Episode 2 part 5: Lord Reginald Rumblebottom

Twilight Sparkle: Hmm. Sybil must’ve been pretty busy with being a publisher. “Alien Love Triangle Times”... Looks like they’re sold out. This was definitely a hot saler. “Secret Cub Scout arsenal uncovered”? That sounds a little too mature.

Sam: Has-been Brady Culture behind bars.

Spike the Dragon: Behind bars? Thank goodness for that.

Fluttershy: Looks like he’s been arrested for the whole hypnotism thing.

Applejack: Although he completely deserved it for hypnotizin’ innocent people and Sam.

Max: He finally found a way to become famous... The police blotter.

Rainbow Dash: Police blotter? Is that even a thing?

Rarity: My goodness, Max.

Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Look, Sammy, newly colored gumballs!

Sam: I don’t think so, Pinkie Pie. It looks like candy, but I’m pretty sure it’s fish tank gravel again.

Rainbow Dash: Fish tank gravel?! Ew!

Applejack: Who the hay would put fish tank gravel in a gumball machine?

Fluttershy: I don’t know. But it’s particularly strange to put fish tank gravel in a gumball machine.

Max: I’ve had worse.

Twilight Sparkle: Come on every pony, we don’t want to keep Bocso waiting.

As they entered

Bosco: (British accent) What ho, ladies, Samuel, Maximilian!

Sam: What the...?

Rainbow Dash: Huh?

Bosco: (British accent) You’re probably wondering how I know your names!

Max: Not really.

Bosco: Psst. It’s me, Bosco!

Rainbow Dash: What’s with the disguise?

Sam: Yeah, what’s with the slanted soup strainer, Bosco?

Bosco: (British accent) Bosco? I know not that moniker. I am Lord Reginald Rumblebottem, earl of Dukedom. The third.

Max: Spike, what language is he speaking?

Spike the Dragon: If I miss my guess. He’s talking in a British/English accent. And Max, first of all: British isn’t necessarily a language.

Max: *gasp*

Twilight Sparkle: So, Mr. Bosco... Like we asked before. Can you tell us why you’re wearing a weird British disguise looking like Dr. Watson?

Bosco: It’s ‘cause everybody’s got it in for me, that’s why😠!

Max: Yeah, we heard.

Spike the Dragon: It figures.

Bosco: I had to get a disguise to throw ‘em off the trail! Oh, they’ll never find me now!

Fluttershy: “They”?

Sam: They wouldn’t even know where to begin to look.

Bosco: (British accent) Clever clogs!