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Much Ahoof About Nothing: The Finale
"Ditzy!" cried the purple-maned P as she drew alongside her. "The moon! There's something wrong. It's not slowing down!" Ditzy turned, and knew straightaway that the mare was right. The moon had grown huge, far bigger than usual, even during the spring moon festival, and instead of its stately ascent along the arch of the sky, it was headed on a near-horizontal path straight for the castle. With both forelegs Ditzy waved the fliers to a halt, and as a group they hung bobbing against the night sky. The pegasi looked across at the looming white orb and began to mutter. "Is it supposed to be moving so fast?" said one. "It's not slowing down,
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Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 8
"The sweetness! The sweetness!" groaned Pinkie Pie, rolling back and forth on the hospital bed. A handsome brunette-maned stallion dressed in a white coat was at her side in a heartbeat. As soon as he saw her queasy face and the listlessness of her usually poufy mane, he cried out, "I need 10 CCs of hotsauce, stat!" A nurse galloped into the room and poured a bottle of hotsauce into the drip beside Pinkie's bed, while the doctor slipped the end of the tube into the little pink pony's mouth. Almost immediately Pinkie stopped groaning and, sucking on the tube like a baby would a bottle, she quickly fell asleep. The doctor swept the sweat fro
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Fluttershy's Infernal Adventure
Fluttershy's Infernal Adventure "Please, Angel Bunny - just a teeny, tiny little sip?" Fluttershy brought the spoon closer to the little rabbit's mouth, but he pouted and kicked it away. The pegasus frowned. "You just have to take your medicine, or else that sniffle is going to get even worse!" She turned and quickly poured another spoonful, but when she looked back, Angel was gone. Fluttershy looked this way and that, but there was no sign of the little rabbit. "Oh Angel bunny, you're too sick to play hide-and-seek!" she scolded. She looked under the sofa, behind the little coffee table with its vase of moonflowers, but she couldn't
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Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 7
"Oh, do hurry up, Applejack," said Rarity, pulling the earth pony behind her. "We must find a discrete vantage point from which to observe the two lovers' meeting." "'Observe'?" repeated Applejack, her eyes narrowing. "Don'cha mean 'spy'?" "Please, Applejack," replied the exasperated unicorn. "We simply cannot miss seeing all our hard work come to fruition!" Applejack felt her heart sink at the words 'all our hard work'. Rarity had got so swept up in the whole Rainbow-Twilight thing, she wasn't making a lick o' sense anymore! "Over there!" said Rarity. She'd spotted some steps not far away that led up to a small garden around the base of
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Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 6
"Where are we going, Princess?" asked Twilight. They were trotting along a narrow alleyway in a part of Canterlot she'd never been before, and she had no idea what Celestia had planned. "Just a little out-of-the-way place I like to visit now and then, when the responsibilities of being Princess of Equestria get a bit too much," explained Celestia. "I think it should be especially quiet tonight with everypony out in the streets enjoying the festival. Oh, and here we are!" The alley opened out into a tiny square with a number of little shops opening off of it. There was a tack-repair shop, with newly-worked bridles hanging near the door to dr
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The MLP:FiM Drinking Game ver. 2.0
from the quill of Butterscotch Sundae Warning: Always drink in moderation, unless you too want to turn into a middle-aged writer of MLP fanfiction! I suggest medium strength beer for the rules as they stand, although hardcore drinkers may opt for shots. Drink = a sip, while Finish your drink means what it says! ***Global Rules*** Take a drink whenever: - the opening or closing sequence plays If you choose to skip either, you must finish your drink. Shame on you! - somepony refers to 'friendship' Additionally, you must say "Friendship is Magic!" or finish your drink - anypony drinks something, even if it's just hotsauce Additional
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Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 5
Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 5 starring Princess Celestia and her faithful student Twilight Sparkle Rarity grabbed Applejack and hustled her through the archway that led to the eastern battlements. "Hey, yer hurtin' me!" the earth pony yelped. "Oh, do come on, Applejack," said Rarity, pulling her along. "Our first foray has failed. We need to come up with another plan to get Twilight away from Princess Celestia so that she can spend some time with Rainbow. The battlements that Princess Luna mentioned are the perfect venue for some planning." "Do we really need ta get involved?" replied Applejack. "Can't we just relax an' let love find it
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Among the Moonflowers
Among the Moonsflowers starring Twilight and Princess Celestia "I'm afraid that this is a business call of sorts, Twilight darling," said Rarity, sitting down at Twilight's coffee table as the lavender-coated unicorn poured them both a cup of tea. "I've come to draw upon that limitless knowledge of yours in all things magical." Twilight blushed and her ears went back in embarrassment. "Oh, I wouldn't call it 'limitless' exactly," she said, letting the teapot float down onto the table-top. "But I hope I can help you." Rarity smiled back at her. "Oh, thank you darling. It's just a little question that's come up with a dress I've been asked t
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The Ballad of Big Mac
The Ballad of Big Mac Come hear the tale of Macintosh, Big Mac to all his friends, the love he won, but almost lost, of fame that never ends. He spent his days out in a field not far from Ponyville, gath'ring his orchard's fruitful yield with all his bucking skill. "Big Mac, you take care now y'hear!" said A. J. in alarm, "Keep buckin' like that an' Ah've a fear You'll do yerself some harm!" Big Mac replied, "Don' worry none," as apples fell like rain, "Jus' mah way of 'gettin' 'er done'!" and went to buck again. He bucked the tree, and with a crash the center of it split. The falling trunk, quick as a flash, the stallion'
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Much Ahoof About Nothing: The Finale
"Ditzy!" cried the purple-maned P as she drew alongside her. "The moon! There's something wrong. It's not slowing down!" Ditzy turned, and knew straightaway that the mare was right. The moon had grown huge, far bigger than usual, even during the spring moon festival, and instead of its stately ascent along the arch of the sky, it was headed on a near-horizontal path straight for the castle. With both forelegs Ditzy waved the fliers to a halt, and as a group they hung bobbing against the night sky. The pegasi looked across at the looming white orb and began to mutter. "Is it supposed to be moving so fast?" said one. "It's not slowing down,
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Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 8
"The sweetness! The sweetness!" groaned Pinkie Pie, rolling back and forth on the hospital bed. A handsome brunette-maned stallion dressed in a white coat was at her side in a heartbeat. As soon as he saw her queasy face and the listlessness of her usually poufy mane, he cried out, "I need 10 CCs of hotsauce, stat!" A nurse galloped into the room and poured a bottle of hotsauce into the drip beside Pinkie's bed, while the doctor slipped the end of the tube into the little pink pony's mouth. Almost immediately Pinkie stopped groaning and, sucking on the tube like a baby would a bottle, she quickly fell asleep. The doctor swept the sweat fro
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Fluttershy's Infernal Adventure
Fluttershy's Infernal Adventure "Please, Angel Bunny - just a teeny, tiny little sip?" Fluttershy brought the spoon closer to the little rabbit's mouth, but he pouted and kicked it away. The pegasus frowned. "You just have to take your medicine, or else that sniffle is going to get even worse!" She turned and quickly poured another spoonful, but when she looked back, Angel was gone. Fluttershy looked this way and that, but there was no sign of the little rabbit. "Oh Angel bunny, you're too sick to play hide-and-seek!" she scolded. She looked under the sofa, behind the little coffee table with its vase of moonflowers, but she couldn't
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Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 7
"Oh, do hurry up, Applejack," said Rarity, pulling the earth pony behind her. "We must find a discrete vantage point from which to observe the two lovers' meeting." "'Observe'?" repeated Applejack, her eyes narrowing. "Don'cha mean 'spy'?" "Please, Applejack," replied the exasperated unicorn. "We simply cannot miss seeing all our hard work come to fruition!" Applejack felt her heart sink at the words 'all our hard work'. Rarity had got so swept up in the whole Rainbow-Twilight thing, she wasn't making a lick o' sense anymore! "Over there!" said Rarity. She'd spotted some steps not far away that led up to a small garden around the base of
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Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 6
"Where are we going, Princess?" asked Twilight. They were trotting along a narrow alleyway in a part of Canterlot she'd never been before, and she had no idea what Celestia had planned. "Just a little out-of-the-way place I like to visit now and then, when the responsibilities of being Princess of Equestria get a bit too much," explained Celestia. "I think it should be especially quiet tonight with everypony out in the streets enjoying the festival. Oh, and here we are!" The alley opened out into a tiny square with a number of little shops opening off of it. There was a tack-repair shop, with newly-worked bridles hanging near the door to dr
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The MLP:FiM Drinking Game ver. 2.0
from the quill of Butterscotch Sundae Warning: Always drink in moderation, unless you too want to turn into a middle-aged writer of MLP fanfiction! I suggest medium strength beer for the rules as they stand, although hardcore drinkers may opt for shots. Drink = a sip, while Finish your drink means what it says! ***Global Rules*** Take a drink whenever: - the opening or closing sequence plays If you choose to skip either, you must finish your drink. Shame on you! - somepony refers to 'friendship' Additionally, you must say "Friendship is Magic!" or finish your drink - anypony drinks something, even if it's just hotsauce Additional
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Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 5
Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 5 starring Princess Celestia and her faithful student Twilight Sparkle Rarity grabbed Applejack and hustled her through the archway that led to the eastern battlements. "Hey, yer hurtin' me!" the earth pony yelped. "Oh, do come on, Applejack," said Rarity, pulling her along. "Our first foray has failed. We need to come up with another plan to get Twilight away from Princess Celestia so that she can spend some time with Rainbow. The battlements that Princess Luna mentioned are the perfect venue for some planning." "Do we really need ta get involved?" replied Applejack. "Can't we just relax an' let love find it
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Among the Moonflowers
Among the Moonsflowers starring Twilight and Princess Celestia "I'm afraid that this is a business call of sorts, Twilight darling," said Rarity, sitting down at Twilight's coffee table as the lavender-coated unicorn poured them both a cup of tea. "I've come to draw upon that limitless knowledge of yours in all things magical." Twilight blushed and her ears went back in embarrassment. "Oh, I wouldn't call it 'limitless' exactly," she said, letting the teapot float down onto the table-top. "But I hope I can help you." Rarity smiled back at her. "Oh, thank you darling. It's just a little question that's come up with a dress I've been asked t
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The Ballad of Big Mac
The Ballad of Big Mac Come hear the tale of Macintosh, Big Mac to all his friends, the love he won, but almost lost, of fame that never ends. He spent his days out in a field not far from Ponyville, gath'ring his orchard's fruitful yield with all his bucking skill. "Big Mac, you take care now y'hear!" said A. J. in alarm, "Keep buckin' like that an' Ah've a fear You'll do yerself some harm!" Big Mac replied, "Don' worry none," as apples fell like rain, "Jus' mah way of 'gettin' 'er done'!" and went to buck again. He bucked the tree, and with a crash the center of it split. The falling trunk, quick as a flash, the stallion'
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STORY: The Celestial Mechanics in Midsummer
The Celestial Mechanics in Midsummer By Foxxy Hooves --    I rise early, and my sister sleeps late, but still we get along just fine.    As the day carries on and the sun drags down behind the westward trees around two or three in the afternoon, just then I'll often be seated in my quiet study with my work, my scrolls, and a bit of tea in my favorite fire-red kettle - the one with the little suns dancing around the perimeter. And after a bit I'll start hearing her scurrying around upstairs, the soft dabbling of delicate hooffalls in the rooms above. Then, after some delay, here she'll come downstairs, stepping heavily with purpose, her
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Cake with Ice Cream
One day at sugarcube corner. Mrs. Cake: Oh a costumer, How my I help you? Butterscotch Sundae: Hi Mrs. Cake, Is Pinkie Here? Mrs. Cake: Oh you are here for Pinkie Private Lectures. Butterscotch Sundae: Yaaay, Lets go with that. Mrs. Cake: Pinkie Pie, You have a pony looking for you- Your mane? Butterscotch Sundae: Wow, You look so lovely Pinkie. Pinkamena Diane Pie: Hello Butters, Hello Mrs. Cake. Mrs. Cake: Are you okay? When you have your mane like that is because you are sad. Pinkamena Diane Pie: I'm okay Mrs. Cake. Butterscotch Sundae: That's Good Because I love her mane like that. Pinkamena Diane Pie: I made you both a Cupcake
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Merry Christmas Everyone!
A big, belated hello from Butterscotch! I can't believe it's been over two years since I last uploaded a story to DA. Has it really been that long since the final chapter of Much Ahoof About Nothing? It feels like all that happened just yesterday... What have I been up to since then? Well, it's  a bit embarrassing, actually... but I got married and had a kid. She's two years old  as of a couple of months ago. How did this all happen? well, I was impregnated and nature took its course, I guess you could say.  Since then, my life has been all about nappies and applying for government rebates, with very little time indeed for pon
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As you may have noticed...
...I've not been on DA for a few months. Actually, I've not been online at all. I've been taking a break from my internet existence, although I didn't really make a conscious decision to do so. Things just seemed to work out that way. Maybe finishing Much Ahoof took it out of me? :shrug: All I can do is beg your patience as I work out what I want to do. I think I need to work on my own projects for a while. The ponies are still dear to my heart - of course! - and I think that when Season 3 comes along I'll be gripped by new inspiration, but please don't be surprised if I suddenly start churning out stories again next week. Inspiration is a b
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I bought a smart phone...
... no, not one from those evil guys. The other evil guys. It keeps beeping to me - I think it wants me to recharge it. I think that a phone should rather beep you when it's happy: "Thanks for keeping me charged, Butterscotch! You're doing an awesome job! XD XD" - rather like one of those living phones from eXistenZ that need to be stroked and flicked before they'll work for you. Wait, no - that's the game console. But my analogy stands. Also, eXistenZ. Great movie. You have to see it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt5LAZa7LAU Warning: horribly gory and disturbing, but not violent.
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Mkananoja|Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAppy birthday you lovely and weird creature! :icondragonhug:
May you drown under the tidal wave of presents and happiness for the whole YEAR! :icondragoninsane:
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Happy birthday!
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BionicBrony|Hobbyist Writer
I hope you're doing okay, BSc0tch! You're an amazing writer and, I really hope I get to tell you one day!
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I seen your OC on rayodragon the artist but idk you know but he gone like dead and I’m sorry if that offend you or anything didn’t mean to cause harm I swear
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happy birthday to us and a new year to all.
don't be a stranger.
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Happy Birthday and Happy New Year Butters! 
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Happy Birthday :meow: :iconcakeplz:
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