Searching for Comedy SongHi folks.
I need some help. I'm looking up a comical song about gardening, or a vegetable allotment.
I heard it on one of my previous flights during the early 2000's on the BA Comedy Radio, but I can't remember who sang it.
I do recall that the comic was trying to grow splendid vegetables, but for some reason he couldn't grow anything under the soil...
...however, he could grow above the soil, such as vine plants like beans, tomatoes, peas, etc.
The closing line, I do remember, was a parody of "Heigh Ho" in which he sang;
"My hoe, my hoe,
I've thrown away my hoe"
So far, I haven't had any success with either YouTube or Google in tracking it down.
I hope someone will be able to help me?
''Cruel Necessity'' - FNaF Style
FREDDY: So you can see, my friends. We were originally murdered and stuffed into these animal suits, and our murderer, posing as a nightguard, got away scott-free. Therefore, we have no choice, but to do the same in return until we are avenged. (Others gasp) So every nightguard must follow the same way we went till our murderer ends up like us, then we may rest in peace.
FOXY: Ye be goin' mad? Don't ye realize that ye'd be puttin' 'undreds o' thousands of innocent lives in danger? Two wrongs don't make a right. Ye should know that.
FREDDY: Stow it Foxy! This is the only way to go about it. It maybe a cruel necessity, but it has to be done...
It is a cruel necessity, something of a mess that we
four poor children, dead before our time, end up in these suits.
Our murderer did abandon, we don't have much hope to stand on,
The cruel necessities of your curse will get him.
It came to us.
It came from us.
''Mean Ol' Crooler''
Look out! Here comes Crooler!
Evil beauty coming at ya!
Beware! For it's Crooler!
Guys get all controlled by me-o!
I am a Chiman
And a villian and princess
I'm Princess Crooler
Such a croc, never been seen
I am a leader
Yet it's through-o my own brother
But I don't care-o
I just pull on all the strings
My mum and dad were royals
I thought my rule's due
But they both overlooked me
Said that Cragger first should rule
Oh dear, they're both gone
and Cragger's wearing the crown
And now me-o, older sister?
No fear, got plans to make!
Think that's alarming, you'd be right
But it gets worse
Hypnotised my brother
Plan to rule the Chima-verse
That batch of scheming
Led to an upset of power
But then without me, you know
Cragger's rule would be weak
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah
All hail Princess Crooler!
Wah, wah, wah, la, la
Foulest Chiman by far!
''Fredrick Fazbear'' Song
I don't why, but some people seem to have the wrong idea about me. They all seem to think that because I'm from the Fazbear Animatronic franchise, I'm a vicious murdering monster with a frozen smile and unblinking eyes. Well, it's about time I set them straight! After all, like Foxy's Promenade Pals and the Fazbooty Girls, not all Fazbots are results of the curse...
I was sure that folks'd love me
To that hope, I did cling
'Cause I'm... Fredrick Fazbear
And... Everybody loves teddies! (Don't they?)
Thought I did a fine job
Why do you disagree?
There's a lot of people
Spreading nasty rumors 'bout me
Every word is a lie
So I'm singing this song
'Cause the p'lice reports
Have been telling it wrong!
Never was stiff-legged
Always walked my full height
Never had a stoop
And my arms were all right.
Never got new life
from illegal power
Never killed nor stuffed
Nightguards in the office.
It's all absurd
Time to tell the truth
The Apology (Version 2)
Beautiful morning at Beach City. Steven was home at last and everything was again back to normal. Normal except for the absence of Lars, who was still stuck on the Homeworld with the Off-color gems. Several days have passed since Steven's trial with the Blue and Yellow Diamonds, which abruptly ended with his escape and the question of whether or not his mother, Rose Quartz, really shattered the Pink Diamond. Three diamonds remain to this day, though the White Diamond is hardly, if ever, seen around the Homeworld. There are circulating rumors going around that the White Diamond doesn't know about the Pink Diamond's demise, because she was always "on the road".
Anyway, Steven awoke one morning to somebody knocking on the door. Pearl was the closest to the door, so she answered it. To her shock, it was one the Rubies, but one that Steven hasn't met yet: her gem was on her right hand--must be one of the Blue Diamond's Rubie
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