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Warm Me Up (AO3 refurbish)
Summary: There's a blizzard outside, and Kankers have ran out of fuel for their furnace. What do they do? Convince Eds to bring them some, of course! But they aren't that eager to go out as well... (rated T, no shipping.) It’s kinda cool to watch , Eddy thought to himself, when you’re on the other side of a window. He and Ed were sitting in Edd’s kitchen, looking at the weather outside as the host was preparing them something to drink. The heavy blizzard was limiting the visibility to one's arm's reach. Blowing wind was giving the impression of snowflakes moving horizontally, and everything was covered with a thick layer of
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A/N: Special thanks to Dusk for helping me iron out the kinks of the last scene. Five. Four. Three. Two. O- The microwave turned off. And so did the TV in the living room. May pulled out the TV dinner and stirred it a bit, to spread the heat more evenly. "What's going on?" she asked loudly. "Heck if I know." Lee shouted from the living room couch. A few fruitless clicks of the light switch followed. "Did Ma mentioned something about power cuts?" "Nope!" Marie piped in, walking down from the first floor. "Maybe some dumbass with a backhoe has dug up the cables." "You think it's gonna be fixed anytime so-" She was interrupted by the doorbell. N
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Happy Birthday, Mrs Kanker (Redux)
Marie tossed a rag into the water bucket and inspected the room. All the furniture was dusted off, the books were arranged according to size, the table was covered with a clean cloth, a thick blanket was hiding the springs sticking out of the couch, and the floor was swept and washed. She smiled with pride. "This trailer wasn't so clean since the las-" "Coming through!" The middle Kanker was knocked aside (and into the used water) by her younger sister running past. She threw something out the front door, closed it, and leaned against it. A muffled explosion could be heard outside, and a car alarm activated. "What the heck are you doing, May?
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Ain't That A Kick In The Ed
Different districts of pre-War Vegas have developed in different directions. The Strip has been rebuilt by a mysterious entrepreneur, his army of robots, and a bunch of uplifted tribals. Some other places, lacking such support but consisting of people willing and able to carve out their future, grew in the vicinity - and some of those managed to thrive, or at least not die mutilated by mutated monstrosities. However, large chunks of the former city looked like you'd expect an atomic wasteland to look like. Two centuries after the war, no building - heck, no wall! - remained in one piece, and what was left standing was filed down by the condi
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Ding dong. Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong... Eddy glanced through the peephole. Noticing who's on the other side, he put a chain on the door and opened it. "Sup." Lee waved half-heartedly. "What do you want?" "Could you do me a favor, sweetie?" The only reason why he didn't close the door then and there is he wondered why she bothered to ask politely. "What favor?" "Tell your bastard of a brother to stop catcalling me." The boy raised an eyebrow. "Can't you tell him that yourself? Or punch him when he does that again?" "Yeah, I didn't want to do that, 'cause he's your brother and I thought you might have something against th
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Robota
ENGLISH VERSION: Drudgery    W Stefanie było coś odbiegającego od normy.    Dwudziestokilkuletni chłopak z sąsiedniej wioski. Znałam go od lat – w gminach jak nasza każdy zna każdego. Był w porządku: nieśmiały, szczery do bólu, i w większości sytuacji unikał kłopotów. Stracił robotę lata temu, jak magazyny się zamknęły i przeniosły bardziej na wschód. Parę miesięcy wcześniej zaczął wydawać więcej pieniędzy niż ludzie bez pracy w tej części kraju zazwyczaj
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Warm Me Up (AO3 refurbish)
Summary: There's a blizzard outside, and Kankers have ran out of fuel for their furnace. What do they do? Convince Eds to bring them some, of course! But they aren't that eager to go out as well... (rated T, no shipping.) It’s kinda cool to watch , Eddy thought to himself, when you’re on the other side of a window. He and Ed were sitting in Edd’s kitchen, looking at the weather outside as the host was preparing them something to drink. The heavy blizzard was limiting the visibility to one's arm's reach. Blowing wind was giving the impression of snowflakes moving horizontally, and everything was covered with a thick layer of
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A/N: Special thanks to Dusk for helping me iron out the kinks of the last scene. Five. Four. Three. Two. O- The microwave turned off. And so did the TV in the living room. May pulled out the TV dinner and stirred it a bit, to spread the heat more evenly. "What's going on?" she asked loudly. "Heck if I know." Lee shouted from the living room couch. A few fruitless clicks of the light switch followed. "Did Ma mentioned something about power cuts?" "Nope!" Marie piped in, walking down from the first floor. "Maybe some dumbass with a backhoe has dug up the cables." "You think it's gonna be fixed anytime so-" She was interrupted by the doorbell. N
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Happy Birthday, Mrs Kanker (Redux)
Marie tossed a rag into the water bucket and inspected the room. All the furniture was dusted off, the books were arranged according to size, the table was covered with a clean cloth, a thick blanket was hiding the springs sticking out of the couch, and the floor was swept and washed. She smiled with pride. "This trailer wasn't so clean since the las-" "Coming through!" The middle Kanker was knocked aside (and into the used water) by her younger sister running past. She threw something out the front door, closed it, and leaned against it. A muffled explosion could be heard outside, and a car alarm activated. "What the heck are you doing, May?
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Ain't That A Kick In The Ed
Different districts of pre-War Vegas have developed in different directions. The Strip has been rebuilt by a mysterious entrepreneur, his army of robots, and a bunch of uplifted tribals. Some other places, lacking such support but consisting of people willing and able to carve out their future, grew in the vicinity - and some of those managed to thrive, or at least not die mutilated by mutated monstrosities. However, large chunks of the former city looked like you'd expect an atomic wasteland to look like. Two centuries after the war, no building - heck, no wall! - remained in one piece, and what was left standing was filed down by the condi
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Letter to the Edd-itor
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Robota
ENGLISH VERSION: Drudgery    W Stefanie było coś odbiegającego od normy.    Dwudziestokilkuletni chłopak z sąsiedniej wioski. Znałam go od lat – w gminach jak nasza każdy zna każdego. Był w porządku: nieśmiały, szczery do bólu, i w większości sytuacji unikał kłopotów. Stracił robotę lata temu, jak magazyny się zamknęły i przeniosły bardziej na wschód. Parę miesięcy wcześniej zaczął wydawać więcej pieniędzy niż ludzie bez pracy w tej części kraju zazwyczaj
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WERSJA POLSKA: Robota There was something off about Stefan. He was a twenty-something guy from a nearby village. I knew him for years - in communes like ours everyone’s at least an acquaintance. He was decent: meek, honest to a fault and avoided trouble for the most part. He had lost his job years before, when the local warehouse shut down and moved further east. But a few months before that day, he had started spending more money than you would expect from someone unemployed in this part of the country. He wasn’t “one percent” rich - but he was able to get himself a car in a relatively good shape, and started wearing
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Deviant for 7 years
I miiiiiiight have paid money for a crossover between a series of fanarts and a YTPMV. This April was a weird month. Hopefully May will be calmer.
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Threw money at (https://www.deviantart.com/) again: ...this isn't NSFW, I dunno why she marked that as Mature.
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It's been a while since I've put up a story, hasn't it? (sketch by (https://www.deviantart.com/))
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mayr1994Hobbyist Traditional Artist
why hello thar,

I finished the rough draft, I ended up letting marie face double d because I liked the drawing that way better. I'm pretty sure I should change something about double d.

Just let me know what you think, and if I should go ahead and do this thang.
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bvader95Hobbyist Writer
Okay, here's the thing - I wanted the two of them to look solemn and serious. The original story had Edd and Marie being bitter and arguing with each other and being stuck in one room despite wanting the other one to bugger off. I assume I should've been more clear about the tone. Awesome as this is, it isn't exactly what I was hoping for.
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mayr1994Hobbyist Traditional Artist
damnit I fucked up... I could try making marie more solemn
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bvader95Hobbyist Writer
If I may ask: any updates? 
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funnypopgirlHobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for the watch man  Llama Emoji-16 (Nose Bleed) [V1] 
YOU REALLY FLATTER ME! Bunny Emoji-66 (Thank you arigatou) [V3]
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mayr1994Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey dude, I read your stories and I really like them and would like to draw certain scenes of them would you be interested in working together?
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bvader95Hobbyist Writer
Welp, I am flattered someone wants to bother. I have two requests though:

1) Credit me as the idea guy. Something like "based on a scene from this fic <link> by BarthVader <dA/fanfiction.net profile link>"
2) Don't draw anything based on Safe, Sane, Cons-ed-sual. It's garbage.

Though I must ask: what would "working together" be like? You know I can't draw to save my life and all the art here is either drawn by someone else or me messing with shapes and vector graphics?