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A Hefty Graddok Pines For Your Half of the Rent. by Bullet-Magnet, literature

The Bride, the Groom, and the CHAPEL OF DOOM! by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Symbiotic Psychosis by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Yet another unnecessary butchering of a classic. by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Dragonslayer by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Tweedling by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Jug o'rum by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Tears of an Unfinished Recital by Bullet-Magnet, literature

My Heart: a tribute by Bullet-Magnet, literature

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A Hefty Graddok Pines For Your Half of the Rent. by Bullet-Magnet, literature

The Bride, the Groom, and the CHAPEL OF DOOM! by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Symbiotic Psychosis by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Yet another unnecessary butchering of a classic. by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Dragonslayer by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Tweedling by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Jug o'rum by Bullet-Magnet, literature

Tears of an Unfinished Recital by Bullet-Magnet, literature

My Heart: a tribute by Bullet-Magnet, literature

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Deviation Spotlight

  • June 26, 1988
  • United Kingdom
  • Deviant for 17 years
  • He / Him
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My Bio
Guild of Calamitous Intent: Junior Member
Masters of Evil: Auxiliary Member
Legion of Doom: Affiliate, July '10 Villain of the Month
Evil League of Evil: Applicant
Republican Party: Council of Elders

Favourite Visual Artist
Daniel Luvisi
Favourite Movies
Serenity, Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, Iron Man
Favourite TV Shows
Firefly, Doctor Who
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Queen, Elbow
Favourite Books
The Last Hero
Favourite Writers
Terry Pratchett
Favourite Games
Oddworld, Mass Effect, Fable, Halo
Favourite Gaming Platform
Super Gamestation-Boxcube Thingie
Tools of the Trade
Omni-Tool
Other Interests
Wolrd Domination
"Turn to page 35 of the nearest book to you," commanded the Internet meme. I cast around the room and laid my eyes upon Robert Rankin's The Educated Ape and other Wonders of the Worlds, a book I have not yet read but certainly plan to in the next few days. The meme continued: "The third sentence determines your sex life in 2013." Such fun. Okay, page thirty-five... here we are. Third sentence... okay. "It is all about theory and putting it into practice." JOLLY GOOD VERY HELPFUL
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It's 3:48 am. I'm in bed, in my jammies, blogging because it's all I can think to do. My bed is covered in shit. My room is covered in shit. There's a wild pigeon in here looking at me. I only just noticed this. I am too tired to chase it around right now, and I know that if I try it's just going to shit all over everything even more. The way the windows work it won't get out by itself. I just want to go back to sleep and deal with this in the morning, except that it is in my bedroom with me RIGHT NOW and oh hey it just did another shit. What do?
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There's this one restaurant that's become something of a regular place for my family for special occasions. It used to have a Belgian theme, and though that has since changed to a more personal theme, the menu changed very little. For example, there are still a lot of Belgian beers and wine (understandable, I think most of their clientèle came for that). I, on the other hand, come for the mussels. They do them in many sauces, but always cooked up in a black pot that they are served in. We first went there for one of my birthdays, chosen as a surprise location for my love of mussels, though the rest of the generation on this side of the
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Are you still in contact with Irinya?

No, it's been more than a decade.

Amazingly, I actually ended up finding Irinya on my own regardless.


...would you like to be in contact with Irinya for the first time in more than a decade?

We moved. Come find us.
As it would appear, the last comment is me wishing you happy birthday two years ago...
If you ever return to your account, Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! :cake:

Edit: I realize I already wished you happy birthday earlier in the week, but eh, why not? XD
You are still the funniest man on the planet. 
The Daily Show needs someone to take over. I was sitting here looking through old stuff and trying to remember...

What I remember, on nearly every post, is how incredibly BRIGHT and WITTY you are, and combine that with a keen bit of wordsmithing and Damn. 

It's an honor.