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Welcome To The Machine

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Welcome To The Machine

The room is warm - it's hard not to be with this many people in a crowded auditorium - but it's well lit, and decently ventilated.  That couldn't have been easy to do, this far underground. Looking around, you can't help but notice that there seems to be no real rhyme or reason to the people assembled here.  Men and women, young and old, all body types... you wonder if they were all approached as you were. It's likely; if they had been brought against their will, they would probably be more upset. It was still unnerving, though, getting the visit from the NSA and Homeland Security agents at your work that day. You haven't been back since.

The Lost Kingdom of Zarinthia

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The Lost Kingdom of Zarinthia

 Many praise their gods for their creation. The Zarinthians, on the other hand, honored their goddess for her gifts.  It is a shame that those gifts proved to be their downfall. In an ancient age of the world, a being known only as Watcher paused in her endless travels on a quiet plain. Though she thought herself alone with the deer, Watcher learned otherwise when she was quickly surrounded by a pack of spear-wielding humans. Interested in the stealthy, strange people, Watcher decided to stay with them. She had trouble at first, for their society was very primitive, and barely even had the beginnings of a language. Watcher decided to reme

More Little Tips For Banking

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More Little Tips For Banking

More Little Tips For Banking A Little Tip For Banking: The only difference between a normal check and a payroll check are a few easily forged words printed on it.  If you believe we can or will magically cause payroll checks to be cashable or get deposited faster... then we will be happy to CRUSH that mistaken belief for you. A Little Tip For Banking: When the teller's desk door is closed and they say "Thank you for your patience, I'll be with you in a moment", the proper response is not to walk up to our station and start reaching over the door.  Well, unless you particularly enjoy police attention. A Little Tip For Banking: When you come

Little Tips For Banking

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Little Tips For Banking

Little Tips For Banking - by "Bunneh Wyld" A Little Tip For Banking:  See the big sign out front?  It says "Capital One".  This means that we are not Wells Fargo, Bank One, Bank of America, Chase, or Compass Bank.  Yes, we ARE Hibernia Bank and Coastal Bank, but that's just because we bought those two.  We haven't bought any of the others.  (Yet.  We're probably working on it.) A Little Tip For Banking:  Honking your horn is not an acceptable way of notifying tellers that you are in the drivethru. A Little Tip For Banking:  Neither is banging on the vacuum tubes.  The "call" button is there for a REASON. A Little Tip For Banking:  Backing

Bank Teller Woes

A Redeeming Dream

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A Redeeming Dream

The following is probably not going to be the greatest quality writing.  I had a rather unusual dream of sorts, and felt like writing it down, only to find it was being written in a narrative format.  Oh well.  Hope you enjoy or find it interesting! --- I'd mainly been watching IRC scroll by and browsing flash videos (mainly for the music) when I blanked out.  While I did, I found myself in a dark hall of stone, on a red carpet lined to each side by stone pillars.  I knew it.  I had to; I'd written enough stories about it in my head, and even put a few lucky ones on paper or computer.  The entry to Farlight hall was almost a standard backdr

Welcome To The Machine

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Welcome To The Machine

The room is warm - it's hard not to be with this many people in a crowded auditorium - but it's well lit, and decently ventilated.  That couldn't have been easy to do, this far underground. Looking around, you can't help but notice that there seems to be no real rhyme or reason to the people assembled here.  Men and women, young and old, all body types... you wonder if they were all approached as you were. It's likely; if they had been brought against their will, they would probably be more upset. It was still unnerving, though, getting the visit from the NSA and Homeland Security agents at your work that day. You haven't been back since.

A Redeeming Dream

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A Redeeming Dream

The following is probably not going to be the greatest quality writing.  I had a rather unusual dream of sorts, and felt like writing it down, only to find it was being written in a narrative format.  Oh well.  Hope you enjoy or find it interesting! --- I'd mainly been watching IRC scroll by and browsing flash videos (mainly for the music) when I blanked out.  While I did, I found myself in a dark hall of stone, on a red carpet lined to each side by stone pillars.  I knew it.  I had to; I'd written enough stories about it in my head, and even put a few lucky ones on paper or computer.  The entry to Farlight hall was almost a standard backdr

Bank Teller Woes

Little Tips For Banking

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Little Tips For Banking

Little Tips For Banking - by "Bunneh Wyld" A Little Tip For Banking:  See the big sign out front?  It says "Capital One".  This means that we are not Wells Fargo, Bank One, Bank of America, Chase, or Compass Bank.  Yes, we ARE Hibernia Bank and Coastal Bank, but that's just because we bought those two.  We haven't bought any of the others.  (Yet.  We're probably working on it.) A Little Tip For Banking:  Honking your horn is not an acceptable way of notifying tellers that you are in the drivethru. A Little Tip For Banking:  Neither is banging on the vacuum tubes.  The "call" button is there for a REASON. A Little Tip For Banking:  Backing

More Little Tips For Banking

M

More Little Tips For Banking

More Little Tips For Banking A Little Tip For Banking: The only difference between a normal check and a payroll check are a few easily forged words printed on it.  If you believe we can or will magically cause payroll checks to be cashable or get deposited faster... then we will be happy to CRUSH that mistaken belief for you. A Little Tip For Banking: When the teller's desk door is closed and they say "Thank you for your patience, I'll be with you in a moment", the proper response is not to walk up to our station and start reaching over the door.  Well, unless you particularly enjoy police attention. A Little Tip For Banking: When you come

The Lost Kingdom of Zarinthia

T

The Lost Kingdom of Zarinthia

 Many praise their gods for their creation. The Zarinthians, on the other hand, honored their goddess for her gifts.  It is a shame that those gifts proved to be their downfall. In an ancient age of the world, a being known only as Watcher paused in her endless travels on a quiet plain. Though she thought herself alone with the deer, Watcher learned otherwise when she was quickly surrounded by a pack of spear-wielding humans. Interested in the stealthy, strange people, Watcher decided to stay with them. She had trouble at first, for their society was very primitive, and barely even had the beginnings of a language. Watcher decided to reme
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MentalCrashProfessional Digital Artist
Thank you super much, sorry I didn't get to thank you earlier >3<
It's all good! <3
Mousefur39Hobbyist Artist
You are a really good writer! Keep it up!
RAN RAN RUU
OH GOD NO! *hides*

The Final McDonald... He's here... *shiver*
Thanks much for the visit! =3