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Level 1
( ) Smoked a cigarette.
( ) Smoked a cigar.
(X) Kissed a member of the same sex. (my mom on the cheek, duh)

Level 2
(X) Are/been in love. 
(X) Dumped someone.
( ) Been fired.
(/) Been in a fist fight.
SO FAR: 1.5

Level 3
(X) Had a crush on an older person.
(X) Skipped class.
( ) Slept with a co-worker.
(X) Seen someone/something die. (fish)
SO FAR: 5.5

Level 4
(X) Had/have a crush on one of your DA friends.
( ) Been to Paris. 
( ) Been to Spain.
( ) Been on a plane. 
( ) Thrown up from drinking. 
SO FAR: 6.5

Level 5
( ) Eaten sushi.
( ) Been snowboarding.
(X) Met someone in person through the internet. (irl friend's cousins who are also my friends)
( ) Been in a mosh pit.
SO FAR: 7.5

Level 6
( ) Been in an abusive relationship. 
(X) Taken painkillers.
(X) Liked/loved someone who you shouldn't have.
(X) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
(X) Made a snow angel.
SO FAR: 11.5

Level 7
(X) Had a tea party.
(X) Flown a kite. 
() Built a sand castle.
( ) Gone mudding.
(X) Played dress-up.
SO FAR: 14.5

Level 8
(X) Jumped into a pile of leaves.
(X) Gone sledging. 
(X) Cheated while playing a game.
(X) Been Lonely.
(X) Fallen asleep at work/school. 
SO FAR: 19.5

Level 10
(X) Watched the sunset or rise.
( ) Felt an earthquake.
( ) Killed a snake. 
SO FAR: 20.5

Level 11
(X) Been tickled.
( ) Been robbed/vandalized.
(X) Been cheated on.
(X) Been misunderstood. 
SO FAR: 23.5

Level 12
(/) Won a contest.
( ) Been suspended from school.
( ) Had detention.
( ) Been in a car/motorcycle accident. 
SO FAR: 24

Level 13
( ) Had/have braces. 
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night. 
( ) Danced in the moonlight. 
SO FAR: 24

Level 14
(X) Hated the way you look. 
(X) Witnessed a crime.
( ) Pole danced.
(X) Questioned your heart. 
(X) Been obsessed with post-it notes. 
SO FAR: 28

Level 15
( ) Squished barefoot through the mud. 
( ) Been to the opposite side of the world.
( ) Swam in the ocean.
( ) Felt like you were dying. 
SO FAR: 28

Level 16
(X) Cried yourself to sleep. 
( ) Played cops and robbers.
( ) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers. 
(X) Sang karaoke. 
( ) Paid for a meal with only coins.
SO FAR: 30

Level 17
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
(X) Made prank phone calls. 
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
( ) Kissed in the rain.
SO FAR: 32

Level 18 
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus. 
(X) Watched the sunset/sunrise with someone you care/cared about. 
(X) Blown bubbles.
(X) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere. 
SO FAR: 36

Level 19
( ) Crashed a party. 
( ) Have travelled more than 5 days with a car full of people. 
( ) Gone rollerskating/blading. 
(X) Had a wish come true.
( ) Been humped by a monkey. (what the fuck)
SO FAR: 37

Level 20
( ) Worn pearls.
( ) Jumped off a bridge. 
(X) Screamed "PENIS" or "VAGINA".
( ) Swam with dolphins
SO FAR: 38

Level 21
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cubes.
( ) Kicked a fish. 
(X) Worn the opposite sex's clothes. 
( ) Sat on a rooftop and watched the stars. 
SO FAR: 39

Level 22
(X) Screamed at the top of your lungs.
( ) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel. 
(X) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours. (longest is 14 hours)
(X) Recently stayed up really late talking to someone you care about. (friendos)
SO FAR: 42

Level 23
(X) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
( ) Climbed a tree. 
( ) Had/been in a tree house. 
(X) Been scared to watch scary movies alone.
SO FAR: 44

Level 24
(X) Believe in ghosts.
( ) Have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes.
( ) Gone streaking.
( ) Visited a jail. 
SO FAR: 45

Level 25
( ) Played chicken.
( ) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
(X) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger. 
( ) Broken a bone.
(X) Been easily amused. 
SO FAR: 47

Level 26
(X) Caught a fish then ate it later. 
( ) Made a p*rn video/got asked to make one. 
(X) Caught a butterfly. 
(X) Laughed so hard you cried.
(X) Cried so hard you laughed.
SO FAR: 51

Level 27
(X) Mooned/flashed someone. 
(X) Had someone moon/flash you.
(/) Cheated on a test.
(X) Forgotten someone's name.
( ) French braided someone's hair.
( ) Gone skinny dipping.
( ) Been kicked out of your house.
SO FAR: 53.5

Level 28
(X) Rode a roller coaster. 
( ) Went scuba-diving/snorkeling. 
(X) Had a cavity. 
( ) Blackmailed someone. 
(X) Been blackmailed.
SO FAR: 56.5

Level 29
(X) Been used.
(X) Fell going up the stairs. 
(X) Licked by a cat. 
(X) Bitten by a cat.
( ) Gone to a rave party.
SO FAR: 60.5

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint.
( ) Had sex in the rain.
( ) Flattened someone's tires. 
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on.
( ) Got five pounds or less worth of gas.
TOTAL: 61.5

0-10: Go outside.
11-20: Get a life.
21-30: Loser.
31-40: Loner. 
41-50: You have friends? (I genuinely wonder this too)
51-60: You're kinda-sorta cool.
61-70: I'll hang with you.
71-80: Mr. Cool.
81-90: Dude, you're sweet!
91-100: Fuckin' awesome!
111-119: Holy shit, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse...
who would want to call or something tonight? i'm bored man lmao
comment below and i'll note you a song that makes me think of you!


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alexolfis Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student Artist
I hope I PearIsh 
burningbiscuits Featured By Owner 2 days ago
n o 
please don't Pearish 
alexolfis Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Artist
Ah I see
figgoprince Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
burningbiscuits Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
how are you?
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