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UK children TV character's sing Bohemian Rhapsody,___________________________________________________________________________________Bob the Builder, FireMan Sam, Thomas the Tank Engine, and Postman Pat in opening shot positionIs this the real life? Is this just fantasy?Caught in a landslide, no escape from realityOpen your eyes, look up to the skies and seeBob the Builder:I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathyBecause I'mBob the Builder, FireMan Sam, Big Chris, and Postman Pat: easy come, easy go, little high, little lowBob the Builder:Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me<Tiny Clanger and music tree instrumental>Fireman Elvis Mama, just killed a manPut a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's deadMama, life had just begunBut now I've gone and thrown it all awayBagpussMama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cryIf I'm not back again this time tomorrowCarry on, carry on as if nothing really matters<Tiny Clanger and music tree instrumental> Frank the KoloaToo late, my time has comeBuster the Koloa Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the timePostman PatGoodbye, everybody, I've got to goGotta leave you all behind and face the truthFireman SamMama, ooh (Any way the wind blows)I don't wanna dieI sometimes wish I'd never been born at all<Pudsey Bear guitar solo><Paddington piano>Muck:I see a little silhouetto of a manFifi Forget-me-not:Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?Wombles:Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening meRoary the racing carGalileoRoleyGalileoRoary the racing carGalileoRoleyGalileoboth Roary the racing car and RoleyGalileo Figaro Small Clanger: (in whistlied Clanger language) magnif-Tiny Winky:Eh-ohDipsy:ohLaa-laa:ohPo:ohLofty:I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves meSpud:He's just a poor boy from a poor familySpare him his life from this monstrosity(laughs)<Tiny Clanger and music tree instrumental>Thomas the tank engine:Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?Pingu:Noot Noot Noot NOOOTGordon: I Will not let you goWendy and Firefighter Penny Morris:Let him go Pingu:Noot Noot Noot NOOOTGordon: I Will not let you goWendy and Firefighter Penny Morris:Let him go Pingu:Noot Noot Noot NOOOTGordon: I Will not let you goWendy and Firefighter Penny Morris:Let him go Thomas:Let me goGordon: I Will not let you goThomas:Let me goGordon: I Will not let you goThomas the tank engine:oh let me go ahhhPingu's dad:no (7x) (in Penginese)Makka Pakka:Makka PakkaMakka PakkaBella Lasagna:Mama Mia Let Me GoRubbadubs cast:Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for meeveryone:FOR ME!!!<everyone breaks into dancing for playing an instrument>Fireman Sam:So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?So you think you can love me and leave me to die?Bob the Builder:Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!Big Chris:Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here<everyone breaks into dancing for playing an instrument till it builds up><music slows down as Pudsey Bear plays guitar again and Tiny Clanger conducts the music tree and the flower>Paddington:Nothing really matters, anyone can seeNothing really mattersNothing really matters to meeveryone:Any way the wind blows
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Yellow Diamond 18th Century King by wildguardianangel31
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Lapis Lazuli 18th Century Princess by wildguardianangel31
Holmes and Watson by CristianGarro
Doctor Who and the Poisoned Pop TartsSomehow, the Doctor had lost the dining room. Victoria wasn’t quite sure how you could do that but you could bet that if anyone could, the Doctor would manage to lose an entire room in his ‘house’. Granted, it was a vast house. A vast, time-travelling house. After expressing her feelings of missing her old life, the Doctor had tried small little ways to make her feel more at home, and this dinner was supposed to be one of them. It was a sweet gesture, but this was the fifth time of being promised a ‘family dinner’; just like she used to remember, with silver cutlery and napkins, side plates and sturdy oak chairs that forced you into an attentive posture.And small talk. Glorious, British small talk. Instead to reminiscing over aliens and creatures they had battled and befriended, they might even talk about the weather.Not to mention, wonderful food with wafting aromas escaping to announce their arrival, offering teasing hints to what was to come. But after the fifth time, Victoria was even beginning to doubt the existence of this fabled dining room and the Plutonian candelabra that allegedly centred it. It wasn’t that she believed the Doctor to be lying exactly. More like, wanted to keep her hopes up and give her something to look forward to in his good-intentioned sort of way. When Victoria arrived in the make-shift dining room on the TARDIS (aka the console room) she was greeted by a peculiar smell and even more peculiar sight. The smell that hung thick like a fog in the air was definitely artificial - sweet and sickly - but with a vague resemblance to strawberries. That, and the smell of general burning. The sight, however, put the strange essence straight to the back of her mind as she stared in bewilderment.The bizarre image that unfolded before her was Jamie - dirk drawn and crouched ready to strike - snarling at what appeared, to Victoria’s understanding of the modern world, to be a rather simplistic, white plastic toaster. The Doctor, arms outstretched, was standing defensively in front of it in order to prevent Jamie from launching his attack.“Jamie, really...” the Doctor began disapprovingly.“Wasnea my fault! Yon beastie pounced!” Jamie protested, withdrawing his attention, only slightly, from his foe. Whatever, attack this creature was about unleash, Jamie would be ready.Victoria broke away from her astonishment to give an amused smile, Jamie reminded her so of one of the Royal Guards back home, always alert and ready to put himself in danger for his companions. Even if the danger was a kitchen appliance.“Jamie,” the Doctor spoke firmly yet softly, your “beastie”, as you call it, is a toaster.”“Eh?”“A device for cooking bread.”“Are ye sure yer understand how dangerous this “toaster” is, Doctor? It did attack me!” Still not convinced by the ‘beasties’ benign intentions, Jamie watch closely for any sudden movements but gradually began to drop his guard. “Well...” the Doctor’s voice trailed off as he remembered a few occasions with burnt fingers and something he’d heard about not inserting cutlery inside but decided not to inform Jamie of these as they would only confuse the bizarre situation further. “Completely harmless.” He smiled his most reassuring trust me face and Jamie was warily convinced. Replacing his dirk, he eyed the toaster a careful warning not to try anything.Victoria shouldn’t have been so surprised; almost every mealtime involved something odd or unusual happening (if you could call life with the Doctor ever usual). Frankly, she was surprised they ever actually got an opportunity to eat at all. Feeling like she’d been ignored for long enough, she announced her presence with a subtle, lady-like “ah-hem”. Both jumped a mile at the unnoticed third party and pretended in vain to ignore the events of the last 10 minutes. Jamie, in particular, looked embarrassed and tried not to meet Victoria’s gaze. Fortunately, the Doctor distracted their attention with perfect timing. He was a Timelord after all.“Victoria, just in time!” and beaming, he produced a steaming pile of slightly crisp looking... somethings. Aware of the baffled expressions of his companions, the Doctor explain, “They’re called ‘Pop Tarts’ placing the plateful on the floor between Victoria and Jamie who seated themselves beside it. The Doctor joined them, “found them in a cupboard from my last little trip to the late 20th century.” As if to add some comfort to their uncertainty he added, “they did come highly recommended.” Victoria wasn’t sure if Jamie felt it was his duty to test anything unknown before her or just was simply curious as he cautiously reached out and took an exploratory bite of the crunchy and gooey substance. His face instantly recoiled into a grimace, “och! Doctor, that’s revoltin’!” And shot the toaster a venomous stare, “I knew yon beastie was up tae no good!”At this news, Victoria was even less convinced this was a sensible idea and cautiously only took a tiny bite. She pulled an equally repulsed expression which only further confirmed to Jamie that this toaster was a creature of malice. Sloshing water into glasses, Jamie offered one to Victoria, face still drawn into an expression of distaste, and both quickly drained the glasses of their content. Pouring himself more water, he addressed the Doctor accusingly who looked perplexed by the unfolding events, “there ya see! Yon beastie tried tae poison us!”Amusement flooded the Doctor’s features and he laughed heartily; “oh, stop exaggerating you two!” He ceremoniously plucked a single Pop Tart from the pile and held it before him as if to examine it. “It may be different from what you’re used to but we must be open to new things.” That’s easy for him to say thought Victoria sullenly, she’d felt like she’d had quite enough new things recently to last her a lifetime.The Doctor took an enthusiastic bite of his Pop Tart and smiled pleasantly as he carefully chewed it as if analysing and mentally recording the whole process. His smile didn’t stay for long. His whole face sagged like an instant increase in gravity and his chirpy mood followed. First, he simply looked bemused by the new experience, then he looked more puzzled, and for the briefest moment, he actually looked close to actual enjoyment but this mood quickly reversed to one of definite distaste. He beckoned urgently at Jamie to hand him water and gratefully (if not elegantly) downed the contents in one. Meanwhile, his companions who had looked upon this spectacle were unsure how to react. They waited for an eternity for the Doctor to voice his feelings as he opened his mouth to speak, waited, shook his head and rushed to pour another glass of water which he drank instantly. Finally, when he’d dramatically swallowed the last glug of the liquid, he spoke; “blimey!”It was now the Doctor’s turn to eye the toaster suspiciously. “Yes... I see what you mean Jamie. No doubt the Cybermen or perhaps Yeti enjoy such treats for their tea but I think I’ll give this one a miss.” And, wiping his hands on his frock coat, he collected the hazardous plate with steam still billowing and placed them into a concealed panel in the main control panel. The Doctor swiftly prodded a few buttons in a random-looking pattern and grinned mischievously. Victoria and Jamie joined him at the console and waited for him to explain. When no explanation seemed forthcoming, Victoria, broke the suspense,“Doctor, what’s that down there?” she pointed to the panel that she’d previously never noticed.“That, Victoria”, the Doctor smiled gleefully, “is a matter-transporter. It transports... Well, matter I suppose.”“So...” Victoria understood most of her science from either her father or the Doctor and was finding this concept a little tricky to comprehend. “If everything is made of matter...” she spoke slowly as if contemplating and carefully considering her next sentence, “then a matter-transporter can...?” realisation struck her at once, “a matter-transporter can beam any object anywhere!” “Well done Victoria!”Jamie hadn’t said much as he’d grappled with all the talk of technology and science but now felt he understood enough to contribute. “So, if ye transported yon matter-tarts; where did they go?”“Ah ha,” the Doctor had that familiar mischievous glint in his deep eyes would usually only spelled trouble for himself and his companions. Tapping the side of his nose in the conspiratorial gesture of secrecy, he shot them both a wink; “that would be telling. Let’s just say that the people of my home planet have never experienced 20th century Earth’s breakfast cuisine either and I think it’s about time that they were enlightened.”Victoria looked a little confused and with furrowed brow at how anyone would want to attempt that, questioned; “but Doctor, that whatever-it-was was positively revolting. Surely your people won’t like that one bit!”The Doctor’s eyes twinkled with Puckish delight and face was set into a fixed smile of pure amusement and joviality when he spoke; “no Victoria, my dear, I don’t believe they will.”
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fuckyourchicken Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2021

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Missfacny Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2021  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have found inner peace by opening this group.
Jgdsgh Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have a piece of fan art of the short lived sitcom Curry And Chips (1969) waiting for submission
CCB-18 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Anybody still manning this group?

All my non-member entries keep expiring after almost a month...
AshleyWolf259 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I tried to affiliate but got nothing. =.
CCB-18 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2019  Hobbyist General Artist
Never mind, I've joined the group now.
hansemist Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2018
What if there was a Carry on Oklahoma?
AshleyWolf259 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why are you not affiliating any of my clubs? =\
CCB-18 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Got another entry to this group that just expired;

Can somebody please sort this out? Thanks.
PRTArtist Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, can someone ban MasterColonel from here, as he's such a nutcase of a cunt? Or just remove his crap?
(Yes, I know I went there, but seriously. His almighty God prefers spiritful fruit, not religious nuts)
CCB-18 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
I've been trying to submit this; Run Away!! for the last couple of months, and it keeps expiring. 

Can somebody please sort this out?

hansemist Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2017
The modern day Spike Jones!…
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My most favourite song!…
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