1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"3. I figured that if everyone else could smoke a cigarette without coughing, I could damn well, too."- LOOKING FOR ALASKA by John Green
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
A dog, blanket, and a remote controle.
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Wild Russa on NatGeo. I love watching russian fresh water seals.
4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:20AM ... Fuck
6.) Except for the hum of the computer, what can you hear?
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Sitting in my back yard having a picknick, this afternoon.
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
's version of this survey.
9.) What are you wearing?
A tee shirt that has a black and white print of Joseph Ducreaux saying, "Disregard women, acquire currency" and panties.
10.) Did you dream last night?
11.) When did you last laugh?
At the tv show House an hour ago.
13.) Seen anything weird lately?
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
Meh- better tan the last one i took on facebook. *shivers
15.) What was the last film you saw?
The Shawshank Redemption, Tv special
16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A cure for cancer. Then a nice house for my parents where they can all have as many dogs as they want. Adopt a Greyhound and an Irish wolf hound. Then buy over the Republicans and fill it up with multicultural people that actually know what they are doing that make sense.
17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
You don't know any thing about me! This is all new to you.
18.) If you could change one thing about the world.
19). What do you want to learn in the future?
Who let the dogs out, goddamnit!
20.) George Bush:
Is a hairy cnut.
21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
"UUUURRRRRGGGGG! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! IS IT OUT YET?
22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
GET THIS THinG OUT OF ME!
23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. Sweden, or Denmark.
24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
I won't be at the pearly gates, or the firey gates.
I take confort in the fact that the world has existed, is existing, and will always exist. It existed before humans live on it, it will still exist after humans go extinct. When the big bang happend it gave us oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, ALL the elements lifeforms like us need to survive, and when the earth is devoured by the sun, every thing that gave us life will then be given back to the universe to make more stars, nebulas, and planets, or perhaps, if we are lucky, life.
I take confort in the fact that our personalities, important ideas, achievements, will live on in the memories of our loved ones. We will give back to the earth what it has given us. Our bodies nutrients will flow back in the earth and give life to plants, which will give life to animals that eat plants, wich will give life to animals that eat animals. I love the conservation of matter.
One more thing before I step down from my soap box. If I was watched by a thing that judges my every move. Judges how my body reacts to stimuli. Judges my sex(at this point masturbation) life. Judges my thoughts, including my dreams that I have no control over. A thing that claims that it made everything on my body and it made my body perfect, but turns around and says part of my anatomy needed to be cut off, THEN says I should cover it all up and not even show my outline of my beautiful body. A thing that says it made the choice of wether or not I will go to the firey or pearly gates before I was born, gives me a "path" that I have to stay on and do every thing the thing said, and still be judged through out my life, even though no matter what I do I will still end up where it chose for me in the beginning, yet still threatens me with the firey gates if I fail. A thing that guilts me about past mistakes every waking moment of your life. A thing that you cant feel touch or talk to personally, can't explain anything to, or ask questions. If I believed in that thing, I would have committed suicide by now.
25.) Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal: