Hi, I'm just some random guy off the street. Once you start reading this, you can stop whenever you want. But if you want to continue, keep reading.
One day, I was just sitting there, then a giant purple cat with thrusters and claws made out of tacos ate my family. I was thrown 999999999999999999999999999999 MPH at the moon, and I needed to get out. I took an 8-bit squid back to earth, and now I'm on the street. Post this onto 1.5 plz accounts in 1948209587092378509 millennia or I will sprout pretty fairy wings and fly to your house.
Case 1:
Joey just ignored this, then I ate his last slice of cake.
Case 2:
Sarah only sent this to 1.4834986734690873335 accounts, then I came and released her shiny pokemon.
Case 3:
You don't wanna know what happened to Alexia

Case 4:
Bob ignored this completely, but he smells bad so I ignored him.