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Telephone

Hello? Who is this?
You want to order pizza??
I'm calling the cops.


Batman
Dark Knight of the skis
Has decided not to kill
But will never laugh.



Golf

Little, white round ball
Someone yells, "FORE" and you duck
To no avail -- THWACK!!!



Wonder Woman

Bracelets from the gods
Deflect bullets - super speed!
Adam Hughes draws best.



Popples

Round and fun to hug
Roll into a ball to squeeze
Either way, happy.



Watch

Plastic or metal
Upside down makes for crazy
Don't put in water!



AOL

It's called Ay Oh Hell
When you can't even sign on
But it made us love!!



Douglas Adams

Now at the Restaurant
So long and thanks for the book
Signed, Wonko The Sane



Professor Hazard

Stripes of black and gold
Carbunkle the Pokemon
Sits on his black coat



Chips

Whoops, bag is empty
To eat the crumbs or not to?
Fat is the question.



Green Lantern

Crab-mask on his face
Some like Hal better, although
Kyle is creative



Superman

Red cape is flowing
Black hair curls like the gold S
Fist in the air flying



Chicken

Buk buk buk buk buk
Buk buk buk buk buk buk buk
Buk buk buk buk buk
these are short little haikus i composed for my husband while visiting my family in california. they're kinda silly. :p
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