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SDC - Trollin' Trollin' Trollin' 5
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CC issues her first press release as the CEO and master-overlord-of-all-she-surveys at Noidea, and shares her observations of the company and its vision going forward. Granted she breaks several rules of corporate etiquette in doing so (mainly you don't admit to the press that things are going badly... EVER!), but what does she care?

She's just there to wreck the place, and leave with a nice 25 million bit golden parachute! :P



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SastenX's avatar
good thing i'm safe from her grip
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C-quel's avatar
C-quel|Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
hehehe!  Beware psycho DD, boo!  :D
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BlackWidower|Professional Writer
Why is she Canadian?
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C-quel's avatar
C-quel|Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Oh, in this particular comic that has particular relevance... :)


[oh, and she only talks Canadian... or pretends to, at least]  XD
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BlackWidower's avatar
BlackWidower|Professional Writer
He's now joining the board at Microsoft. Interesting. And he's a computer engineer. So what does he have to do with this?
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C-quel's avatar
C-quel|Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
lol, did you read his biography for just the last two weeks?  Look back a little further, man. :P
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Angel-Fields's avatar
Angel-Fields|Hobbyist General Artist
Oh gosh.  *dies of laughter*  X3
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C-quel's avatar
C-quel|Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
haha, thank you!  :D
Well if you know about the Nokia debacle, it would be even funnier.  :)
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Angel-Fields|Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, yes it probably would be~ *Googles "Nokia"*
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C-quel|Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
hahahaha!  Enjoy!  :D
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GreenGunia's avatar
GreenGunia|Hobbyist Artist
Ahahahahaha.

I'm liking this.  X3
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C-quel's avatar
C-quel|Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Ah, thank you!  Ze comic is gaining Gunia's favour.  ^.^
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GreenGunia's avatar
GreenGunia|Hobbyist Artist
Yesh.  Yesh it is :3
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Shirei-Shou|Hobbyist General Artist
BWAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK 2 years? lol
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C-quel|Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
hahaha!!!  and the worst thing about it is... this actually happened in RL!  :D

[maybe not 2 years, but definitely a little over a year of waiting!]  XD
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khari646's avatar
khari646|Student Artist
I cant wait that long >3<
I want it now :3
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C-quel|Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Fine.... here's a Windows Mobile 6 handset to hold you over while that phone gets built.  ;P

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khari646|Student Artist
Yay :-) :meow:
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14-Spades|Hobbyist General Artist
I see Miss Churro is sporting the no tie, business casual look all the Microso... I mean, Nanohard Hipsters are all wearing. (My god, the Xbone reveal was full of those, ugh) This shows that CC has  finally committed something nothing short of pure evil. I am so proud.

On the other hand, I am not going to get that DD face out of my head. *Shutters 
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C-quel|Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Cool!  I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that loser-trend, they really do look impossibly-silly trying to be all cool and hipster.  Ballmer isn't exactly 'the guy next door', more like that which crawled out of the blue lagoon and throws chairs... >v>;

And maybe this IS the greatest evil she's done to date, but there will be more to come, no worries.  :P

Oh, and for your own personal enjoyment, DD's face is now on a real downloadable poster.  =D
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14-Spades|Hobbyist General Artist
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS, PHHEEEAAAWWW!!!!!!

The evil, she is beautiful :')
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C-quel|Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
HAHAHA!  Dat song!  XD
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GothGuru's avatar
I have one of those phones. I could never set up the voicemail.
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C-quel's avatar
C-quel|Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Awww :D
Well no worries, you're not alone... :)

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