5 by C-quel

CC issues her first press release as the CEO and master-overlord-of-all-she-surveys at Noidea, and shares her observations of the company and its vision going forward. Granted she breaks several rules of corporate etiquette in doing so (mainly you don't admit to the press that things are going badly... EVER!), but what does she care?

She's just there to wreck the place, and leave with a nice 25 million bit golden parachute!

Next: Trollin' Trollin' Trollin' 6

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SastenX Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013 Hobbyist

good thing i'm safe from her grip

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

hehehe! Beware psycho DD, boo!

BlackWidower Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013 Professional Writer

Why is she Canadian?

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Oh, in this particular comic that has particular relevance...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_…

[oh, and she only talks Canadian... or pretends to, at least] XD

BlackWidower Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013 Professional Writer

He's now joining the board at Microsoft. Interesting. And he's a computer engineer. So what does he have to do with this?

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

lol, did you read his biography for just the last two weeks? Look back a little further, man.

Angel-Fields Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Oh gosh. *dies of laughter* X3

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

haha, thank you!

Well if you know about the Nokia debacle, it would be even funnier.

Angel-Fields Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Yes, yes it probably would be~ *Googles "Nokia"*

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

hahahaha! Enjoy!

GreenGunia Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist Artist

Ahahahahaha.

I'm liking this. X3

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Ah, thank you! Ze comic is gaining Gunia's favour. ^.^

GreenGunia Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013 Hobbyist Artist

Yesh. Yesh it is :3

Shirei-Shou Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

BWAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK 2 years? lol

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

hahaha!!! and the worst thing about it is... this actually happened in RL!

[maybe not 2 years, but definitely a little over a year of waiting!] XD

khari646 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Student Artist

I cant wait that long >3<
I want it now :3

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Fine.... here's a Windows Mobile 6 handset to hold you over while that phone gets built.

swotti.starmedia.com/tmp/swott…

khari646 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013 Student Artist

Yay

14-Spades Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

I see Miss Churro is sporting the no tie, business casual look all the Microso... I mean, Nanohard Hipsters are all wearing. (My god, the Xbone reveal was full of those, ugh) This shows that CC has finally committed something nothing short of pure evil. I am so proud.

On the other hand, I am not going to get that DD face out of my head. *Shutters

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Cool! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that loser-trend, they really do look impossibly-silly trying to be all cool and hipster. Ballmer isn't exactly 'the guy next door', more like that which crawled out of the blue lagoon and throws chairs... >v>;

And maybe this IS the greatest evil she's done to date, but there will be more to come, no worries.

Oh, and for your own personal enjoyment, DD's face is now on a real downloadable poster.

14-Spades Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS, PHHEEEAAAWWW!!!!!!

The evil, she is beautiful :')

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

HAHAHA! Dat song! XD

GothGuru Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013

I have one of those phones. I could never set up the voicemail.

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Awww

Well no worries, you're not alone...

www.zagg.com/community/blog/ju…

YouveGotNoIdea Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Student Digital Artist

I'm staring at you...

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

BWA-hahah! That name is so perfect~!!!

YouveGotNoIdea Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013 Student Digital Artist

your welcome. and thanks for the llama

mortalshinobi Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013

lols. so much evil in so much cute.

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Sometimes it's the ones you least suspect that are the most evil.

mortalshinobi Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013

lols. can be.

Tearahk Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Lol, oh wow. XD

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

hehe!

GeoNine Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

I guess it's working.

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Sure did! It's funny how my original comic idea turned out to be historically-accurate. Do I know how to call it, or do I know how to call it...?

DeadCobra Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

Ane-H Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013

I'm almost tempted to say I want a high-res version of the phone poster. That may be DD's most evil expression yet. XD

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

hehe, well I can arrange that for sure.

And lol, I never knew she could ascend to new heights of evil.

Ane-H Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013

Sweet, new phone wallpaper~

I don't know how she is ever going to top the expression in this comic. Seriously, awesome expression there.

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

haha, thank you! Your wallpaper's ready.

And oh, I can think of a few times yet to be seen. ^.^

Ane-H Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013

Thanks! I'll be sure to set that up tomorrow~

Building too much anticipation! D8

OldKingKrafty Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013

Is she trying to be Canadian?

C-quel Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013 Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

hehe, well technically she's "always trying to sound Canadian II.

OldKingKrafty Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013

Alright, cool? Also, I noticed the comment of the guy above me, and I agree. We need a larger hi-res version of DD's raep face. I would put that on a shirt with some text like, "You came to the wrong neighborhood."